The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:45 am

Shameless, Vector, shameless. You will force me to relatiate in kind. I'm sure somewhere I can find pictures of Josh Duhamel in teeny shorts and I KNOW there are Tyrese undies-shots around. I'm not afraid to use them.

Don't MAKE me have to go find them.

HK, or Megatron in a thong. Rowr.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:27 am

gotta keep the thread goin somehow!!! (aaa..hopefully not with Josh and Tyrese in their skivies --that's just wrong for this thread) I already complimented u HK. Is that not enough??! :shock:

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:47 am

vectorA3 wrote:gotta keep the thread goin somehow!!! (aaa..hopefully not with Josh and Tyrese in their skivies --that's just wrong for this thread) I already complimented u HK. Is that not enough??!

He he, you say that like you KNOW I've found a picture of Josh Duhamel *nekkid* (which I have). I will save it, just for you, mostly because the other fine gents reading this thread do not deserve the eye scorching that happens, as I understand it, when heterosexual men look at pictures of other dudes.

However, if you MUST, at least let there be leather:

HK, complimenting me means you're a shameless suckup. Probably myopic. Or with weird fetishes.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:28 pm

hellkitty wrote:

Explain.

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:11 pm

What's to explain? Darling little Vector wanted to ogle pics of Sienna Miller. Though I threatened (and still have, in case he gets too uppity) a Josh Duhamel in all his glory (in artistic black and white, no less because that means it's not smutty), I figured, why not. Now y'all can get gooey on a woman who is actually *hot* (instead of freakyclubthumb Megan) and I can get all feminist and irate. Y'all always tell me how cute I am when I'm angry. (Or is that the voices in my head?)

She sure could do a few calf raises, though.

HK, biding her time. One day, Vector. One day. FWAP! Josh Duhamel, right to the eyeballs.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:36 am

Thank you for the explanation.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:56 am

time for some catnip Kitty!!

That baroness pic was alright though. She does have small legs & where are her ankles?? :???:

Lol. hk - thought u were keeping my B&D fetish a secret?? #-o

poor Covergirl. Now she was a babe.

by **Joshua Vallse** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:39 am

hellkitty wrote: I will save it, just for you, mostly because the other fine gents reading this thread do not deserve the eye scorching that happens, as I understand it, when heterosexual men look at pictures of other dudes.

HK, complimenting me means you're a shameless suckup. Probably myopic. Or with weird fetishes.

Fortunately, as an artist, I have become immune due to years of life drawing various nude people, of both genders. so with that founded, let there be eye candy!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Megan with Baroness-esque eyewear:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g133/ ... socute.jpg

Megan Heatin-er.....cooling off:

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm47 ... akes11.jpg

Megan reading...uh, read...ing, uhm.... milk? =P~

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a187/ ... -spain.jpg

Alright, one cold shower later, Sienna Miller!

Baroness Sienna:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa16 ... roness.jpg

Blond Sienna:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/T ... -gm_l3.jpg

Tiger Sienna....wait what?

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z118 ... 98E_s3.jpg

And just for fun, Rachel Taylor!!!!!!!

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z238 ... _Press.jpg

Rachel and Megan in one photo....Epic Win!!!! Yay!

By far, this has been the most fun I've had doing research on any Transformers thread EVER!!!!!!!

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:53 am

Oh dear lord what have I unleashed?!?!

I am nigh itchy with regret.

I'm sorry, gentlemen. You can like Megan Fox all you want, but every one of those pictures she's in, why's she gotta have her mouth open? She looks like a carp. Do you men really like women who look like they're mouthbreathers? Or are you all just HUGE fans of quality orthodonture?

And is it wrong that I spent more time lusting after that knit dress in the tiger picture (and the tiger) than Sienna?

HK, must...find...pattern.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:34 am

hellkitty wrote: why's she gotta have her mouth open?

Because with all the collagen her lips are too damn heavy for her jaw to support. :lol:

After seeing those pictures, I am now firmly convinced that Sienna Miller is hotter as The Baroness, and was the right choice for the role. "blond" Sienna, however, leaves a few things to be desired. Like a few extra pounds on them skinny legs. As for Rachael Taylor...

WIN

by **Joshua Vallse** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:22 am

hellkitty wrote: but every one of those pictures she's in, why's she gotta have her mouth open?

Megan Fox......mouth open.......
Uh, I'm sorry I'm not seeing the fault here. Now if you'll excuse me, need to take another cold shower.

Dear God I'm still watering at the mouth....just wanna bite on those lips and.....
Oh wait I'm still typing, eep! :lol:

by **Prime Riblet** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:01 pm

Joshua Vallse wrote:
hellkitty wrote: but every one of those pictures she's in, why's she gotta have her mouth open?

Megan Fox......mouth open.......
Uh, I'm sorry I'm not seeing the fault here. Now if you'll excuse me, need to take another cold shower.

Dear God I'm still watering at the mouth....just wanna bite on those lips and.....
Oh wait I'm still typing, eep!

I agree. It is not a bad thing.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:10 am

Did I mention that rachael Taylor is f**king HOT?

In case I didn't

Rachael Taylor is f**king HOT!!!

Thank you for your time.

by **Prime Riblet** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:11 pm

I second, third and fourth that motion.

News Credits: 1 · by **Agent 007** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:36 pm

while yes Siennna was hotter that Megan, she still didn't save that piss poor excuse for a movie.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:50 am

JV -- ur da man for those pix. Nicely done!!! Rachel Taylor!! Yay, u can have Megan, I'll take RT. The mouth open may look silly in some pics, maybe she's trying to show off, whatever, they probably took both, open & closed and just published the open pix.

agent007 -- don't know what u were lookin for in Gi joe, but it surely was a fun movie, and what we should expect from flick based off of cartoon, comic and toys. Non-stop action, good use of flashbacks, good character development -no toilet humor & stupid jokes tossed throughout, no Simmons thongs, etc.

now Rachel Nichols vs. Taylor --that's a tuffy. Nichols is a natural blonde too, although she has black hair atm