The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

im fairly certain not cooking them through all the way can get you thrown in jail

it's the forbidden fruit... that screams

[Exdominus]

Guess whos back what up people

[Wheelimus Prime]

Guess whos back what up people

Um... PW

[Psycho Warrior]

Guess whos back what up people

Um... PW

What's that supposed to mean eh? *grabs baseball bat* You sayin I'm Up? You callin me a movie is that it?

[Wheelimus Prime]

Guess whos back what up people

Um... PW

What's that supposed to mean eh? *grabs baseball bat* You sayin I'm Up? You callin me a movie is that it?

Super Crazy!!! but no,all i am saying is your back




hair is unbelievable

[Psycho Warrior]

Guess whos back what up people

Um... PW

What's that supposed to mean eh? *grabs baseball bat* You sayin I'm Up? You callin me a movie is that it?

Super Crazy!!! but no,all i am saying is your back




hair is unbelievable

Now you sayin my hair is unbelievable eh? Thank you. It took me years to get it to grow and stop at this length.

[Wheelimus Prime]

Guess whos back what up people

Um... PW

What's that supposed to mean eh? *grabs baseball bat* You sayin I'm Up? You callin me a movie is that it?

Super Crazy!!! but no,all i am saying is your back




hair is unbelievable

Now you sayin my hair is unbelievable eh? Thank you. It took me years to get it to grow and stop at this length.

i commend you on your Hair-growing abilities

[Psycho Warrior]

i commend you on your Hair-growing abilities

They pale in comparison to my shoe rotting abilities.

[Wheelimus Prime]

i commend you on your Hair-growing abilities

They pale in comparison to my shoe rotting abilities.

now i know who to invite to the rot yo shoes off compatition

[Psycho Warrior]

i commend you on your Hair-growing abilities

They pale in comparison to my shoe rotting abilities.

now i know who to invite to the rot yo shoes off compatition

those are always a blast but it's hard to meet girls at them since the spectators all wear bio hazard suits.

[SoundMaster1]

i commend you on your Hair-growing abilities

They pale in comparison to my shoe rotting abilities.

now i know who to invite to the rot yo shoes off compatition

those are always a blast but it's hard to meet girls at them since the spectators all wear bio hazard suits.

Lucky. all the ones around me are prone to spontaneously combust even when protected. I wish I had that kind of talent.

[Wheelimus Prime]

i commend you on your Hair-growing abilities

They pale in comparison to my shoe rotting abilities.

now i know who to invite to the rot yo shoes off compatition

those are always a blast but it's hard to meet girls at them since the spectators all wear bio hazard suits.

Lucky. all the ones around me are prone to spontaneously combust even when protected. I wish I had that kind of talent.

then stay away from the "Kill small things with your breath" competition. I hold the records for most things kiilled in 1 exhale, biggest thing killed in 1 exhale, Largest fireball produced in 1 exhale, and most planets destroyed in 4 breaths.

i wear these titles proudly, PW beat me twice this year, although i was 1 whale away from tying in most amount of things killed in 1 exhale.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's one of the things I'm good at. Last year he came close to me in 'how many things can you kill blowing underwater in the ocean with a straw'

[Wheelimus Prime]

remember the deadliest burp competition?

good times

[Psycho Warrior]

remember the deadliest burp competition?

good times

almost as fun as the 'one legged dance' competition. I ruptured a kidney in '02.

[Wheelimus Prime]

remember the deadliest burp competition?

good times

almost as fun as the 'one legged dance' competition. I ruptured a kidney in '02.

i wish i could have been there. i was too busy preparing for the Meld Yo Fat@ss to a Couch" competition

[Psycho Warrior]

remember the deadliest burp competition?

good times

almost as fun as the 'one legged dance' competition. I ruptured a kidney in '02.

i wish i could have been there. i was too busy preparing for the Meld Yo Fat@ss to a Couch" competition

then your in stiff competition, everyone in Wisconsin is preparing for that.

[Wheelimus Prime]

remember the deadliest burp competition?

good times

almost as fun as the 'one legged dance' competition. I ruptured a kidney in '02.

i wish i could have been there. i was too busy preparing for the Meld Yo Fat@ss to a Couch" competition

then your in stiff competition, everyone in Wisconsin is preparing for that.

sorry, i am only participating in the State-Wide version. appearently,some dude had been permanently melded to his couch for 100 years. his corpse is in the museum

[Psycho Warrior]

Ol Uncle stevie... we thought the couch would die with him.

[The Happy Locust]

Ol Uncle stevie... we thought the couch would die with him.

It did. But we hired a voodoo expert to reanimate both him and the couch. It was great. After being dead for 6 years, they were back and we could finally look for the remote in the necrotized cushions. The zombie brain-eating panic after that was all worth it.

[Psycho Warrior]

Ol Uncle stevie... we thought the couch would die with him.

It did. But we hired a voodoo expert to reanimate both him and the couch. It was great. After being dead for 6 years, they were back and we could finally look for the remote in the necrotized cushions. The zombie brain-eating panic after that was all worth it.

Never anger a zombie couchtuar. Those things can fart like Boomers can puke.

[The Happy Locust]

Ol Uncle stevie... we thought the couch would die with him.

It did. But we hired a voodoo expert to reanimate both him and the couch. It was great. After being dead for 6 years, they were back and we could finally look for the remote in the necrotized cushions. The zombie brain-eating panic after that was all worth it.

Never anger a zombie couchtuar. Those things can fart like Boomers can puke.

if a couchtaur ever asks you to help him pick out the dustbunnies from his cushions, just say no and run.

[Wheelimus Prime]

Ol Uncle stevie... we thought the couch would die with him.

It did. But we hired a voodoo expert to reanimate both him and the couch. It was great. After being dead for 6 years, they were back and we could finally look for the remote in the necrotized cushions. The zombie brain-eating panic after that was all worth it.

Never anger a zombie couchtuar. Those things can fart like Boomers can puke.

if a couchtaur ever asks you to help him pick out the dustbunnies from his cushions, just say no and run.

i was very close to interpreting that as a butt joke

[Psycho Warrior]

and people say he lacks class.

[SoundMaster1]

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