The Energon Pub

[Operation Ravage]

After an unexpected event involving black holes, nuclear reactors, and a fish, the previous Starbase was destroyed.

So . . . time to start over!

[Counterpunch]

I don't really spam, but I can't pass the opportunity to reply first.

In your eye you 10,000 post people!

[SnapTrap]

just checking my post count...
*teleports out*

[Darth Bombshell]

*tests the waters*

[Evil Phil]

*Tastes the air*.

Hmm...

tastes fine to me, kinda like chicken though.

[Halo]

This place is so new and roomy.

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW looks around at the new place* wow new faces. kewl.

[Halo]

*PW looks around at the new place* wow new faces. kewl.

It's so clean and smell-less.

[The Happy Locust]

So was planet Micro a figment of my imagination?

*notes drool stains and skidmarks*

I guess that's a yes

[Halo]

So was planet Micro a figment of my imagination?

*notes drool stains and skidmarks*

I guess that's a yes

At this point everythings a figment of imaginations.

[Binaltech Bombshell]

*PW looks around at the new place* wow new faces. kewl.

It's so clean and smell-less.

Which is unusual for a "Three Bean Burrito Thursday."

[Halo]

*PW looks around at the new place* wow new faces. kewl.

It's so clean and smell-less.

Which is unusual for a "Three Bean Burrito Thursday."

...Now I'm going to have to go by Lysol air freshner.

[Evil Phil]

*PW looks around at the new place* wow new faces. kewl.

It's so clean and smell-less.

Which is unusual for a "Three Bean Burrito Thursday."

...Now I'm going to have to go by Lysol air freshner.

What if they're sold out?

[vulgar_wraith]

Light a match then.

[Shadowman]

I don't really spam, but I can't pass the opportunity to reply first.

In your eye you 10,000 post people!

Ow, my eye!

*Runs around clutching his recently poked eye.*

*Doesn't notice his pants are down.*

*Boxers are up, though. You can rest easy, people.*

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW looks around at the new place* wow new faces. kewl.

It's so clean and smell-less.

I'll fix that. *doesn't take a shower*

[The Happy Locust]

PW, don't be so dirty. The mall provides showers for a reason.

*Locust walks to the fountain and bathes, much to the disgust and horror of shoppers*

[AutobotJazz]

*AJ just walks through, sees Locust bathing in the mall fountain and for some reason doesn't find it odd.*

[Psycho Warrior]

I prefer not to bathe, as to raise more foot fungus and to keep my various parasites happy.

[Binaltech Bombshell]

*AJ just walks through, sees Locust bathing in the mall fountain and for some reason doesn't find it odd.*

Except for the fact that fountain isn't hooked to the water lines yet. What exactly is that fluid he's bathing in? And where'd it come from

[The Happy Locust]

*AJ just walks through, sees Locust bathing in the mall fountain and for some reason doesn't find it odd.*

There, all clean.

*Locust throws on a robe and walks back to... *

Uh-oh. I didn't set up an office. OH well. time to get dirty again.

*Locust ditches the robe, puts on a carpenter's belt (and nothing else) and starts throwing together an office.*


Ack! splinter in my ass!

[Psycho Warrior]

*throws his filth at locust*

[Halo]

*throws his filth at locust*

Ew.

[Psycho Warrior]

*throws his filth at locust*

Ew.

What? *holding clump of mud*

[Halo]

*throws his filth at locust*

Ew.

What? *holding clump of mud*

Now THAT's fun!