The Energon Pub

Warpath: Geeze, I gotta see about getting my chest reduced. My back is killing me

Blaster sits down at Teletran 1 to start duty: What the ?? my butt itches. .. *gets up sees squished spike* oh dang I better hide that before Bumblebee sees, he'd never forgive me.

i started one similer to this sorry dont get cross.I didnt know this one existed untill now after i started mine.Please read this before anyone shouts at me.

Spike
for work today i shall wear a fine styling suit for this fine eighties style with a fine big hat with a big feather and a cloak.

Sparkplug
today i will wear something diferent, nah just kidding!

Carlos/Armada/
What do you mean i annoy people and and state the obvious?
i feel sad.

Ratrap on finding the Maximals are on another hard battle.
We.....
Rhinox, Shut up and i know what you're gonna say We're doomed, ye ye
No , im goona say we'll be fine, easy fight.

Tf Animated
A fight starts and Ratchet starts to say something we...
Prowl Shut up i dont want to hear how you fought in the last war, WE KNOW!
I wasnt gonna say tha...
Bulkhead Really?
Prowl pointedly flexes weapons
Yeah ok i was...

Movie Prime:(plays clip when he rams into trash before fighting Megatron) STOP! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever got dirt on your nice,clean Alt Mode? Well,this can help! Introducing New Turtle Wax for Transformers!Safe for the spark and all natural!

Brawl:Turtle wax has changed my life! Now all I have to worry about is WHAT THE HELL MY NAME IS!

Ironhide:After I come back from off-roading,I take a little bit of turtle wax, and the dirt just disappears!

Dispensor:After the battle, I was so dirty, nobody wanted to buy a drink from me.But now that I use turtle wax, the money comes flying in!

Soundwave(stroking A purring Ravage on his lap):Before I started using turtle wax, My tapes always stuttered and sometimes didn't even work at all! But now, I can listen to my favourite tunes when ever I like! (starts playing Transformers Theme)

Prime:Now Turtle wax can change your life! simply by calling 1800-CLEAN-BOT,you can get your bottle of turtle wax for 10 easy payments of $9.95.Plus, call within the next ten minutes, and get a second bottle, Absolutely free! Don't delay! Cleanliness is the right of all sentient beings!

Ironclaw wrote:Movie Prime:(plays clip when he rams into trash before fighting Megatron) STOP! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever got dirt on your nice,clean Alt Mode? Well,this can help! Introducing New Turtle Wax for Transformers!Safe for the spark and all natural!

Brawl:Turtle wax has changed my life! Now all I have to worry about is WHAT THE HELL MY NAME IS!

Ironhide:After I come back from off-roading,I take a little bit of turtle wax, and the dirt just disappears!

Dispensor:After the battle, I was so dirty, nobody wanted to buy a drink from me.But now that I use turtle wax, the money comes flying in!

Soundwave(stroking A purring Ravage on his lap):Before I started using turtle wax, My tapes always stuttered and sometimes didn't even work at all! But now, I can listen to my favourite tunes when ever I like! (starts playing Transformers Theme)

Prime:Now Turtle wax can change your life! simply by calling 1800-CLEAN-BOT,you can get your bottle of turtle wax for 10 easy payments of $9.95.Plus, call within the next ten minutes, and get a second bottle, Absolutely free! Don't delay! Cleanliness is the right of all sentient beings!

LOL.

Here's some more Turtle Wax users:

Hot Rod: I used to never be able to pick up chicks, they'd slap me, kick me, punch me or rip out my optics. Then I found Turtle Wax! They can't possibly reject me now!!

...Oh wait, they all still slap me, kick me, punch me or rip out my optics. Is it something I said besides "Hey, wanna ride my rod? It's hot!"


Movie Bumblebee: Yeah, it may not look like it, but I used to be dirty all the time, there were even kids doing weird things inside me and on top of me! But now I use Turtle Wax, it just comes right off! Including the stains on the interior!

Bumblebee: "You can ride me home."

It's 5 a.m. time to get up and get ready for work! Yippie!

Galvatron: Well, all the Autobots are dead.
Cyclonus: Looks like it.
Galvatron:.........
Cyclonus:..........
Galvatron: So are you Skywarp or Bombshell?
Cyclonus: Bombshell
Galvatron: DAMMIT!

Optimus: Bumblebee, its time I told you the facts of life.

Tracks- Today I went on this television show called pimp my ride presented by this strange man called xzibit, I thought it would be fun to get a make over so he took me to this garage and did what they do. In the end oh god they painted me green with yellow flames, I've got 50 speakers installed and a built in cinema, so unless you wan't that done to you stay away. Now excuse me while I kill spike for putting me up to this.

Movie Bonecrusher: I love you, you love me...

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Starcream: IMMA FIRIN MAH LEADER!
Megatron: BOOM!

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Cliffjumper: Make peace not war.

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Skywarp: I'm tired of these motherf***ing snakes on my motherf***ing leg!

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Soundwave: Up yours, Megatron.

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Optimus Prime: so i herd u leik mudkipz...

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Rumble: Blasphemy, this is madness!
Grimlock: *looks at Arcee, who nods, and then looks back at Rumble* Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!! *kicks Rumble down a hole*

Sideswipe: Look at the pretty flowers!

Smokescreen: Remember kids, gambling is wrong!

Optimus: He was in the middle of the street ok? What was I suposed to do, SWERVE?

Prowl: Lets go steal some tv's and buy a couple of cheap thrills!

Wheeljack: Arcee, I shrunk the kids !

Starscream:
"I'd like to thank Jesus for this oppertunity..."

This was originally a joke

A fat southern police chief to Barricade
We like ya style boy but you're just not agressive enough for the police force!

X Factor
Simon Cowell to Starscream, well we wont take you on as a judge , you're not mean enough.
Starscream Not mean enough! I shot the last 3 flat toned loser wannabes to ashes!
Yes i know but you've got to take them apart mentally to be mean on this show!

I'm never going to look at WD-40 or TurtleWax the same way after reading this thread.

My 10 cents:

G1 HotRod: "I'm ten times the leader Optimus ever was!"

'Animated Optimus: "We need the key, we DON'T need Sari."

Nightbeat: "Figure this one out on your own, guys. I'm out."

Rumble: "I'm not much of one to shake things up..."

Megatron: Starscream explain why you sometimes act like a maniac.
Starscream: Well it's like this: Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't.
Megatron: Well, I don't. (BOOM) Now you are a roasted nut. I think I'll flush you down in the garbage disposal and afterwards watch that Shirley Temple movie.

Blurr: Optimus I have finally found my true calling.
OP: What is it Blurr?
Blurr: I have decided to become a monk and live my life in peace and silence.
OP;

Silverfire wrote:Megatron: Starscream explain why you sometimes act like a maniac.
Starscream: Well it's like this: Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't.
Megatron: Well, I don't. (BOOM) Now you are a roasted nut. I think I'll flush you down in the garbage disposal and afterwards watch that Shirley Temple movie.

LMAO! Have to say this one almost had me fall outta my chair! Had not done that in some time...ever since I got my new chair that wasn't broken!

Cliffjumper: I want to jump off the cliff.

Ironclaw wrote:Movie Prime:(plays clip when he rams into trash before fighting Megatron) STOP! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever got dirt on your nice,clean Alt Mode? Well,this can help! Introducing New Turtle Wax for Transformers!Safe for the spark and all natural!

Brawl:Turtle wax has changed my life! Now all I have to worry about is WHAT THE HELL MY NAME IS!

Ironhide:After I come back from off-roading,I take a little bit of turtle wax, and the dirt just disappears!

Dispensor:After the battle, I was so dirty, nobody wanted to buy a drink from me.But now that I use turtle wax, the money comes flying in!

Soundwave(stroking A purring Ravage on his lap):Before I started using turtle wax, My tapes always stuttered and sometimes didn't even work at all! But now, I can listen to my favourite tunes when ever I like! (starts playing Transformers Theme)

Prime:Now Turtle wax can change your life! simply by calling 1800-CLEAN-BOT,you can get your bottle of turtle wax for 10 easy payments of $9.95.Plus, call within the next ten minutes, and get a second bottle, Absolutely free! Don't delay! Cleanliness is the right of all sentient beings!

Here are some more users

Quintession judge:I fine these humans GUILTY!For making the greatest cleaning product in the history of the universe!

Wheelie:Turtle wax is so great,I forgot to rhyme!

G1 Prime:I think turtle wax is....

Movie Prime:Hey!(G1 Prime runs away like a little schoolgirl)

G1 Red Alert, - Im not worried about it, I trust you.

G1 Kup _ I think Ill just shut up now.

G1 Optimus Prime- Go ahead Spike its risky as hell, but i won't stop you.

Sari
Today i shall use Spike as target practice, now which robot shall i improve, the destructimicon , the garbage disposal unit or the hover lazor cleaner...

Grimlock G1

Me Grimlock not like Barney , me Grimlock destroy Barney,me go now crush stupid insult to dinosaurs...
Smokescreen runs up yelling Wait!
What you not not want Grimlock destroy Barney.....
No! Take this big mega multi cannon, have fun and dont come back till hes ashes!

Carly
That Mikaela thinks shes the bomb, im pretty.I am going to sort this out.
Goes out door and meets a angry Mikaela who beats her unconcious
M Dont get jealous cos you are stuck in the 80s geek girl!

Alexis all grown up in Energon

To Carlos I will be out all day, have fun.
Where are you going?
The science museum, the boring clothes shop?
No! Im doing a shoot for GQ!

G1 Megs: Starscream, I've got some new oil that I want you to rub into all my moving parts.
Starscream: It says here on the label that it is supposed to produce the sensation of heat. You know that this stuff is probably unstable. Remember what happened last time you got some of that human stuff. Well at least it smells a lot better than the gun oil that you usually make me use.
G1 Megs: Shut up and get started.

Motormaster: Who wants ice cream?

Wildrider: Wear a seatbelt, its the LAW

Drag Strip: Winning isn't everything

Dead End: I have so much to live for

Breakdown: Dude their just cars, they can't look at you

Prime: Fill 'er up, and roll out!

Megatron: I feel pretty, Quick someone smack my ass with a leather paddle!

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Galvatron: Stop screaming your giving me a Hard-on!

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Grimlock: Me Grimlock just get accepted into MENSA!