The Energon Pub

by **Deadpool.** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:59 pm

Ironhide: "IT'S STARSCREAM!"

Ratchet: "IT'S MEGATRON!"

by **ultra tron** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:32 am

Yeah, I like Megatron's final attempt to get the allspark.

He's bloody and beaten rom the f22s and he is dillusional saying. "I'll kill you, Mine, Allspark!" which sounded like "I kill you, Mine-na, Allsparka!"

by **Galavtron** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:18 am

"Join them in EXTINCTION" - Megatron

by **iopele** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:44 pm

Just rewatched a couple of G1 episodes and came across my all-time favorite Starscream quote...

(Setup--Megatron says, "Either you have betrayed me, or you are incredibly stupid...)

Starscream: "I'm stupid, I'm stupid!"

by **darkqueen01** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:28 am

iopele wrote: Ironhide--"Bad Mojo! Argh, this is gonna rust."

I still laugh when I hear that line. I also enjoy this line:

Mikela: Sam, that was.... awesome.
Sam: Yeah, it felt awesome.

Humans make me laugh sometimes.

by **Transformation619** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:09 pm

I watced the movie once so i don't know if this is correct..

Sam's mom- "Are you masturbating?"

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:04 pm

FRENZY-"WITWICKY"

by **Moonlight** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:20 pm

Sam- I bought a car and it turned out to be an alien robot, who knew.

You have a rodent infestation shall I terminate.

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:18 pm

Litle girl-Exuse me are you the tooth fairy?

by **Night Raid** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:28 pm

ultra tron wrote:Yeah, I like Megatron's final attempt to get the allspark.

He's bloody and beaten rom the f22s and he is dillusional saying. "I'll kill you, Mine, Allspark!" which sounded like "I kill you, Mine-na, Allsparka!"

I sounded like that when I was explaining to Mom that I'd sprinted down the block because the neighbor's dog was chasing me. It's hard to talk when you're panting that hard and I'll be danged if you sound anything approximating normal.

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:58 am

BB(From radio)-Who gunna drive you home to night

by **Gingy650** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:36 am

iopele wrote:How about Sam asking Mikeala, "Fifty years from now when you're looking back at your life, don't you wanna be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" I love that!

Anything Optimus said because his voice... ooh, nice shivers.

Simmons--"Kinda like the itty bitty Energizer bunny from hell!"

Jazz jumping on Brawl and yanking his cannon to the side: "Come on, Decepticon punk!"

Ironhide--"Bad Mojo! Argh, this is gonna rust."

Simmons--"I'm gonna count to five."
Lennox--"I'm gonna count to three. Hmm?" ha! Love that.

There are too many good lines to list them all!

I love the Enigizer Bunny
All of Bonecrushers quotes too but some people barely heard him.

by **schizophrenica** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:23 am

[/quote]
I love the Enigizer Bunny
All of Bonecrushers quotes too but some people barely heard him.[/quote]

He can talk? :shock:

by **Night Raid** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:06 pm

schizophrenica wrote:

I love the Enigizer Bunny
All of Bonecrushers quotes too but some people barely heard him.[/quote]

He can talk? :shock:

[/quote]

He probably can, so you should re-say that. I'll do it for you.

He talks? :shock:

by **Night Strike** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:50 pm

Ironhide: Shall I exterminate them?
Prime: Ironhide, no! We don't hurt humans!
Ironhide: I'm just saying...it's an option...

XD Truthfully, I wouldn't have been surprised if he had turned around (back to the humans), aimed the cannon at them and fired when Prime's own back was turned. A soft 'ba-boom' would have make the ground jump a bit and Ironhide would've been like, "I didn't do it..."

I'm sorry, I can just picture that...

Simmons: You've got to love the Japanese - they know the art of the samurai.
Girl (forgot her name): But Nokia's from Finland.
Secretary of Defense: I know, but he's a little...

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:18 pm

Sam-No Mojo off the robot

by **nick3425** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:09 pm

I Have A Quote For All Autobots And Decepticons As Well As The Main Humans.

The Autobots:

Optimus Prime wrote:Were we so different?

Bumblebee wrote:Permission to speak, sir?

Jazz wrote:What's crackin, little bitches?

Ironhide wrote:The parrents are very irritating. Can I take them out?

Ratchet wrote:The boys pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female.

The Decepticons:

Megatron wrote:Humans don't deserve to live.

Frenzy wrote:Oh s**t.

Blackout wrote:"Hacking Signal"

Starscream wrote:I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.

Barricade wrote:ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!

Scorponok wrote:RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Brawl/Devastator(Wichever One You Go With) wrote:Decepticons attack!

Bonecrusher wrote:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF!

Humans:

Sam wrote:Sleep good, handsome man.

Mikaela wrote:Well there gonna be pissed so what do you want to do?

Lennox wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Epps wrote:Man o' man. Have you seen this s**t?

Keller wrote:Yes, but he's a, you know, a little...Sssssshhhhhhh...strange. He's a little strange.

Simmons wrote:She's a criminal! Criminals are hot.

Maggie wrote:Nokia's are from Finland.

Glen wrote:NO YOU SHUT UP. DON'T TALK TO ME. DON'T TALK TO ME CRIMINAL!

Ronald wrote:EARTHQUAKE! IT'S ANOTHERONE! ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE! GET IN THE DOORWAY! AFTERSHOCK! Aftershock! I hate thease.

Bobby wrote:That practicly makes us family. Unkle Bobby B. baby. Unkle Bobbie B..

Judy wrote:For pete's sake. Were you...masterbating?

Bannachek wrote:I'll take a seat.

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:41 pm

SAM-What would Jesus do?

by **Laxmus Prime** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:45 pm

"You feeling lucky punk?"Ironhide
"Where is the Cube?"Megatron
"The boys pharmones levels suggest he want to mate with the female" Rachet

- Laxmus Prime -

by **Jazzz** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:24 am

wuts crakin little bitches
you fail me yet again
you can call it Sam's happy time
Left Cheek! Left Cheek! Left Cheek!
Sometimes a car picks a driver with a cheap ass father.
Grandmama get yo prune juice!
Bring The rain!
Are you username Ladiesman217!!!
What would Jesus do?
and many others

by **Jazzz** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:26 am

worse thing to say to a mute robot who's gotten shot by missiles:
Are you okay?

News Credits: 1 · by ***Galvatron*** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:38 pm

*AUTOBOT STITH wrote:BB(From radio)-Who gunna drive you home to night

That's an actual song called "Drive" by the Cars of course, I think they want actual character lines from the movie. :grin:

"Priiiiiiiiiime" from Megatron
*Throws Jazz's torn body aside*

"It's you and me Megatron" from Prime

"Nooooo, it's just ME Prime" from Megatron

"At the end of this day one shall stand, one shall fall" by Prime

"You still fight for the weak that is why YOU lose!" by Megatron.

by **TheStarScreamer** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:00 pm

I like most of Sam's lines, but particularly:
"Was I mastur... No, Mom, I don't masturbate!"

Another of my favorites is very simple:
Ironhide: "It's Starscream!!!!"