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News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:32 am

The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:He's got my hair! Get him!

Oh you've nothing to fear.

He's quite dead.

I want his talent.

You can have his cane.

Will that do?

I thought I'd had enough of that in grammar school but what-the-hey. I'd like his cane.

You...have schools just for grammar?

That...that explains so much...

We need'em ovar hear.

by **Halo** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:34 am

Crap. They found sounds from my "Secret Project #12". Time to relocate. AGAIN.

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:34 am

Shadowman wrote:

"What is this? A centre for ants?"

by **Halo** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:36 am

Leonardo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:

What is this? A centre for ants?

You obviously have never seen the movie "Zoolander".

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:38 am

Halo wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:

"What is this? A centre for ants?"

You obviously have never seen the movie "Zoolander".

I don't understand why you've posted that. "What is this? A centre for ants?" is a Zoolander quote.

by **The Mad Asshatter** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:51 am

Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:He's got my hair! Get him!

Oh you've nothing to fear.

He's quite dead.

I want his talent.

You can have his cane.

Will that do?

I thought I'd had enough of that in grammar school but what-the-hey. I'd like his cane.

He'd like that too.

I think you tricked me. I almost expected a "strange sounds from Uranus" joke from you.

I'm a crafty swine.

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:14 pm

The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:
The Mad Asshatter wrote:
Leonardo wrote:He's got my hair! Get him!

Oh you've nothing to fear.

He's quite dead.

I want his talent.

You can have his cane.

Will that do?

I thought I'd had enough of that in grammar school but what-the-hey. I'd like his cane.

He'd like that too.

I think you tricked me. I almost expected a "strange sounds from Uranus" joke from you.

I'm a crafty swine.

by **The Mad Asshatter** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:21 pm

This just in!

The source is revealed.

ACK ACKACK ACK!

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:07 pm

What movie is that from?And holy crush

by **Rogue.** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:27 pm

*AUTOBOT STITH wrote:What movie is that from?

"Ack Ackack Ack Ackackack Ack."

by **Rogue.** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:29 pm

Double post. Hooray for slow servers!

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:33 pm

Th'threads Gone To Hell.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:33 pm

There's something about Saturn that irks me.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:38 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:There's something about Saturn that irks me.

I did a spit-take when I saw you.

It was hard, because I didn't have a drink handy. So, it was mostly just spit.

Spit and broken dreams! :sad:

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:41 pm

There's something about Shadowman that irks me.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:45 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:There's something about Shadowman that irks me.

Is it my swarthy Latin charm?

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:46 pm

Please, Catholics don't have any charm.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:48 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:Please, Catholics don't have any charm.

I know I have some kind of charm. Perhaps it has to do with the metal plate in my head that receives the transmissions from the CIA that reroutes power to the Alien Spacecraft hidden in Area 51 where they send messages to Agent Loch Ness Monster, who in turn goes to find Saddam Hussein's Weapons of Mass Destruction, which is kept in King Solomon's Mines with JFK's REAL killer.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:52 pm

Sigh.

My insinuation that only Catholics speak Latin, clearly a piece of socio-comedic commentary of unsurpassed genius, falls on deaf ears. Alas, alas!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:54 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:Sigh.

My insinuation that only Catholics speak Latin, clearly a piece of socio-comedic commentary of unsurpassed genius, falls on deaf ears. Alas, alas!

And you forgot to wear underwear this morning! How about THAT? Can you explain THAT, with your "Science?!"