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Toy Jokes

Postby SentinelA » Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:42 pm

With all of the QC issues I thought some people could use a laugh. This is like the "Things TFs would never say" in the General Discussion Forum except with toys:

Trailerless Prime Support Group:
MP Prime, RM Prime, Classics Deluxe Prime, Henkei Prime, IPOD Prime, and Spychanger Prime are in a circle.

MP: I'd like to welcome our newest member, IPOD Optimus Prime to the group.

Classics Deluxe Prime: I thought you had a trailer?

IPOD: I do but it's not like I can use it. I tried playing Micheal Bolton on it hoping to fry the Decepticon's brains but it didn't work.

RM Prime: What about you MP? I heard you got a trailer?

MP: It's true. But it's not what you think. I got the cheap version that doesn't transform. Hell no Autobot'll go in there cause their too claustophobic.

H. Prime: Do you know what? Ultra Magnus got a trailer. UTRA MAGNUS! Do you believe that s#!t?

IPOD: Ohhh!

MP: What's wrong IPOD?

IPOD: It's just that.. in battle today, Ironhide's new head got blown off. I...know we could have saved him if I only had a...a...(cries)

Encore Megatron opens the door: Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for the Orange-Plug Megatron Support group.

MP: Down the hall.
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Re: Toy Jokes

Postby SentinelA » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:34 pm

:APPLAUSE: :lol: You are so funny!
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Re: Toy Jokes

Postby Name_Violation » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:34 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
preadaking transforms. "any one seen my purple breastplate?"

newest unicron figure: hamsterball

starscream's movie figure:"do these wings make my butt look big?"
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Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
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Re: Toy Jokes

Postby Savage » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:14 am

Weapon: Diffraction Sword
*snickers*
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Re: Toy Jokes

Postby SentinelA » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:10 pm

The Primes w/out Trailers Support Group.

MP PRIME: Let's welcome our newest member, Movie Prime. Movie Prime what would you like to say?

Movie Prime: So I'm in this block buster multimillion dollar movie and I have no trailer. It's so humiliiating!

MP Prime: Look at it this way. It you had a trailer, Michael Bay probably would've blown it up.

M. Prime: I never thought of it that way before. I feel much better now!
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Re: Toy Jokes

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:15 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
movie megatron:i'm going through an identity crisis. i dont know what my alt mode is. its kinda pointy, people say its a jet but i'm not sure. i watched my movie but i blinked so i didnt't get to see for myself.
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