Behold, the ultimate Transformer Kreon Upgrade:
COMMODIUS

Is he an Autobot? A decepticon? Does he hold allegiance to anyone? What kind of firepower does he conceal under that lid? What in the world is the usefulness of his alt mode?
Commodius needs a tech spec!
The best description* posted in this thread by Friday, April 5 will get an exclusive private order URL to the Commodius upgrade set on Shapeways, and their description will be added to the product page! I know--you win the right to buy something! My generosity knows no bounds!

*Best description will be determined based on humor, originality, and usability. I reserve the right to edit the best description...or to cancel this contest at any time if I only end up with one really lousy description.
**I reserve the right to make the URL public later.