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News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:40 am

In all seriousness, this is getting ridiculous.

I'm battling depression right now, and even *I* don't want the end of the world to come, nor do I want to see humanity eradicated.

For goodness sakes people, try and enjoy your life.

Geez.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:14 am

There's no need to worry about 2012, because the world isn't ending until 2087 when we'll be overrun by mutant spider crabs.

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:34 am

Tekka wrote:There's no need to worry about 2012, because the world isn't ending until 2087 when we'll be overrun by mutant spider crabs.

Hit em' with the shampoo.

Clear it right up.

News Credits: 104 · by **Cyber Bishop** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:20 pm

Counterpunch wrote:
Tekka wrote:There's no need to worry about 2012, because the world isn't ending until 2087 when we'll be overrun by mutant spider crabs.

Hit em' with the shampoo.

Clear it right up.

CRABS... **YIKES!!!!**

by **Dagon** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:20 pm

Don't know about the rest of youse, but in 2012, I'm making a fresh pot of coffee. Now I just need to make this one last for three more years.....

by **spikex** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:21 am

Pretty sure I will get up, put on my boots and go to work. Just like any other day. Maybe have a beer or two. End of the world? Nope, not gonna happen.

News Credits: 7 · by **Roadbuster** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:24 am

Cyber Bishop wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:
Tekka wrote:There's no need to worry about 2012, because the world isn't ending until 2087 when we'll be overrun by mutant spider crabs.

Hit em' with the shampoo.

Clear it right up.

CRABS... **YIKES!!!!**

Except it's not the giant mutant spider cabs we need to truely worry about. There's still the more intelligent Crab People.

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:03 pm

Roadbuster wrote:Except it's not the giant mutant spider cabs we need to truely worry about. There's still the more intelligent Crab People.

Are they the ones on the bus that complain about the weather all the time?

This may sound racist, but I hate crab people. The whole race of 'em.

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:38 pm

Nothing, 2012 is bullshit. If anything bad happens, my bet is on an alien invasion, seeing that hollywood is coming out of their asses with alien movies (which I love) and History chaqnnel and travel and all these other channels are busting out UFO shows too (which again I love) and I also heard that NASA was going to release somthing in 2012, so I think they're trying to get us ready. They say 2012 is the end because a Myan calander ended that day, what if they just went extinct before they finnished it? And since they finnished it I think the aliens visited them, and told that they would be back full force on december 2012, and they where trying to count down the days, until the invasion. It only makes sense in my mind, that thats what happened. I mean, no one can predict the end of the world, and people have found artifacts in Myan toombs, or pyramids or what ever, of UFO looking copper peices. I think they where sending them messages, and they are counting down to that faithful day. Like I said, no one can predict the end, but you have evidence when somthing tells you that its coming.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:50 pm

SlyTF1 wrote:And since they finnished it I think the aliens visited them, and told that they would be back full force on december 2012, and they where trying to count down the days, until the invasion

Neither the ancient Mayans or any extraterrestrial species would have any idea of what December 2012 was, since Mayans never used either the Gregorian or Julian calenders, or the Anno Domini system. December 2012 was figured out much, much later by people who weren't Mayans and had no idea what they're talking about because the Mayans never said the world would end.

News Credits: 2 · by **First-Aid** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:24 am

OK...I've read through everyone's posts here and had a few really good laughs and some somber moments. But the fact remains, the Mayans never said the world was going to end. So there's nothing to worry about...

...unless the Cubs win the 2012 WOrld Series...then we should all panic... :-?

Like Cyberstrike on Facebook · by **Cyberstrike** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:07 am

Acording to this video what will happen in 2012...nothing and that galactic aliment that is supposed to bring the "End of the World" happens every December.

Take it for whatever it's worth.

by **Just Negare** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:53 am

Well, if the world does end in 2012 at least I won't have to pay back my student loan.

by **Grendel** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:41 am

The thing about the Mayans they never bother mentioning, is that, sure that calandar ends on 2012, but there's also other mayan inscriptions found at other sites that continue onto dates like 4110, way past 2012.
but just because that particular calandar ends, the world will end too! forget all about any other mayan dates past that!

by **DecepticonStinger** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:58 am

The world will go around like ever. Movies come and go. People die and will be born. Earthquakes and tornados will ocure and maybe some new discoveries will be made, but in the end... .

Everything will be still the same... .

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:16 pm

Hypothetically, if the world does end in 2012, what are the people who believe in reincarnation going to do? If there's nothing left, how are they going to come back?

I do not believe the world is going to end, but that was just something I just thought of

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:26 pm

original sin wrote:Hypothetically, if the world does end in 2012, what are the people who believe in reincarnation going to do? If there's nothing left, how are they going to come back?

I do not believe the world is going to end, but that was just something I just thought of

Well cockroaches are supposed to survive anything, so they'll all be reincarnated as cockroaches.

by **DecepticonStinger** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:56 am

I think they would rather die then get reincarnated like that :lol:

by **Dr. Richtofen** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:52 pm

When NOTHING AT ALL HAPPENS, im gonna stand on my roof and screem "I SO TOLD YOU ALL! YOU ALL OWE ME $20!!!!!!!" :lol:

by **SwindleBot462** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:38 am

Three words: Giant. Space. Monkeys. B-)

by **Dr. Richtofen** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:06 am

SwindleBot462 wrote:Three words: Giant. Space. Monkeys.

BRILLIANT!!!!

by **chuuzetsu** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:21 am

In response to original OP-

What will happen on "2012"? The individuals who cashed in on selling ridiculous conspiracy theories will say something like, "We just made up the date to fool the world elite, and it's really going to happen on 2022 according to [enter bulls--- argument here]."

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:33 am

chuuzetsu wrote:In response to original OP-

What will happen on "2012"? The individuals who cashed in on selling ridiculous conspiracy theories will say something like, "We just made up the date to fool the world elite, and it's really going to happen on 2022 according to [enter bulls--- argument here]."

You know, since that's how it's been happening for the past few centuries, (We didn't die in Y2K, why should we die in 2012) it seems likely 2013 will give us a new deadline for doomsday.

Considering 2012 is based on the poorly interpreted mythologies of a long-dead civilization, it seems like any idiot could poorly interpret another long-dead civilization's mythologies and pick us a new doomsday. (Which reminds me, any word on Ragnarok?) I mean, that's the only reason anyone knows Nostradamus.

News Credits: 7 · by **Noideaforaname** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:29 pm

Shadowman wrote:You know, since that's how it's been happening for the past few centuries, (We didn't die in Y2K, why should we die in 2012) it seems likely 2013 will give us a new deadline for doomsday.

Past few centuries? Try the entire history of the human race. People have been claiming doomsdays since we first found out about a tomorrow.

I'm curious as to what the next doomsday is. 2029/2036 for sure thanks to 99942 Apophis (an asteroid that'll pass by Earth very closely both years), but I'm guessing there will be a few dates between then and 2012.