The Energon Pub

Just when I thought the RNG couldn't hate me any more than it already did, it manages to surprise me yet again:

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=320333

Never rammed, so never stunned as far as I can see... but KO'ed at 3:28 without ever being allowed to attack a single time. If you thought I was kidding about how much the RNG tended to hate me, now you have proof that I wasn't joking.

I tried to keep you alive! ;P

And a heck of a job you did, too. That was just insane, though... I should have gotten at least 3-4 attacks in the space of all that, and the game just outright refused to let Takedown participate at all except as stationary XP bait for all the Autobots -- apparently that round, it made me have SPD 0, because everyone and their mother hit Takedown without any problem.

Damn RNG, lol