The Energon Pub

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:51 am

My inspiration for this thread came from the ark message board well here goes!!

FOR SALE
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ACTAVATE OPERATION: for sale pet laserbeak
Contact Soundwave for currency.

Used stasis pod slight wear on bottom with weird smell
On the inside, contact Oil slick for price.

Wheelies head, up for bidding, highest bidder
Will also receive, Blurrs head, Omega supreme

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Are you sick of a none mobile alt mode like a boom box
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Come on over to autobop, the newest dance floor in town, catch the new tones baby
Down here at the autobop we have the badest bots in town: Blaster, Jazz, tracks, rock on!

Sorry I can not think of any more right now

by **JetOptimus23** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:48 am

For Sale, Arcee's underplate.

Wanted. Springer's head.

by **Windsweeper** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:45 pm

G1 comic book continuity for sale. 2 careful owners (Marvel and Dreamwave). 1 careless (IDW)

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:41 pm

Marvel was very careful. They made the difference between Thundercracker and Skywarp VERY clear.

by **MysteriousDewd** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:36 am

Wheelies head, up for bidding, highest bidder
Will also receive, Blurrs head, Omega supreme

This one made me chuckle.

Skywarp64 wrote:Marvel was very careful. They made the difference between Thundercracker and Skywarp VERY clear.

Sadly IDW on the otherhand is not careful in the slightest bit.

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:33 am

*Facepalm* You do know sarcasm when you hear it, right?

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:13 pm

I know MysteriousDewd every time blurr or wheelie opened there mouths I wanted to blast them to the pit, and now more classifieds

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HitherehithereI’mblurrmyvocalcircuitsareforsaleifyouwantreallyreallywantthemifyoudocallmeat100’MPH00000

Hi there the names Outback I’m providing quality tours around the good’ol outback
We’ll take you to the heart of the outback and when were all done we’ll all come back to the ranch and flip some good’ol energon’es on the barby!! And say good’ day (and by the way no offence fellow seibertronians who are Australians)

Ohhhh Wazzpinnzator have zzzz neat ticking thingy, zzzzz Wazzpinnzator think it pretty Wazzpinnzator like zzzz it a lot Wazzpi-KABOOOM! Ohhhh Wazzpinnzator has no body zzzzz.

Sexy arachnid seeks tall fuzor between eagle and wolf

Taran-I mean Blackarachnia seeks um….. Specimen yeah um that’s right, may come to my cav-I mean my parlor at midnight, Tarantul-blackarachnia will be waiting for you muhhahahahahh!-um sorry.

Working on some new ones I will get back :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **mbd88prime** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:49 am

LOST, URGENT; yeesss!!!: small yellow petroleum based scale representation of a chordata animalia* , REWARD!!!!! -1000 energon cubes- please contact "The Darkside" and ask for Megatron, yeesss.

*rubber ducky

Like GEEWUN on Facebook · by **GEEWUN** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:37 am

mbd88prime wrote:LOST, URGENT; yeesss!!!: small yellow petroleum based scale representation of a chordata animalia* , REWARD!!!!! -1000 energon cubes- please contact "The Darkside" and ask for Megatron, yeesss.

*rubber ducky

Epic

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:24 am

Skywarp64 wrote:*Facepalm* You do know sarcasm when you hear it, right?

Remember Sarcasm on the internet is like a ninja, by the time you realize it's there, it's already too late.

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:53 am

Yeah, you're right. Recognizing sarcasm when you hear it and when you see it are NOT the same thing. (Btw, that wasn't sarcasm in itself.)

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:22 pm

WANTED

This is Starscream! To all decepticons reading this page if you want to join me in conquest of the decepticon throne! Send in your applications to: Starscream.org, now if I like you, you’ll get past my screening, then I shall recruit you for the cause and then we shall strike up against that idiot megat……. STARSCREAM!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!! Oh lord megatron I was just….. Oh get out of the way Screamer! Huh what is this, the official transformer site! With heavy metal war, and a vs. thread, oh by unicrons spark! This may be the thing that we need to crush the autobots!!!! Mwhahahahah!!!

Listen the bossmonkey want some help back here on prehistoric earth, so come’ on down here……………….. Oh come’ on! We need help against the predicons or we are all going to die!!!

FOR SALE

Hey there I’m Wheeljack! I thought that you might be interested in a new invention of my own design! It’s a ionic displacement laser or the IDL for short, now to explain how it works, you see the ion particles in the matter around us go through here…… what is it Bumblebee. Um…. Is it so post to be sparking Wheeljack…. Huh um….. No! KAAAABBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!......... Um Wheeljack how many of your inventions have not blown-up, well let me think uhh…. none

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:45 pm

Skywarp64 wrote:Yeah, you're right. Recognizing sarcasm when you hear it and when you see it are NOT the same thing. (Btw, that wasn't sarcasm in itself.)

Ooooooooo like we need your opinion Skywarp64 :roll:

(Don’t worry I don’t mean it, sarcasm is just one more service I offer)

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:23 pm

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News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:31 pm

Twitchythe3rd wrote:Advertisement

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Sweet, I'm in a siggy!

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:55 pm

Skywarp64 wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Advertisement

Wheeljack's Wack Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium! I am currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, and i'm passing the savings onto YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! *Warning: May expolde in face.

Sweet, I'm in a siggy!

Nobody’s put me in a siggy! :sad:

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:01 am

godzillabot wrote:
Skywarp64 wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Advertisement

Wheeljack's Wack Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium! I am currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, and i'm passing the savings onto YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! *Warning: May expolde in face.

Sweet, I'm in a siggy!

Nobody’s put me in a siggy!

Oh, contraire.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:18 am

Skywarp64 wrote:
godzillabot wrote:
Skywarp64 wrote:
Twitchythe3rd wrote:Advertisement

Wheeljack's Wack Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium! I am currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, and i'm passing the savings onto YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! *Warning: May expolde in face.

Sweet, I'm in a siggy!

Nobody’s put me in a siggy!

Oh, contraire.