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News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:41 pm

I think this proves never to doubt an old ambiguous calendar created by a long dead ancient civilization.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/200810 ... zqI1GyFz4D

As soon as it happens, zombies will rise from the grave, aliens will show up and attack the planet, sci-fi original movies will become blockbusters, dogs and cats will live together, mass hysteria!

:grin:

by **Decatron** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:04 pm

Well I'm ready for the zombies at least... :grin:

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:33 pm

That scares me more than the zombies and aliens.

by **Halo** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:46 pm

Evil_the_Nub wrote:That scares me more than the zombies and aliens.

Seconded.

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:47 pm

I wouldn't mind seeing her with me instead in 2012

by **Marlboro Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:39 pm

That reminds me of a joke (everything reminds me of a joke actually). This will prolly get me in trouble with MODS, but, OH WELL!

:Removed:

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:16 am

Marlboro Man wrote:That reminds me of a joke (everything reminds me of a joke actually). This will prolly get me in trouble with MODS, but, OH WELL!

:Removed:

I removed it because I think that was pushing the limits of the board. (I'm assuming political threads are even being supported in GD. If not, I'll apologize ahead of time for not locking this.)

I did think it was kind of clever though, in spite of the fact that I find jokes capitalizing on Palin's gender to be in poor taste.

Senor Hugo wrote:dogs and cats will live together

I believe the term is "cohabitation" (I refer of course to an article the Onion ran a few weeks ago).

by **diosoth** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:33 am

Caelus wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:dogs and cats will live together

I believe the term is "cohabitation" (I refer of course to an article the Onion ran a few weeks ago).

Actually, I believe the term you want on that phrase is "Peter Venkman".

I don't like her. She's a bit nuts with a rather questioable record. I also don't find her attractive, and am having a hard time understanding why people do...

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:35 am

diosoth wrote:
Caelus wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:dogs and cats will live together

I believe the term is "cohabitation" (I refer of course to an article the Onion ran a few weeks ago).

Actually, I believe the term you want on that phrase is "Peter Venkman".

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ep ... ocal_ghost

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:47 am

A lot of strip-clubs are having Palin look-alike contests right now.

Everyone make sure to get out to the poles on November 4th.

by **Gutter Bunny** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:35 am

Counterpunch wrote:A lot of strip-clubs are having Palin look-alike contests right now.

Everyone make sure to get out to the poles on November 4th.

Two phrases i thought i would NEVER see together...but a clever pun none the less.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:15 pm

I I suddenly feel very very scared.

by **Predaprince** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:45 pm

Halo wrote:
Evil_the_Nub wrote:That scares me more than the zombies and aliens.

Seconded.

Thirded...eded

News Credits: 7 · by **Omega Charge** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:33 pm

I don't get that. I'm sure politics are open to women now more than ever, but would she really need to do that?

It is scary imagining a President Palin.

by **Marlboro Man** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:04 pm

OK, my awful Palin joke got erased. I figured it would and I would get reprimanded. I did. (imagine if I told the Obama one...that's even worse).

Sarah Palin as President? I'd move back to Texas and petition for the state to become it's own nation again.

Long Live the Texas Republic.

ALSO!!!! The pun with poles and Nov. 4th. Classic.

by **Pyrostrata** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:39 pm

Palin as President of the United States??

*Starts learning the Canadian National Anthem and filling out change-of-citizenship papers*

Over my dead body will I stay in America with that incompetent in the Oval Office!

News Credits: 97 · by **Savage** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:02 am

Yet you've stayed for the past 8 years?

by **Pyrostrata** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:46 am

Savage wrote:Yet you've stayed for the past 8 years?

I know! I really AM crazy, aren't I?

by **Newtilator** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:01 am

Predaprince wrote:
Halo wrote:
Evil_the_Nub wrote:That scares me more than the zombies and aliens.

Seconded.

Thirded...eded

A ... lotted
All you Americans, Please vote for Obama! For the good of the world please!
Soory if that pushes the websites limits.

News Credits: 487 · by **Darth Bombshell** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:01 am

Pyrostrata wrote:*Starts learning the Canadian National Anthem and filling out change-of-citizenship papers*

Hey, if you want to come live up here, there's a lot more you gotta do besides that. We don't just take any schmuck that walks in off the street, you know. :wink:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:13 pm

Darth Bombshell wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:*Starts learning the Canadian National Anthem and filling out change-of-citizenship papers*

Hey, if you want to come live up here, there's a lot more you gotta do besides that. We don't just take any schmuck that walks in off the street, you know.

Neither do we...please, take back Celine Dion. We didn't want her in the first place.

We'll even throw in one of our Celebrities if that sweetens the deal...no Academy Award winners, though.

News Credits: 26 · by **Wheeljack35** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:17 pm

I wonder if Bill Clinton wishes he had her in the White House during his presidency

News Credits: 487 · by **Darth Bombshell** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:31 pm

Shadowman wrote:Neither do we...please, take back Celine Dion. We didn't want her in the first place.

We'll even throw in one of our Celebrities if that sweetens the deal...no Academy Award winners, though.

Toss in Jessica Alba, and you got a deal.

by **Marlboro Man** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:33 pm

Darth Bombshell wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:*Starts learning the Canadian National Anthem and filling out change-of-citizenship papers*

Hey, if you want to come live up here, there's a lot more you gotta do besides that. We don't just take any schmuck that walks in off the street, you know.

Unless of course America is in a 'Police Action' in Asia! What's the deal with Toronto getting a second hockey team up there? Any buzz about that! I say bring back the Nordiques or Jets! Winnipeg's logo was phenomanal!

Oh, and forget about Jessica Alba! We'll give you Rhea Perlman though!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:19 pm

Marlboro Man wrote:
Darth Bombshell wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:*Starts learning the Canadian National Anthem and filling out change-of-citizenship papers*

Hey, if you want to come live up here, there's a lot more you gotta do besides that. We don't just take any schmuck that walks in off the street, you know.

Unless of course America is in a 'Police Action' in Asia! What's the deal with Toronto getting a second hockey team up there? Any buzz about that! I say bring back the Nordiques or Jets! Winnipeg's logo was phenomanal!

Oh, and forget about Jessica Alba! We'll give you Rhea Perlman though!

Not to be confused with Ron Perlman. We are keeping Hellboy, and that's that!