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Samurai Jack vs. 300 Spartans

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Samurai Jack vs. 300 Spartans

Postby Mudflap Prime » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:36 am

Who shall stand and who shall fall?
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Postby Senor Hugo » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:09 am

Somehow, I think, saying "please just stop" doesn't seem to cut it.
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Postby unique_username » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:01 am

whats with all the vs 300 spartan threads? that movie sucked. it looked cool, but nothing else. the action was boring as, with some mediocre moves that were all shown in slow motion, and the spartans were just a bunch of jerks that kept saying the word "sparta".

for all their hype they didnt seem to be all that skilled, jack has taken on legions of robots and mystical fighters at once and won easily. ill go for him.
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Postby Great Atlas » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:28 pm

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I'll go with the Spartans
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Postby Shadowman » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:28 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
unique_username wrote:whats with all the vs 300 spartan threads? that movie sucked. it looked cool, but nothing else. the action was boring as, with some mediocre moves that were all shown in slow motion, and the spartans were just a bunch of jerks that kept saying the word "sparta".

for all their hype they didnt seem to be all that skilled, jack has taken on legions of robots and mystical fighters at once and won easily. ill go for him.


This is heresy! This is madness!
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Postby Dead Metal » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:49 pm

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Shadowman wrote:
unique_username wrote:whats with all the vs 300 spartan threads? that movie sucked. it looked cool, but nothing else. the action was boring as, with some mediocre moves that were all shown in slow motion, and the spartans were just a bunch of jerks that kept saying the word "sparta".

for all their hype they didnt seem to be all that skilled, jack has taken on legions of robots and mystical fighters at once and won easily. ill go for him.


This is heresy! This is madness!


NO! THIS is SPARTA!
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Postby tequila stu » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:59 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
unique_username wrote:whats with all the vs 300 spartan threads? that movie sucked. it looked cool, but nothing else. the action was boring as, with some mediocre moves that were all shown in slow motion, and the spartans were just a bunch of jerks that kept saying the word "sparta".

for all their hype they didnt seem to be all that skilled, jack has taken on legions of robots and mystical fighters at once and won easily. ill go for him.


This is heresy! This is madness!


NO! THIS is SPARTA!


Jack had to help out the 300 I.Y.R.
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Re: Samurai Jack vs. 300 Spartans

Postby snavej » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:52 am

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SJ is an immortal toon. He should win.
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