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by **iainomac** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:02 pm

sorry if someone has mentioned this before but i was just thinking about the part in the movie where Sam and Megatron are on the roof and Megatron says
"Give me the Allspark and you may live to be my pet".

hypothetically, had you've been in Sam's posistion, would you have have considered the offer?
obviously we could get technical and say that if we were in Sam's position we would be friends with the autobots and Megatron would not just be a cool character but i thought it would be fun to discuss anyway.
besides sitting on megatrons knee while hes strokes your back might be fun, although looking at his big claw hands maybe not!

by **Night Raid** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:52 pm

I'd have jumped my ass off that building.

by **Wolfguard** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:58 pm

Speaking from 6 years experince in the veterinary field, I can tell you for a fact that not all animal owners treat their "pets" kindly.

Personally, I think Megs would probably be like one of them "bad" owners...

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:59 pm

I'd yell for Optimus over and over, mess myself, peek around the pillar at Megatron, and scream for Optimus some more.

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:08 pm

I'd have taken a long walk off a short roof.

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:09 pm

Night Raid wrote:I'd have jumped my ass off that building.

After running up all those stairs?

No way, I'd enjoy the view as long as possible!

by **Delta Sept** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:41 pm

Nope, not me. I would've made him tear it from my cold, dead fingers. oo;

by **Snowtron** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:47 pm

umm dunno.

by **Night Raid** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:40 pm

Here's a little bitty story thingy that shows how mine would have gone.

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"So my choices are: fork this thing over and live out the rest of my days as a glorified hamster, or you kill my sorry ass. Am I right? ...Thought I was." Holding the Cube under her arm, she abruptly grinned. "I'll take option three." He would have been angered by her impudence had her outright fearlessness not taken him aback. "Option three... THAT'S the one where I do THIS!" She bowed like an actress upon finishing a performance. "And now... Farewell!" With that, she stepped over the edge and fell.

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:25 am

i would have suddenly realized how great an idea shoving a infinite source of power into the chest of one of the most evil SOBs ever is a good idea.

by **Susinko** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:48 am

You know, that is a very good question. Right now, having a family and all, I would do what Sam did. If I was sixteen years old.....well, I had a very cruel childhood..... I honestly don't know what I would have done.

by **prowl24** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:40 am

I will.

And as long as I become his pet, I will find a way to conspire with Starscream and kick Megatron's ass.

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:53 am

I would have just shoved the Allspark up Megatron's wormy arse. Saves alot of trouble.

News Credits: 1 · by **Bonecrusher27** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:21 am

This is an interesting question and the situation is very similar to many many movies where an evil guys has you at weapon point and wants you to do something. But you know that you, your girlfriend, your dog, etc, would probably be killed anyway, so would you still do it?

Same thing here. There is no way I would have believed Megatron would still let me live, and if he did it would probably to be tortured in horrible, slow, drawn out ways for his amusement. So I'd take my chances with defiance. Probably not taunt him because if I failed he would probably kill me with twenty strokes when one would suffice, but just jump off or run.

by **syphonn** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:31 am

You're probably dead either way, I'd tell him i'd give him the cube and swear allegiance to his cause, who knows maybe he might take pity and turn me into a transformer. Life as a decepticon wouldn't be all that bad

by **Tangent** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:39 am

I wouldnt have made it up all those stairs... I really dunno what I would do, Megs is fair scary, say no, your smushed, say yes, Megs and his new army of soda machines and ipods wipe out all life! Nokiabot was cute though....

by **Primus C-00** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:42 am

Pet-hood all the way, and no need to worry about the claw when you'll probably end up with one of your own, like Dr. Archeville.

News Credits: 1 · by **lodelco** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:58 pm

I don't honestly think he'd take pity and just turn you into a Decepticon. He thinks humans are insects remember?

:shock:

*SQUISH*

by **Primus C-00** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:08 pm

True, but I do have a t-shirt with his face on it.

And several of his toys.

I'd accept any punishment, I'd be the perfect sub 'Con groupie.

News Credits: 1 · by **lodelco** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:17 pm

Primus C-00 wrote:True, but I do have a t-shirt with his face on it.

And several of his toys.

I'd accept any punishment, I'd be the perfect sub 'Con groupie.

There's a reason why he keeps Starscream around you know.

Although it'd be sensible if you were a Starscream groupie. He, atleast, likes groupies. Megatron would kill you for being useless.

by **Heatseeker** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:49 pm

prowl24 wrote:I will.

And as long as I become his pet, I will find a way to conspire with Starscream and kick Megatron's ass.

Dang it, you took my answer.

One problem with being Megatron's pet, he'd squish you into a messy, bloody pulp the first time you ask to use the bathroom.

by **syphonn** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:55 pm

As a human decepticon I could be their spy, Megatron would recognize this and surely keep me around at least until i outlived my usefulness. I'm sure id do a better job than frenzy

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:57 pm

syphonn wrote:As a human decepticon I could be their spy, Megatron would recognize this and surely keep me around at least until i outlived my usefulness. I'm sure id do a better job than frenzy

Who needs spys wen he is huge and has an army of mashines out to destroy anything?

Well I would runn and try to trik him into doing stuff I want him to do, I'm real good at that!

by **AUTOBOT STITH** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:13 pm

I would probably look over the statue I was clinging to yell for Optimus to get his metal *** over here then tell Megs Bite me you He hag.Then when I fell into Optimus's hand be clinging to his thumb for dear life.

(SORRY FOR MISPELLS I HAVE DISLEXIA)