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Roaches?

Posted by turbomagnus Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:35 pm

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"

Weapon: Shotgun

Seriously, what is up with the sudden proliferation of Decepticon roaches? I'm almost wanting to start talking like Tony Montana...

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Bad Wolf Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:37 am

Motto: "Just because you're Evil doesn't mean you have to be all Mean and Hateful about it."

Weapon: Black Magic

turbomagnus wrote:Seriously, what is up with the sudden proliferation of Decepticon roaches? I'm almost wanting to start talking like Tony Montana...

don't you know they multiply and if you squish one it just attracts more have fun

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Burn Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:26 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by turbomagnus Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:46 am

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"

Weapon: Shotgun

Burn wrote:Ask your sympathetic Decepticon mate.

Huh?

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Burn Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:57 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Redimus Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:32 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Psychout Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:14 am

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."

Weapon: Black Magic

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Bun-Bun Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:17 am

The opinions expressed in this post are well-reasoned and insightful.
Needless to say, they are not those of SEIBERTRON.COM, its staff members, or any other site lackeys.
Anyone who says otherwise is itching for a fight.

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Bad Wolf Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:54 am

Motto: "Just because you're Evil doesn't mean you have to be all Mean and Hateful about it."

Weapon: Black Magic

Bun-Bun wrote:The Cons in general and the RDD specifically have always had an abundance of roaches...

Re: Roaches?

Posted by turbomagnus Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:25 am

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"

Weapon: Shotgun

Burn wrote:

turbomagnus wrote:

Burn wrote:Ask your sympathetic Decepticon mate.

Huh?

Word on the street is that there's a 'Con happy to funnel information from Darkmount into the hands of the Autobots.

I am happy to offer energon or custom weapons for anyone who tells me the name of said 'Con and can back it up with proof. Should they even exist ...

Okay, but how would a, shall we say, 'intelligence asset' in the Decepticon ranks, "should they even exist", explain the roach alt proliferation?

Psychout wrote:The place is crawling with them. Anyone know if there is a can of Raid altmode on the bot team?

Nope, no flyswatter either. It's like that scene from that one movie; "Millions of dollars worth of firepower and I'd give it all up for one lousy can of Raid."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Burn Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:13 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by ThunderThruster Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:54 pm

Weapon: Twin Shoulder-Mounted Rocket Launchers

Burn wrote:

turbomagnus wrote:Okay, but how would a, shall we say, 'intelligence asset' in the Decepticon ranks, "should they even exist", explain the roach alt proliferation?

Because such information will be known to 'Cons only. duh.

So there is a strategy in play.

My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Burn Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:03 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by ThunderThruster Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:38 pm

Weapon: Twin Shoulder-Mounted Rocket Launchers

bluff or double bluff?

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Burn Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:46 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Psychout Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:58 pm

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."

Weapon: Black Magic

ThunderThruster wrote:My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

?

Re: Roaches?

Posted by turbomagnus Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:51 pm

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"

Weapon: Shotgun

Burn wrote:

ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

I really shouldn't... but I will. "Maybe so, but he's a conman compared to the Vorlon."

Psychout wrote:

ThunderThruster wrote:My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

?

So... wait... who's Jay and who's Silent Bob?

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Overwatch Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:08 am

Motto: "Memento mori."

Weapon: Fusion Cannon

ThunderThruster wrote:My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

Perhaps Canetoads (right Burn? )

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Redimus Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:00 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle

Duly Appointed Representative in Chief of the Decpeticon Coprophage Accord.
Second class scavenger.
Better RED than DEAD!
Better still RDD!

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Bun-Bun Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:24 am

The opinions expressed in this post are well-reasoned and insightful.
Needless to say, they are not those of SEIBERTRON.COM, its staff members, or any other site lackeys.
Anyone who says otherwise is itching for a fight.

Re: Roaches?

Posted by turbomagnus Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:11 am

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"

Weapon: Shotgun

Re: Roaches?

Posted by Burn Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:31 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."

Re: Roaches?

Posted by turbomagnus Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:53 pm

Motto: "'In yon straight path a thousand may well be stopped by three,
Now who will stand on either hand and keep the bridge with me?'"

Weapon: Shotgun

Re: Roaches?

Posted by S.o.L. Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:06 pm

Motto: "often victim of the calamities he causes"

Weapon: Fireball Cannon

HMW has bugs.

Be Ye Transformed

Re: Roaches?

Posted by -Soundwave- Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:07 pm

Motto: "Cries and screams are music to my Audios."

Weapon: Shoulder Mounted Rocket Launcher

Servant of Light wrote:

HMW has bugs.

This was my thought since I saw this. HMW has been infested for years, and you're just noticing now?

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