The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Personally I want to see a 'best use of a food item as an instrament of death' award but it'll never happen.

*sharpens a candy cane and sighs*

It's been such a long time since we revisited Psycho's tendency to spurt out typos.

-dusts off the king of typo's crown.-

The only award I ever watch for is "Most gratuitous use of Nudity and violence". At least that way, my script for "Friday the 13th part 27: Crystal Lake Nudist colony massacre" has a shot. IT would win best costume... well, it would win for cheapest costume anyway.

[Psycho Warrior]

The next event in our made up contest is the 100 yard dash. The runners have a 5 second head start before we release halo with her battle rifle behind them.

[The Happy Locust]

The next event in our made up contest is the 100 yard dash. The runners have a 5 second head start before we release halo with her battle rifle behind them.

Sounds like the "Track competiton". AND GO!

*Locust fires a starting pistol. Behind him, 5 track stars run a race*

AND GO AGAIN!

*Locust fires a second shot. A Train engine rushes by directly behind the runners. On second inspection, the runners are running directly over the train tracks*

Anyone who even makes it to the finish line gets a gold medal.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

The next event in our made up contest is the 100 yard dash. The runners have a 5 second head start before we release halo with her battle rifle behind them.

Sounds like the "Track competiton". AND GO!

*Locust fires a starting pistol. Behind him, 5 track stars run a race*

AND GO AGAIN!

*Locust fires a second shot. A Train engine rushes by directly behind the runners. On second inspection, the runners are running directly over the train tracks*

Anyone who even makes it to the finish line gets a gold medal.

I'm not cleaning up the mess, last time we killed this many idiots I found myself scrubbing the carpet alone.

[Psycho Warrior]

At least you never had to carry a qoute pyramid.

[The Happy Locust]

At least you never had to carry a qoute pyramid.

Crushed by text, now there's an obit you'd be wondering about.

[Psycho Warrior]

At least you never had to carry a qoute pyramid.

Crushed by text, now there's an obit you'd be wondering about.

we orbit the thread every 3 posts.

[The Happy Locust]

At least you never had to carry a qoute pyramid.

Crushed by text, now there's an obit you'd be wondering about.

we orbit the thread every 3 posts.

I miss the quote pyramids. I wonder if the limit can be extended from 3 quotes to 5 or 7.

[Psycho Warrior]

I miss the quote pyramids. I wonder if the limit can be extended from 3 quotes to 5 or 7.

I miss seeing posts fold in on themselves and form a spam hole. None could hear us talk sense.

[The Happy Locust]

I miss the quote pyramids. I wonder if the limit can be extended from 3 quotes to 5 or 7.

I miss seeing posts fold in on themselves and form a spam hole. None could hear us talk sense.

Flatulence. The final frontier. Some say it goes on forever. LIngering in the places you can't reach or clean. Our 5-year mission is to explore and disinfect a bedroom that smells like crap.

[Psycho Warrior]

I miss the quote pyramids. I wonder if the limit can be extended from 3 quotes to 5 or 7.

I miss seeing posts fold in on themselves and form a spam hole. None could hear us talk sense.

Flatulence. The final frontier. Some say it goes on forever. LIngering in the places you can't reach or clean. Our 5-year mission is to explore and disinfect a bedroom that smells like crap.

I told you that taco bell give me gas. Why are you judging me?

[Liege Evilmus]

Careful with that gas, these walls have gills

[The Happy Locust]

Careful with that gas, these walls have gills

It's a sobering thought when you realize your house can survive underwater even if you can't.

[Psycho Warrior]

Careful with that gas, these walls have gills

It's a sobering thought when you realize your house can survive underwater even if you can't.

an anphibious house sounds pretty dangerous, every 2 minutes your house would hop off it;s foundations and head to water. and once a year it could go upstream to spawn.

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

Careful with that gas, these walls have gills

It's a sobering thought when you realize your house can survive underwater even if you can't.

an anphibious house sounds pretty dangerous, every 2 minutes your house would hop off it;s foundations and head to water. and once a year it could go upstream to spawn.

It helps with moving.

No more calling that bitch at U-haul, I got a froghouse!

[The Happy Locust]

It's a sobering thought when you realize your house can survive underwater even if you can't.

an anphibious house sounds pretty dangerous, every 2 minutes your house would hop off it;s foundations and head to water. and once a year it could go upstream to spawn.

It helps with moving.

No more calling that bitch at U-haul, I got a froghouse!

It's great for clearing traffic too.

*Locust's froghouse hops onto the freeway but gets stuck behind a really slow-moving car.*

See? Perfect example. GO!

*the Froghouse extends it's tongue and swallows the slow-moving car, freeing the freeway for faster traffic.*

I'm a hero in these parts.

[Psycho Warrior]

problem is locust I have to keep shooing it away from my garage...

[Kid_Kapatilsm]

problem is locust I have to keep shooing it away from my garage...

I wonder what a baby house looks like...

[Psycho Warrior]

problem is locust I have to keep shooing it away from my garage...

I wonder what a baby house looks like...

I'm sure you've seen those plastic children's houses that are like, 6 feet tall at the most? they haven't even developed their own electrical systems or support beams yet.

[ShadowKatt]

They're so cute when they're that little. Then they get older and start developing flat screens and wifi points and everything gets complicated.

[Psycho Warrior]

They're so cute when they're that little. Then they get older and start developing flat screens and wifi points and everything gets complicated.

Holy crap! Lurker Shadowkatt appears!

[City Commander]

Does an amphibious house still have problems with cats gutting them?

[ShadowKatt]

They're so cute when they're that little. Then they get older and start developing flat screens and wifi points and everything gets complicated.

Holy crap! Lurker Shadowkatt appears!

Holy crap! Lurker Shadowkatt is remembered! x2

Edit: Hey, wait a sec. Since when did I become "Lurker" ShadowKatt?

[The Happy Locust]

Does an amphibious house still have problems with cats gutting them?

Sort of. You might want to step aside.

*a gigantic ball of string rolls down the street, followed by a 10-story Kitty House*

[ShadowKatt]

Big ball of string!