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SKYWARP'S BITCH (a day in the life of)

by ZedzDead » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:01 pm

well, at least she looks the part.

zedz

skywarp is always running late, has he no respect for the ladies............

well, screw skywarped, why do i need him when i have this quadruple headed crotch cannon?!

wow, what the hell am i doin' w/ that bozo when i never have to leave home? i'm beat............queef!....whoops, sorry. he he....

OH my back,......OH my crotch!........
OH, my back AND my crotch!!
and i'm saddle sore; GREAT!! :sad:

:sad:

i guess i'll just go out and meet arcee and swap stories about our useless manbots.

til next time, this has been SKYWARPS' EX-bitch......

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by Sherade » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:14 pm

Whats the alt mode...if you know what i mean... :WHISTLE:

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by ZedzDead » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:25 pm

Sherade wrote:Whats the alt mode...if you know what i mean...

a fuel-injected leaf blower...if you know what i mean. :lol:

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by Liege Evilmus » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:15 pm

Looks much better without that stupid boat on her back!

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by An_de » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:20 am

Liege Evilmus wrote:Looks much better without that stupid boat on her back!

Agree.

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