The Energon Pub

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:30 pm

The {Rage Bot} wrote:If you would have paid attention in HISTORY class, you would have realized that no man can govern another man. so there, every government created has failed, why? you know the answer.

A Challenger Appears!

It's failed because Doctor Doom isn't a real person. Doom. A leader worth following.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:30 pm

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:33 pm

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:35 pm

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:41 pm

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, The [Rage Bot] would certainly want you to believe that history shows no man can be ruled by another man. And he makes a good case. Hell, I almost believed him myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I should stating a case about the impact of history and yet I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:47 pm

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:51 pm

Editor wrote:Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, The [Rage Bot] would certainly want you to believe that history shows no man can be ruled by another man. And he makes a good case. Hell, I almost believed him myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I should stating a case about the impact of history and yet I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:14 pm

Tsk Tsk Loki.

you know double-posting is bad. #-o

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:21 pm

Um...
A quick recap of Jeep's veiws:

The English monarchy is a disgusting excuse to punish and enslave innocent people and always has been.
The Sex Pistols are awful, the only good kind of punk is post-punk.
The world needs more leaders like Doctor Doom. Also, we need more doctors like Doctor Doom.
My hair is immaculate. Your picture is invalid.
Pandas are the biggest waste of animal ever. Feed me one in a stew now.
Double posting indeed is bad.
And last but not least, this is thread is going bad places quickly.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:46 pm

Jeep? wrote:Pandas are the biggest waste of animal ever. Feed me one in a stew now.

I recommend it in hoisin sauce, brings out the bamboo flavour better.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:15 pm

Jeep? wrote:Um...
A quick recap of Jeep's veiws:

The English monarchy is a disgusting excuse to punish and enslave innocent people and always has been.
The Sex Pistols are awful, the only good kind of punk is post-punk.
The world needs more leaders like Doctor Doom. Also, we need more doctors like Doctor Doom.
My hair is immaculate. Your picture is invalid.
Pandas are the biggest waste of animal ever. Feed me one in a stew now.
Double posting indeed is bad.
And last but not least, this is thread is going bad places quickly.

I agree with all but 2

Panda's aren't the biggest waste of an animal. Not sayin their good, I'm sayin theres worse. Like the sloth, the bison, the emu, and the kangaroo.

And you say the sex pistols are aweful. they also were on the forfront of punk. their point was to be bad. Sid viscious was a drummer that didn't know how to play bass thats why they made him play it.

linkin park, rhianna, and T.I. now those are aweful, but eveyone is entiteled to an opinion.

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:22 pm

Screw you! The sloth is an awesome animal! It's so god damn lazy! It should be viewed as a role model in the animal kingdom and it will one day...but eh, not today. CBF just set in.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:26 pm

its all about the platypus

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:05 pm

Jeep? wrote:The English monarchy is a disgusting excuse to punish and enslave innocent people and always has been.

You just now figured that out? The American colonies figured it out over 200 years ago.

And before anyone starts US bashing, remember who our role model was.

The Sex Pistols are awful, the only good kind of punk is post-punk.

No comment on this, largely because I don't like punk.

The world needs more leaders like Doctor Doom. Also, we need more doctors like Doctor Doom.

You want world leaders and doctors to be fictional? Okay then, we'll see if we can insert you into an Avengers comic.

My hair is immaculate. Your picture is invalid.

Tie you down in a barber's chair and we'll see how "immaculate" your hair is.

Pandas are the biggest waste of animal ever. Feed me one in a stew now.

Useless? Well, something's got to eat all that bamboo, otherwise we'd all be at risk of impalement. That crap will grow right through you.

Double posting indeed is bad.

Which is why I try to avoid it whenever possible. Not always successful, mind you.

And last but not least, this is thread is going bad places quickly.

Quite possible.

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:02 pm

Name_Violation wrote:its all about the platypus

Doom once accused me of creating platypus' as spies.* Because they're essentially beaver ducks. I'll now admit to that since well look at them.

*Yes I'm making a vague reference to an issue of Wizard (or maybe Toyfare) where Doom took over their offices.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:23 pm

Jeep? wrote:The English monarchy is a disgusting excuse to punish and enslave innocent people and always has been.

True. That, and steal our money. And attract gormless Americans.

Jeep? wrote:The Sex Pistols are awful, the only good kind of punk is post-punk.

Fail. Nu Wave was worse.

Jeep? wrote:The world needs more leaders like Doctor Doom. Also, we need more doctors like Doctor Doom.

Fail. The world dosnt need a doctor. It needs The Doctor.

Jeep? wrote:My hair is immaculate. Your picture is invalid.

Fail. Your hair is short and silly.

Jeep? wrote:Pandas are the biggest waste of animal ever. Feed me one in a stew now.

True.

Jeep? wrote:And last but not least, this is thread is going bad places quickly.

Fail. This thread is made of gold covered win.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:24 pm

Jeep? wrote:Double posting indeed is bad.

No it isnt.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:35 am

Name_Violation wrote:Panda's aren't the biggest waste of an animal. Not sayin their good, I'm sayin theres worse. Like the sloth, the bison, the emu, and the kangaroo.

A panda won't even ride another panda if you took its panda-wang and did all the work for it. That's not an animal, that's a tortured existence that needs to be ended by a skilled chef.

And you say the sex pistols are aweful. they also were on the forfront of punk. their point was to be bad. Sid viscious was a drummer that didn't know how to play bass thats why they made him play it.

Ewwwwwww.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:36 am

phff... The Sex Pistols were crap, however backed up with enough attitude, angst, and the opportunity to litter the airwaves of the BBC with foul language to get a solid media share. Coupled with the whole Sid and Nancy affair to keep people talking about them long after the music of the day passed them by.

Then again I wasn't even in pre-school when that all happened and for my musical taste looking at that period, I'll listen to Joy Division for hours before even thinking about the pistols.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:44 am

The reason the Pistols got so popular so quickly was simply down to Malcolm McLaren. For a band which supposedly hated the music business, their manager knew how to work with it very, very well for a quick quid.

by **The Chronic** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:50 am

Jeep? wrote:A panda won't even ride another panda if you took its panda-wang and did all the work for it. That's not an animal, that's a tortured existence that needs to be ended by a skilled chef.

A Panda would never let you touch it's wanger

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:57 am

Im pretty sure the Chinese used to grind them up and sell them as an aphrodisiac.
Kind of ironic when you consider it...

And for the record, the Sex Pistols were an artificial assembled boy band created by McLaren. How can they be the forerunners of the anarchist Punk movement?
The Clash > The Sex Pistols.

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:19 pm

The Ramones invented Punk and are the single greatest Punk band of all time. I will fight you if you disagree. This is not a joke.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:25 pm

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:The Ramones invented Punk and are the single greatest Punk band of all time. I will fight you if you disagree. This is not a joke.

Stooges > Ramones

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:48 pm

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:The Ramones invented Punk and are the single greatest Punk band of all time. I will fight you if you disagree. This is not a joke.

Yes the ramones invented punk, or at least were there from the start. Sex pistols made punk big in England. with the clash, the stooges,