The Energon Pub

[Halo]

*beams to his starship and goes to warp Peace losers*

And there was much rejoicing in the Land.

Time to party!!!!!

[Exdominus]

*beams to his starship and goes to warp Peace losers*

And there was much rejoicing in the Land.

Time to party!!!!!

Not so fast You *beams halo into a 6x6 inch box*

[Psycho Warrior]

*watches intently* Could this be the end of halo!? *munches popcorn* Not bloody likely.

[Tweezy]

watch she'll burst out with red eyes and two M-16's

[The Happy Locust]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

[Psycho Warrior]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

[The Happy Locust]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

[Psycho Warrior]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

[The Happy Locust]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

[Psycho Warrior]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

[Exdominus]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

[The Happy Locust]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

[Psycho Warrior]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

[UFO]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

[Tweezy]

*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants!

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Steals pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*

[UFO]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Takes pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*[/quote]
Cool. I got a cookie too and...wait, where'd my brownies go?

Damn window thief!

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.


*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Takes pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*[/quote]
Cool. I got a cookie too and...wait, where'd my brownies go?

Damn window thief![/quote]
Run run as fast as you can... you can't catch me I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN AAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

[UFO]

[quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.
Run run as fast as you can... you can't catch me I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN AAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Takes pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*[/quote]
Cool. I got a cookie too and...wait, where'd my brownies go?

Damn window thief![/quote][/quote]
Forget to type something, did we?

[Tweezy]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.
Run run as fast as you can... you can't catch me I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN AAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Takes pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*[/quote]
Cool. I got a cookie too and...wait, where'd my brownies go?

Damn window thief![/quote][/quote]
Forget to type something, did we?[/quote]Nope just typed in the wrong place.. see bold text.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.
Run run as fast as you can... you can't catch me I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN AAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Takes pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*[/quote]
Cool. I got a cookie too and...wait, where'd my brownies go?

Damn window thief![/quote][/quote]
Forget to type something, did we?[/quote]Nope just typed in the wrong place.. see bold text.[/quote]
Nice move.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"]*starts filming for Halo's escape, in order to get footage for the upcoming "Havoc at the Starbase" film*

and... ACTION!

*takes the lens cap off*

that's not a lens cap. It's an eyepatch.
Run run as fast as you can... you can't catch me I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN AAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

*Locust takes off his eyepatch, revealing a camera where his left eye should be. *

No peephole is ever wasted this way.

or lasted this long

truly a testament to the art of perversion.

most peeping toms are cyclopses.

*fires halo into a black hole(ala spock end of wraith of kahn but no genesis)

I see a gigantic fat guy giving a very shocked look.

Worst. Ref. Ever.

I. Am. Clueless. As to what is going on.

Just watch... the black hole is going to turn white and run away scared and sh**ing it's pants![/quote]
The black hole ran away because it saw I was coming. I'm that much of an indestructable badass.[/quote]
She's halo. She can breath in space.[/quote]
I'm kinda awsome like that. And PW just earned himself a cookie.[/quote]
Yum!! *Takes pie off of window sill while Halo is busy rewarding PW*[/quote]
Cool. I got a cookie too and...wait, where'd my brownies go?

Damn window thief![/quote][/quote]
Forget to type something, did we?[/quote]Nope just typed in the wrong place.. see bold text.[/quote]
Nice move.[/quote]
Why thank you... I scripted, directed, and produced it myself!