The Energon Pub

[Halo]

Hmm... I sense I time hiccup.

It asploded.

KaBLOOEY!!!!!

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I told them to not leave that Proton Torpedo shaped hole in the Website.

[Halo]

I told them to not leave that Proton Torpedo shaped hole in the Website.

That memo was eated.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I told them to not leave that Proton Torpedo shaped hole in the Website.

That memo was eated.

It was the lolcats wasn't it?

[Psycho Warrior]

I told them to not leave that Proton Torpedo shaped hole in the Website.

That memo was eated.

It was the lolcats wasn't it?

*eating a stationary sandwich*

... don't look so surpirsed.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Last time I was surprised was that one time I took off Locusts Thong and realized he was a man.

[Psycho Warrior]

Last time I was surprised was that one time I took off Locusts Thong and realized he was a man.

Sure you were. Normally people notice that when they start putting money in there.

[Halo]

Last time I was surprised was that one time I took off Locusts Thong and realized he was a man.

Sure you were. Normally people notice that when they start putting money in there.

Zing.

[The Happy Locust]

Next up in the questionably dressed Olympic events, Randy will attempt synchronized swimming wearing only cement shoes. Let's see how he does.

*splash*

Well, he's waving in unison. That water must be cold. Wait, look! It must be magic. He's turned so blue that I can't see him in the water anymore.

[Psycho Warrior]

Next up in the questionably dressed Olympic events, Randy will attempt synchronized swimming wearing only cement shoes. Let's see how he does.

*splash*

Well, he's waving in unison. That water must be cold. Wait, look! It must be magic. He's turned so blue that I can't see him in the water anymore.

And next up in the BS winter Olympics, Oprah and Rosie O'donnel will race in the gorging triathalon.

[The Happy Locust]

Next up in the questionably dressed Olympic events, Randy will attempt synchronized swimming wearing only cement shoes. Let's see how he does.

*splash*

Well, he's waving in unison. That water must be cold. Wait, look! It must be magic. He's turned so blue that I can't see him in the water anymore.

And next up in the BS winter Olympics, Oprah and Rosie O'donnel will race in the gorging triathalon.

My money's on Rosie.

[Psycho Warrior]

And next up in the BS winter Olympics, Oprah and Rosie O'donnel will race in the gorging triathalon.

My money's on Rosie.

You're on. But I really want to see the newst event; supermodel throw.

It's like the javilin, but you use a super thin supermodel.

[The Happy Locust]

And next up in the BS winter Olympics, Oprah and Rosie O'donnel will race in the gorging triathalon.

My money's on Rosie.

You're on. But I really want to see the newst event; supermodel throw.

It's like the javilin, but you use a super thin supermodel.

Much thinner than a javelin, but also more prone to wind resistance. But being able to slip up an opponent through airborne bullimia bombardment has its advantages.

[Psycho Warrior]

My money's on Rosie.

You're on. But I really want to see the newst event; supermodel throw.

It's like the javilin, but you use a super thin supermodel.

Much thinner than a javelin, but also more prone to wind resistance. But being able to slip up an opponent through airborne bullimia bombardment has its advantages.

It's what makes it worth watching.

[Halo]

I'd watch it for the giggles.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'd watch it for the giggles.

Come over, we'll make it a party.

[The Happy Locust]

I'd watch it for the giggles.

Come over, we'll make it a party.

we just like watching people giggle.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'd watch it for the giggles.

Come over, we'll make it a party.

we just like watching people giggle.

My bathroom is out of toilet paper, so I just use Randy. He doesn't mind.

Randy: I want to die. Why am I not dead now?

[The Happy Locust]

Come over, we'll make it a party.

we just like watching people giggle.

My bathroom is out of toilet paper, so I just use Randy. He doesn't mind.

Randy: I want to die. Why am I not dead now?

Next up, Randy in a jar.

*Holds up a futurama-style head jar with Randy's head in it*

Randy: Where did my body go?

*Locust holds up a bottle of "Torgo's Randy Powder"*

[Psycho Warrior]

My bathroom is out of toilet paper, so I just use Randy. He doesn't mind.

Randy: I want to die. Why am I not dead now?

Next up, Randy in a jar.

*Holds up a futurama-style head jar with Randy's head in it*

Randy: Where did my body go?

*Locust holds up a bottle of "Torgo's Randy Powder"*

Why, what kind of uses does Torgo's Randy Powder have locust?

[Halo]

My bathroom is out of toilet paper, so I just use Randy. He doesn't mind.

Randy: I want to die. Why am I not dead now?

Next up, Randy in a jar.

*Holds up a futurama-style head jar with Randy's head in it*

Randy: Where did my body go?

*Locust holds up a bottle of "Torgo's Randy Powder"*

Why, what kind of uses does Torgo's Randy Powder have locust?

I'm almost afraid to find out.

[The Happy Locust]

Next up, Randy in a jar.

*Holds up a futurama-style head jar with Randy's head in it*

Randy: Where did my body go?

*Locust holds up a bottle of "Torgo's Randy Powder"*

Why, what kind of uses does Torgo's Randy Powder have locust?

I'm almost afraid to find out.

"Oh it's got a million uses"

*Locust pours Torgo's powder in pants*

ITchiness gone!

[Halo]

I'm amazed.

[The Happy Locust]

Amazing what Randy's can do. It also acts as a food supply for free range Randies.

[Psycho Warrior]

Amazing what Randy's can do. It also acts as a food supply for free range Randies.

For that double Randy taste