The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:18 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I think that can be a mass marketable item.

who in their right mind would buy thunderwear? Well, me of course, but who else?

Thunderwear? How can you guys not be seeing the obvious joke here?

Oh, I get it. I'm just choosing to ignore it.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:26 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:who in their right mind would buy thunderwear? Well, me of course, but who else?

Thunderwear? How can you guys not be seeing the obvious joke here?

Oh, I get it. I'm just choosing to ignore it.

I was thinking we could sell a pair with every carton of Big Thunder prune juice.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:06 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:I was thinking we could sell a pair with every carton of Big Thunder prune juice.

I like the way you think.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:09 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I was thinking we could sell a pair with every carton of Big Thunder prune juice.

I like the way you think.

That's the greatest compliment I've ever gotten. :grin:

oh wait it's the only compliment I've ever gotten... oh well. Who wants to buy some juice?

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:44 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I was thinking we could sell a pair with every carton of Big Thunder prune juice.

I like the way you think.

That's the greatest compliment I've ever gotten.

oh wait it's the only compliment I've ever gotten... oh well. Who wants to buy some juice?

Locust does.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:00 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I like the way you think.

That's the greatest compliment I've ever gotten.

oh wait it's the only compliment I've ever gotten... oh well. Who wants to buy some juice?

Locust does.

You think you've fooled me, but I'm prepared. I've equipped my thunderwear with sonic emitters attached to a megaphone. I'm now capable of shattering an entire mountain. Those with any attachment at all to their lives better not stand behind me.

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:59 pm

It's a good thing that I'm far from you then.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:37 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Locust does.

You think you've fooled me, but I'm prepared. I've equipped my thunderwear with sonic emitters attached to a megaphone. I'm now capable of shattering an entire mountain. Those with any attachment at all to their lives better not stand behind me.

He has earth shattering power. in his pants.

by **Halo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:09 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Locust does.

You think you've fooled me, but I'm prepared. I've equipped my thunderwear with sonic emitters attached to a megaphone. I'm now capable of shattering an entire mountain. Those with any attachment at all to their lives better not stand behind me.

He has earth shattering power. in his pants.

That's what she said.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:34 pm

Hey, free juice! *downs a full gallon* That's a warrior's drink!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:54 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Hey, free juice! *downs a full gallon* That's a warrior's drink!

Prepare the newspaper and the bathroom spray!

News Credits: 7 · by **shortround** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:43 am

Which would you rather get a punch in the nuts or a copy of the movie version of alone in the dark.

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:47 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Hey, free juice! *downs a full gallon* That's a warrior's drink!

Prepare the newspaper and the bathroom spray!

I'll get the rain slicks.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:21 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:Hey, free juice! *downs a full gallon* That's a warrior's drink!

Prepare the newspaper and the bathroom spray!

I'll get the rain slicks.

the what now?

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:33 pm

I'm all hocked up on crazy allergy drugs. Just ignore my crazy.

by **DavidM** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:20 pm

Heeee'ssss backkk!!! only in this case, he was a SHE!?!??!!?

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:37 pm

Next up on FOX, who wants to Marry a psychotically depressed manically crazed yet quietly humorous smiling freak? :grin:

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:13 am

The Happy Locust wrote:Next up on FOX, who wants to Marry a psychotically depressed manically crazed yet quietly humorous smiling freak?

You had me at psychotically depressed. ;;)

*Heads out to register at Crap 'n' Stuff*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:48 am

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:Next up on FOX, who wants to Marry a psychotically depressed manically crazed yet quietly humorous smiling freak?

You had me at psychotically depressed. *Heads out to register at Crap 'n' Stuff*

I arrived just in time. I hopped the train that was bringing food for my roommates.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:57 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:You had me at psychotically depressed. *Heads out to register at Crap 'n' Stuff*

I arrived just in time. I hopped the train that was bringing food for my roommates.

Does anyone else picture him on the train from Jurrasic Park after hearing that?

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:19 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:You had me at psychotically depressed. *Heads out to register at Crap 'n' Stuff*

I arrived just in time. I hopped the train that was bringing food for my roommates.

Does anyone else picture him on the train from Jurrasic Park after hearing that?

More like the lawyer in the Port-O-Potty scene.

*presents Locust with what my mother wore at her wedding; and orange jumpsuit and cuffs reading "Wapello County Dept. of Corrections"*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:26 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I arrived just in time. I hopped the train that was bringing food for my roommates.

Does anyone else picture him on the train from Jurrasic Park after hearing that?

More like the lawyer in the Port-O-Potty scene.

*presents Locust with what my mother wore at her wedding; and orange jumpsuit and cuffs reading "Wapello County Dept. of Corrections"*

That's so sweet.... and hi-larious!

by **Halo** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:13 pm

I hate it when the time changes.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:32 pm

Halo wrote:I hate it when the time changes.

It's the closest to time travel you can get without being charged for possession.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:30 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I hate it when the time changes.

It's the closest to time travel you can get without being charged for possession.

or disoderly conduct.