The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:53 am

Scattershot!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:10 am

RhA wrote:Hah. I suspected you'd be mr. Hasbro.

Also, I commented again

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:11 am

Blackarachnia.
It has the word black mixed with arachnaphobia! ITS EVIIIIIIIL!!!!!

Heaven help us if she finds Devil Gigatron.

Or BW Galvatron's Tank mode :lol:

No. Wait.

Jackshot. Thats it. Jackshot.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:14 am

BeastProwl wrote:Blackarachnia.
It has the word black mixed with arachnaphobia! ITS EVIIIIIIIL!!!!!

Heaven help us if she finds Devil Gigatron.

Or most of the first batches of Digimon.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:18 am

Last time we had a thread like this (well, while I was here, not sure about my absence) was when MR Optimus Prime finally lost it completely. :lol:

Here's another one, Jetfire because that's obviously teaching kids to start fires while on jets.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:24 am

Windbreaker. Public farting. Possibly very loud.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:37 am

RhA wrote:Windbreaker. Public farting. Possibly very loud.

Partner him up with Backwind and Windcharger, you have a very bad choice of room-mates.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:53 am

Ultra Magnus sounds like a brand of condoms so he is obviously on the list.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:55 am

njb902 wrote:Ultra Magnus sounds like a brand of condoms so he is obviously on the list.

Jesus Christ.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:04 am

RhA wrote:
njb902 wrote:Ultra Magnus sounds like a brand of condoms so he is obviously on the list.

Jesus Christ.

Guess Ultra Magnus and Erector should hang out more often then.

Shockwave should be on the list too, since his name is really similar to "shocker".

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:10 am

Dead Metal wrote:
RhA wrote:
njb902 wrote:Ultra Magnus sounds like a brand of condoms so he is obviously on the list.

Jesus Christ.

Guess Ultra Magnus and Erector should hang out more often then.

Shockwave should be on the list too, since his name is really similar to "shocker".

And 'wave' obviously refers to the tsunami, inciting kids to root for natural disasters.
That, or it's the 'waves of pleasure', as made (in)famous by the devil's work in romance novels.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:17 am

I wonder why Grapple has not made the list. Since his name alludes to grappling things. Like dongs, for example.

News Credits: 241 · by **Jelze Bunnycat** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:20 am

I don't know if I should say this, but I'm surprised she never found Nexus Prime's original name :lol:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:25 am

JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:I don't know if I should say this, but I'm surprised she never found Nexus Prime's original name

Oh god, It all makes sense now:

She uses Nexus Prime whenever Erector and Ultra Magnus aren't around to experience Shockwave, that's just Prime.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:25 am

Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:28 am

njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.

I think you just won the thread. :lol:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:30 am

Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.

I think you just won the thread.

I think he has, nothing beats insane troll logic! :shock:

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:42 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.

I think you just won the thread.

I think he has, nothing beats insane troll logic!

That site was a great, thanks for the laugh!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:10 am

njb902 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.

I think you just won the thread.

I think he has, nothing beats insane troll logic!

That site was a great, thanks for the laugh!

Protip: Read more TV Tropes. It will simultaneously enhance and ruin your life.

Back on topic: Starscream is a very racist name.

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:48 pm

Wheeljack is a car. His name ends in "jack". Therefore, Wheeljack makes you want to carjack people.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:57 pm

Twitchythe3rd wrote:Wheeljack is a car. His name ends in "jack". Therefore, Wheeljack makes you want to carjack people.

Not to mention it's sexual connotation.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:52 pm

Rat-trap promotes animal cruelty!
Bludgeon makes kids beat on one another with blunt objects.
Sideswipe makes kids think aggressive driving is cool.
Ratbat is an attempt at making children kill rats with bats.
The Fallen is Satan.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:57 am

Sinnertwin gets children interested in doing sinful things with their twins
Rippersnapper teaches kids it's A OK to snap and rip people apart
Triggerhappy teaches kids that shooting people is awesome
Ironhide teaches children to inject molten iron into their buts
Prowl tells girls to hang around in bars to pick up younger guys

If you rearrange Arcee's name and drop the "ees" yout get "Rac", which sounds like "rack", a word used to describe female breasts and to refer to spare ribs, which clearly promotes female cannibalization. Therefore it's on the list.

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:14 am

Shockwave teaches kids to tamper with the electrical wiring of microwave ovens in order electrocute (shock) their parents.

Huffer encourages smoking.

Bumblebee misleads kids to think that bees are friendly, emboldening them to throw stones at beehives.

Bulkhead promotes steroid abuse.

The Vehicons promote Nazism and communism, due to their identical appearance.

Hot Rod is an allusion to gayporn.

Kup is an indirect promotion for "Two Girls One Cup".

Barricade promotes riots and anti-social behavior, because you build barricades to stop the riot police from advancing!

Sunstreaker encourages children to go streaking under the sun.