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It's been a while sence we had a weird TF dream topic I think the last one was lost in the flood.

Anyway I had a weird dream last night about Transformers toys. More Spicifically it was about Blaster who oddly enough was the only toy in the dream that I don't actully own.

For some reason my girlfriend was researching the history of Transformers and used alot of my toys in her research. At one point were talking about Soundwave and his cassets then I was telling her there was allso an Autobot with cassets. She asked me what Blaster looked like and this is the really weird part...

Remember I said I don't own a Blaster toy. Well in my dream as soon as she asked me what he looked like some how his toy managed to just materialize on a desk behind her. Even weirder we had been sitting in my room the whole time and after Blaster appeared everything else in the room had vanished except for my bed and the desk he appeared on.

Blaster appeared in robot mode and I offered to show her how to Transform him. This whole time I don't even react to the fact that all my stuff just vanished, I don't react to a toy I don't even have appearing out of nothing, and I don't react to the fact that she was able to find everything about Transformers on the internet except for who Blaster was.

No what finally wakes me out of the weirdest dream I've ever had is the fact that after offering to Transform Blaster, I couldn't figure out his transformation. Looking at the toy now in real life, he has a fairly simple transformation I can tell by looking at the pictures but in the dream I was haveing trouble just getting his legs up into the speaker position.

Finnal thought, how big is Blaster in real life? In the dream he was about the size of a Delux.

I've had many dreams involving TFs in the past year, but at least three of them were on the weird side:

1) I had a dream where I was walking down the street, when Bumblebee pulled up and offered me a ride. He was the new-style Camaro, but he talked in his G1 voice. So I got in and we're riding around when the next thing I know we're driving through this weird haunted neighborhood.

2) In another dream, I was with Optimus Prime when we were ambushed by I don't remember who it was from the Decepticons. I ran into a barn to hide in the hay loft, and next thing I know, Optimus Prime and the Decepticon crashed right through the barn, sending me and all the hay flying. I remember being buried under bales of hay, but I didn't even get injured. WTF? And I didn't even suffocate under all that hay, either.

3) A more recent dream was that I was telling my family that I was being chased by Barricade from the 2007 movie, and I showed him the Deluxe class fig of him, saying, "This is what he looks like." Nobody believed me. Then I was in my office, working on my laptop when Barricade came up from behind me. He kind of forced me to look something up online... and I can't remember what happened after that.

If I can remember any other weird TF dreams, I'll be sure to post them here. But for the most part, some of them were just utterly awesome.

I had one a few months ago after a marathon session of playing the video game. I was helping Blackout destroy the bejeezus out of the base (in the first scene of the game) and I got hit in the back of the leg with some flying shrapnel, about the size of a dinner plate. So I went down, hit my face on my gun as I fell (nice to know I'm not even graceful or cool in my dreams...) and so, because I *always* start crying when someone hits me in the nose, I started crying.

So Blackout bends down over me (big shadow) and says something, only it's not his voice, it's the voice of a character I write in my dippy never ending fantasy series who is a bit...ummm, pretentious. So forgive, Blackout fans. Here's what he said: "What do you know about suffering? If you can still weep, you haven't known enough."

HK, who appreciates a great line, even if it did freak her out.

I woke up from another dream involving Transformers this morning. Not exactly weird, but I might as well share it here instead of starting an entirely new Transformers dream thread.


So, there I was, riding around in my Jeep (who's actually an Autobot named Wildfrost). We get ready to park in a parking lot at the mall, when all the sudden... here comes Barricade in police cruiser mode. We make our way to the exit, but here's the catch... there's a stoplight right there at the exit, and it was a red light.

I'm asking Wildfrost, "Can't you just ignore the red light and get on the road?" Then I turn around to look out the back, and sure enough, there's Barricade not too far behind us, just sitting there as though he's waiting for us to get on the road. Finally, the light turns green, and we get on the road... Barricade right behind us, and so began the chase.

However, the dream changed over halfway through the chase, and it was where I was reporting about my dream on all the Transformer sites I'm a member of, and getting some comments that make me LOL.

I had a Doom/Beast Wars crossover dream once. I run into a room and come face to face with a spider mastermind. So I run through a tunnel to my right into a group of imps and I blast them with a BFG. I go up a flight of stairs and look out to where the spider mastermind was and I see that Rhinox, Cheetor, and Rattrap are fighting it. When I get back out there they already killed it and started telling me about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.

Also Blaster was pretty big, about ultra or leader class size. http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/ ... r/20/1/34/

I had a dream a while back that Ratchet and I were rushing Optimus Prime to the ER.

i had a dream Megatron took over the world and got me and five other chicks pregnant with robo-offspring. Odd but i remeber i was the biggest bitch of all of em, making Megatron be responsible for the little demons. In my dream he was always telling decepticons what to do with the humans, most were enslaved, but yeh meetings got interupted cuz the spawn were shooting at other bots or ppl, but the wierd thing was they never cried or needed cleaned, just discilined. but yeh i was teh b*#$@ that kept Megatron responsible for his little demons.

I've just woken up from a TF-based dream.
I went to some guys house because he had a boxed G1 Jetfire for sale and after some very brief bargaining we agreed that £35 was a fair price!
I ran to the atm to get the cash but it came out in useless gift vouchers. I started screaming (just in the dream thankfully), then realised i already had the money in my wallet.
Oddly, i think i had this dream because i was reading this thread yesterday and the one about Grails.
I'm off to search ebay for a boxed G1 Jetfire now.

I used to dream of finding Transformers that I wanted, man I had toy-hunting adventures in my sleep. I don't recall too many dreams anymore, but last night I dreamed Hasbro had developed a Deluxe Class Animated Ultra Magnus. I actually wanted to buy it.

Omega Charge wrote:I used to dream of finding Transformers that I wanted, man I had toy-hunting adventures in my sleep. I don't recall too many dreams anymore, but last night I dreamed Hasbro had developed a Deluxe Class Animated Ultra Magnus. I actually wanted to buy it.

I've had a few like that, except I find really cool ones that don't exist. The only one I can remember is a movie style seeker combiner.

I didn't dream about TF's until I saw this thread I swear, but last nite was a strange one.

So I'm at Botcon 2009 waiting in line to get my Wings of Honor set when the people from the TFCC hand me a box with whats supposed to be the set. I look at the smaller than everyone elses box and open it to see a jet which bears striking resemblance to MP Starscream US edition only in Star Wars Millennium Falcon colors.

Now heres the weirdest part, the top comes off like the MF to reveal tiny little TFs the size of the Diaclone drivers of the pre G1 line. Theres 5 of them in chairs inside the jet. Im staring at this thing like WTF while everyone else is checking out Thunderclash and Scourge.

I turned to say something to the Fun Pub people when my alarm went off.

I had a wierd dream last night when me and my brother were at a Target, but I've never been to this Target before. There was a whole isle dedicated to TFs, but it was so narrow that my brother and I could barely squeeze in. It was stocked with the usuals, animated prime, classics hound, but what's this? I saw a classics legends cheetor and a two pack of legends optimus primal and BW megs in their cybertronian modes (oddly enough in movie packaging). I picked them up emidiatly. When I went to check out, I found a Star Wars TF legends two pack with general grievous and count duko. And that's when my dream ended.

nightbolt wrote:I had a wierd dream last night when me and my brother were at a Target, but I've never been to this Target before. There was a whole isle dedicated to TFs, but it was so narrow that my brother and I could barely squeeze in. It was stocked with the usuals, animated prime, classics hound, but what's this? I saw a classics legends cheetor and a two pack of legends optimus primal and BW megs in their cybertronian modes (oddly enough in movie packaging). I picked them up emidiatly. When I went to check out, I found a Star Wars TF legends two pack with general grievous and count duko. And that's when my dream ended.

Now thats a dream I wish was true lol.

i wish i had a store close by that had an aisle with nothing but TF stuff that'd rock.

OMG hope you like to read alot here was my dream last night hope you enjoy it, i thought it was....emmm....interesting?:

So it was about 55 years in the future and the Decepticons took over the earth about 50 years back, they thought they wiped out the entire human race, ah but we were smart we hid in the jungles that randomly sprouted over the world. In America out in Arizona where i live there was a random forest that grew and Humans, because of the climate flocked there and somehow managed to survive coming very long distances and yadda yadda happyness. But anyways enter "me" Same old wikid clown loving and yet crazy and silly and yeh yeh but i dream im sitting on a big palm tree, one of the palms that grow funny and lean over lol. I sit and i stare out into the desert, at the edge of the forest and i see the old G1 Ravage in realistic form pawing about, looking for something then he lifts his head and sniffs. He pauses and I hold still as if he'd seen me and i had been caught, but he only snorted and ran back to wherever he cme from.
Later there was a village meeting with the adults and they all agreed we'd have to move because decepticons had found a clue to us and if we didnt want to die we'd make the right choice. Of course there was a huge fight and of course the home i built with my own hands was something i sure as sugar wouldn't give up. So our elder made the final decision that we should leave, our elder was a Souix Native American. So without our own say and do we had no choice but to say good bye to our homes and some to thier pet dogs, cats, rabbit, farm animals, and even small cute little monkeys. So anyways on the final day i decided to once again visit the old palm tree and even bid it fare well. As i reached the end of the forest the new 2009 Megatron was standing there with the same 2007 starscream and some of the new and old characters. I stared for awhile but was determined to get to my palm tree to get a better look at what the freak these things were. I got to my tree slowly and quietly. I remeber thinking holy crap those guys are tall, but on the palm tree wasn't close enough i thight "I MUST GET CLOSER!" Of course i did. I got about 20 feet away when finally i heard Megatron get quiet as a mouse then he asked Starscream, "D'you smell that?" "Smell what?" Starscream asked Megatron. "I smell a....i don't mean to be ridiculous but...could Ravage be right?" Megatron told him. "S.O.B. spit it out Megatron" Starscream said. "Fine, I SMELL A HUMAN!" "A human?" Starscream asked. "Yes and it's been 50 years and the smell is so strong, like its in front of me, why...i can't even see it, i know....IT IS A HUMAN SMELL!!! Female, 19 years old, 5'2", 120 pounds, and she's tired, oh well she wont be hard to catch will she Starscream?" Megatron told him. Starscream shook his head. "You're good" He complimented Megatron. Megatron told his fellow Decepticons to spread out and search. I knew the villiage was'nt far from where they were going so i had to do SOMETHING! Megatron walked in the direction of the villiage basically walking in a bee-line, Starscream went off a few feet in the other direction. I had to stop them, so being a natural nut case i ran out and screamed, "HEY METYAL HEAD BITE MY SHINY METAL"......you get the idea. Megatron yelled "HEY" and the chase started. I ran weaving in and out of trees, jumping over roicks and dirt piles, i ran into a 2-way cave and hid in the middle. Starscream clawed at one end Megatron basically dug himself into the other end, viciously clawing the dirt as if someone had really turned his crank. I stood in the middle not knowing what to do, hoping i couldn't get caught, then i just took off in Starscreams direction and ran pass him without being nabbed. I ran through another two way cave but didn't stop that time, i ran under a huge tree under the roots and hid for five minutes until Megatron and Starscream ripped it out of the ground. I then ran again but didn't get far when i was hit with a thick limb from the tree. I turned to see where Megatron was and his hand violently slammed down on top of me and held me to the ground. I couldn't move or try to free myself, the weight pressure he had put on me was too much to escape from. He started yelling and screaming at me and threatened me with every thing he could say that was mean. Then at random he stopped. He gave me a look of fear and amazement then he asked me about something i was wearing, it was a neclace, but it was made with the remainder of the allspark. He stared then recalled his Decepticons.
"you could recreate it" Barricade said. Megatron asked me for the neclace and i refused, he got angry. He damanded it and i still refused. He then picked me up and told the other decepticons it was time to leave and go home. When we got back to this temple looking place far away from where i lived Megatron again demanded the neclace and i again denied him the neclace. He threatened to throw me off a cliff, i still told him NO! He then told me i would never go home if i refused to cooperate and surrender the neclace. I still refused and he then found a small cage and locked me in. Then he told me i was to stay forever untill i gav e up the stupid neclace, so i let him know the neclace was givin to me by my grandmother. He didnt care, typical Megatron. But he left me in the cage and would eventually let me out ONLY if he felt like it and if i tried to run away i would be Ravage's chew toy. I remember in the dream i refused it for months and Megatron would start random fights even if his decepticons were just joking around with him or another decepticon. He picked up the cage i was in and shook it then he would scream at me. Then he'd threaten to find my old villiage and destroy it.
BOY IT WAS ONE HELL OF A DREAM but yeh basically i guess that just says Megatron is an abusive S.O.B. but either way he's not real so he's still #! awesomeness in my book

Evil_the_Nub wrote:

Omega Charge wrote:I used to dream of finding Transformers that I wanted, man I had toy-hunting adventures in my sleep. I don't recall too many dreams anymore, but last night I dreamed Hasbro had developed a Deluxe Class Animated Ultra Magnus. I actually wanted to buy it.

I've had a few like that, except I find really cool ones that don't exist. The only one I can remember is a movie style seeker combiner.

I had countless dreams about pursuing my dream bots at malls.I kept on dreaming bout how I finally got myself G2 Scavenger & Bonecrusher to finally compliment the other 4 I actually had,only to be discovered that it was all a dream.sigh

And there are vivid dreams on a big & sophisticated form of Armada Overload and a few of other cool combiners.dang...~