The Energon Pub

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Unable to accept Burnout's "supposed" death, Grimlock disappeared from Autobot Headquarters, scouring the galaxy for 17 months in search of clues that could bring him to the truth. Braving asteroid-laced quadrants, parasite infested moons and gladatorial space stations, our Dinobot leader has finally returned. But not alone....

He's coming home plus one wisecrackin', Stunticon bruisin', and overall Decepticon brawlin' fembot!

Burnout is BACK!

Grimlock had this to say:

Grimlock: "Me Grimlock not like sparring without candy pants. Her make me learn train other Autobots to be stronger like me, Grimlock. Her tough Autobot...not easy to be destroyed. So, me Grimlock not believe her beat like that. Not without calling me, Grimlock, first to come beat Decepticon hide!"

Burnout had this to say:

Burnout: "You buried me in the Zeta/Alpha Quadrant? Where the Shrikebats feed off of floating debris?!!!"
Prime: "Er, well...actually, it was Wheeljack's idea."
Wheeljack: "Hey, I'm just the scientist who built the coffin. You need to ask Perceptor about that!"
Perceptor: "Gamma waves in that sector of space revealed marginal navigational anomalies, minimizing the distinct possibility that your coffin would deviate its trajectory and bring you into a vicinital intercept vector with--"
Burnout: "Okay-okay-okay, nevermind. I'll just blame Wheeljack.
Wheeljack: HEY!

Deaddrift had this to say:

Deaddrift: "If you're Burnout....then, who am I?"
Burnout: "I haven't the slightest clue darlin', but they should have KNOWN I'd never parade around in a sleezy mech skirt like THAT!"

And finally, a word from Trickshift:

Trickshift: :: GLOMPS ::
Burnout: "Wow, you've picked up a couple tons!
Trickshift: "I was depressed, so I've been tossing back megagallons of Pina Colada energon expressos with Mirage!"
Mirage: (indiscernible)"Life was alwayss better back in Slybertran...

So, the plot thickens. Who is Deaddrift? What happened to Burnout and where has she been all this time? The clues are there folks, all you have to do is put them together. And so a free, full color commission goes to the first one who can figure this caper out~!

- GrungeWerX