The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:33 pm

Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:Coming in here... spoiling our fun..

Trust me. If I wasn't in my position I'd join in....I wonder how many ways that sentence can be misconstrued.

Responsibility is for scumweeds. Are you a scumweed Muff? Are you?

'Scumweed' copyright shockwaveuk 2007

Someones gotta be the non aroused adult.

Do you want me to arouse you? I've got some tassles around here somewhere.

Do you have natural 34c boobies or do you need to borrow JP's?

by **ShockwaveUK** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:35 pm

Burn wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:Coming in here... spoiling our fun..

Trust me. If I wasn't in my position I'd join in....I wonder how many ways that sentence can be misconstrued.

Responsibility is for scumweeds. Are you a scumweed Muff? Are you?

'Scumweed' copyright shockwaveuk 2007

Someones gotta be the non aroused adult.

Do you want me to arouse you? I've got some tassles around here somewhere.

Do you have natural 34c boobies or do you need to borrow JP's?

Not for my nipples.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:36 pm

Dick wrote:
Burn wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:Coming in here... spoiling our fun..

Trust me. If I wasn't in my position I'd join in....I wonder how many ways that sentence can be misconstrued.

Responsibility is for scumweeds. Are you a scumweed Muff? Are you?

'Scumweed' copyright shockwaveuk 2007

Someones gotta be the non aroused adult.

Do you want me to arouse you? I've got some tassles around here somewhere.

Do you have natural 34c boobies or do you need to borrow JP's?

Not for my nipples.

The tassles would be more arousing on 34c's.

by **Mighty Scorponok** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:36 pm

Lol no thanx, I have a my GF to arouse me, anytime we both feel like it. But that strip poker with rigged cards, sounds kinda fun, hehehh mainly to see naked chicks and guys still dressed. LOL.

by **ShockwaveUK** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:38 pm

Burn wrote:
Dick wrote:
Burn wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Dick wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:Coming in here... spoiling our fun..

Trust me. If I wasn't in my position I'd join in....I wonder how many ways that sentence can be misconstrued.

Responsibility is for scumweeds. Are you a scumweed Muff? Are you?

'Scumweed' copyright shockwaveuk 2007

Someones gotta be the non aroused adult.

Do you want me to arouse you? I've got some tassles around here somewhere.

Do you have natural 34c boobies or do you need to borrow JP's?

Not for my nipples.

The tassles would be more arousing on 34c's.

That's harsh, what have you heard?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:39 pm

Mighty Scorponok wrote:Lol no thanx, I have a my GF to arouse me, anytime we both feel like it. But that strip poker with rigged cards, sounds kinda fun, hehehh mainly to see naked chicks and guys still dressed. LOL.

No, no. We're rigging it so I get nekkid.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:45 pm

TheMuffin wrote:
Someones gotta be the non aroused adult.

YOU'RE FAKING IT.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:47 pm

[Luke] - Didn't we meet in Monte Carlo when you blew your brains out? Oh, how we laughed.... says:
I still want to coerce Elita One into posting semi-nude pictures.
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
vomit your ass with my shoe!
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
yeah, that might be fun.
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
we can take turns.
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
i'll get nekkid first.
[Luke] - Didn't we meet in Monte Carlo when you blew your brains out? Oh, how we laughed.... says:
you would.
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
i will
[Luke] - Didn't we meet in Monte Carlo when you blew your brains out? Oh, how we laughed.... says:
that's centuries of innate nakedness on the part of your people coming out that is. we civilised you. you ungrateful bastard.
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
no you didn;t.
When you run to me, going to turn away says:
you domesticated us
[Luke] - Didn't we meet in Monte Carlo when you blew your brains out? Oh, how we laughed.... says:
same bloody difference.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:48 pm

Oh, great, don't fix my spelling then, you bastard.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:50 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:
TheMuffin wrote:
Someones gotta be the non aroused adult.

YOU'RE FAKING IT.

Even though I'm turned on by all this, I'm actually spoken for.

Not Tweezy. NEVER Tweezy.

by **Spoon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:50 pm

Can I join the nekkid party?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:52 pm

Spoon wrote:Can I join the nekkid party?

Only if you bring those delightful friends.
Or beer.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:52 pm

Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:52 pm

Spoon wrote:Can I join the nekkid party?

No.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:52 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

Heh. She says.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:52 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

Faithfulness is hard. :MAD:

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:53 pm

Not really.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:53 pm

Shadowman wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

Faithfulness is hard.

Not really. Not unless you're a prick.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:54 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

Faithfulness is hard.

Not really. Not unless you're a prick.

Tell me again how you won the Faulklands War, crumpets.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:55 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

Faithfulness is hard.

Not really. Not unless you're a prick.

Wait, does "Playing With My Personal Spot" count as being unfaithful?

If it doesn't, then I guess I'm cool.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:55 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:Everyone's invited.

I'm spoken for too so uh, yeah...what was your point? This is all in cheap fun, not serious.

Faithfulness is hard.

Not really. Not unless you're a prick.

Tell me again how you won the Faulklands War, crumpets.

By staying true to ol' Elsie back home, potatoes. By staying true.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:56 pm

Yeah. That's it. That and the gurkas.

News Credits: 2 · by **Nico** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:57 pm

Megan Fox...

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:59 pm

Nico wrote:=P~ Megan Fox...

What? Get back on topic!

by **Spoon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:14 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:Can I join the nekkid party?

Only if you bring those delightful friends.
Or beer.

Hurrah!

Shadowman wrote:No.

Just admit you are scared of what I am packing. Besides, I will Not be denied. Cause i'll get angry. And you won't like me when i'm angry. I'll start swinging my junk around like a flail.

I leave no survivors.