The Energon Pub

by **Wes Crayon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:12 pm

twee wrote:There's one KO dinosaur TF where it's a t-rex, and in robot mode the t-rex head is placed right where a different kind of head should belong.

The groinmasters! I so want one of those -- they look amazingly hilarious. :lol:

Justicity wrote:He was sitting on two big testicles. The Tanuki (poor spelling, sorry, not in Japanese mode today) of myth & legend had huge balls, I'm not sure what for though...

They use them for beating the crap out of humans!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Pompoko.JPG

If Heinlad could actually wield his testes as weapons, he'd totally win this thread.

by **Fred2012** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:20 pm

wow, no swindle, cmon it gives meaning to the name erector!

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Wes Crayon wrote:If Heinlad could actually wield his testes as weapons, he'd totally win this thread.

If he was able to do that, he would whoop Unicron, them things are huge!!!!

My votes for G1 Scattershot. If you don't turn the waist when transforming him to robot mode....he would uh........make all the other autobots feel inadequate. :shock:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:12 pm

Don't even try!
Those are funny but they are no match for Unicron!
Yea and once again he wins all! :grin:

by **Silver Galvatron** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:33 pm

Reminds me of the movie TRON with those hands.
After reading Shortround's bio, it was funny enough for me to purchase it for Thunderblast.

Cybertron still rocks dat hard.

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:44 pm

Cybertron Snarl-what a man! And what is that yellowish growth?

News Credits: 6 · by **Wing Zero Custom** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:52 pm

GRANDUS LOL LOL LOL LOL!

When people thought Energon Prime was obese, they forgot Grandus

http://www.tfu.info/1991/Cybertron/Grandus/grandus.htm

News Credits: 4 · by **tom brokaw** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:47 pm

Justicity wrote:
tom brokaw wrote:the beast wars racoon with a clock and looks like he's sitting on two big testicles.

He was sitting on two big testicles. The Tanuki (poor spelling, sorry, not in Japanese mode today) of myth & legend had huge balls, I'm not sure what for though... Again, I'm not in Japanese mode this early in the morning so I'm not currently a fountain of useless information.

haha, i thought so those were testicles, what was his name?

by **Wes Crayon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:59 pm

Wing Zero Custom wrote:GRANDUS LOL LOL LOL LOL!

When people thought Energon Prime was obese, they forgot Grandus

http://www.tfu.info/1991/Cybertron/Grandus/grandus.htm

Hey, that's not funny -- fat robots are people... er, robots too.

tom: The BW tanuki was Heinlad!

News Credits: 1 · by **The Chaos Bringer** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:13 pm

Words fail me. But what about this:

Seriously, it cant be that hard to transform Alternators Wheeljack.

edid: no matter how many times I try, I can't get the top picture to appear. It's Grandus.

by **Kanyon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:29 pm

psshtt..this ugly peice wins it all

Sorry for the crappyness. old ass gateway digicam.

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:56 pm

Wes Crayon wrote:
Wing Zero Custom wrote:GRANDUS LOL LOL LOL LOL!

When people thought Energon Prime was obese, they forgot Grandus

http://www.tfu.info/1991/Cybertron/Grandus/grandus.htm

Hey, that's not funny -- fat robots are people... er, robots too.

tom: The BW tanuki was Heinlad!

Heinlad! Thats it ^^

Haha, I thought you were talking to me for a second, but then wondered how you knew my real name. Eventually got who you were talking to, sorry XD

News Credits: 665 · by **Skowl** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:00 pm

Thanatos Prime wrote:Shortround

Nuff said.

Silver Galvatron wrote:

Reminds me of the movie TRON with those hands.
After reading Shortround's bio, it was funny enough for me to purchase it for Thunderblast.

Cybertron still rocks dat hard.

Justicity wrote:XD
I have to agree, Shortround Is the most laughable transformer I've ever seen, & right now I'm looking at Wheelie, found him earlier in a store for £1 ^^ I'm so happy today.

i_amtrunks wrote:Shortround: because of his fan-made 3rd mode.

Bonger wrote:I dunno. For sheer hilariousness, its really hard to come close to shortround

Yay, for once someone else posted those Shortround toilet pics...

Shortround is my all-time favourite Transformer. I'm so glad many fans like him, it really warms my heart to see so much love for the little guy.

He puts a smile on everyone's face with his great bio and unofficial potty-mode. In honour of him, I want to start a thread to officialize Shortround as one of those "obscure fan-favourite" figure, to join the ranks of Bludgeon, Scarem, Cybertron Armorhide and more...

News Credits: 4 · by **tom brokaw** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:20 pm

haha a toilet TF. priceless.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:49 pm

Not him persay, but look at that rub symbol. Then look at my sig.

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:02 pm

Skowl wrote:
Thanatos Prime wrote:Shortround

Nuff said.

Silver Galvatron wrote:

Reminds me of the movie TRON with those hands.
After reading Shortround's bio, it was funny enough for me to purchase it for Thunderblast.

Cybertron still rocks dat hard.

Justicity wrote:XD
I have to agree, Shortround Is the most laughable transformer I've ever seen, & right now I'm looking at Wheelie, found him earlier in a store for £1 ^^ I'm so happy today.

i_amtrunks wrote:Shortround: because of his fan-made 3rd mode.

Bonger wrote:I dunno. For sheer hilariousness, its really hard to come close to shortround

Yay, for once someone else posted those Shortround toilet pics...

Shortround is my all-time favourite Transformer. I'm so glad many fans like him, it really warms my heart to see so much love for the little guy.

He puts a smile on everyone's face with his great bio and unofficial potty-mode. In honour of him, I want to start a thread to officialize Shortround as one of those "obscure fan-favourite" figure, to join the ranks of Bludgeon, Scarem, Cybertron Armorhide and more...

Don't forget Wheelie!

Sorry if you are being sarcastic, I didn't mean to make fun of one of your fav. figures. His REAL alt mode & robot mode aren't too bad, I was close to buying him at one point, but that unofficial potty mode is hilarious. You'd get the same reaction out of me if Movie '08 Bumblebee could be transformed into a Scooter, or if Springer COULD be transformed into a septic tank.

by **Sportimus Prime** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:21 pm

Ultimate Battle Classic Optimus Prime. Why? Well, as a figure, he looks okay, but his "feature" is just too silly. You know, the spinning torso punch thing. Not to mention his semi mode just looks wrong.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mdverde/1155660554/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mdverde/1155673112/

God I hate flickr

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:38 pm

GrimSqueaker wrote:Cybertron Snarl-what a man! And what is that yellowish growth?
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k168/ ... 010050.jpg

ROFLMAO!!!!

by **G1 Blaster** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:06 pm

Sherade wrote:Not him persay, but look at that rub symbol. Then look at my sig.

Yes, yes. We've been over this. You all rubbed my crotch as children.

News Credits: 5 · by **skywarp-2** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:25 pm

G1Blaster wrote:
Sherade wrote:Not him persay, but look at that rub symbol. Then look at my sig.

Yes, yes. We've been over this. You all rubbed my crotch as children.

dude that has to be the funniest comeback I have ever read.,... :))

and what's soooooooo Wrong with it, is that most of us did rub that sign, and ever worse, we as kids got enjoyment out of it!!!!...................... #-o

"gun is sticking into my hip....yeeeauuuuchkkk?!!!"
-Ace Ventura

:lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:46 am

Yah, that'll never get old.
Like I said before, I usually blo rub symbols cause it's easier...I regret it... :grin:

by **G1 Blaster** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:09 am

Sherade wrote:Yah, that'll never get old.
Like I said before, I usually blo rub symbols cause it's easier...I regret it...

Sherade, our friendship has just crossed into a weird place.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:56 pm

...Um, I'm sure you'll hate me more after this. I bought Blaster for 50 cents at a yard sale. He can't open in front, And I dropped him and broke the handle.
Um...weirder, anyone? :lol:

by **Maximal Primal** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:05 pm

Sherade wrote:...Um, I'm sure you'll hate me more after this. I bought Blaster for 50 cents at a yard sale. He can't open in front, And I dropped him and broke the handle.
Um...weirder, anyone?

crazy.. you guys are crazy...