The Energon Pub

by **Axel Alloy** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:16 pm

No idea why I wrote this, but I did it in under 5 mins. XDDDD

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Starscreams Pizza

"So, how does this work again?"
Starscream eyed the item in his hand, before switching his puzzled gaze to his partner and back again.
"Its food sweetheart. You put it in your mouth, chew and swallow. In other words, you eat it."
"THIS is FOOD!?"

Rachel let out a little giggle. She loved how he was eyeing the tiny slice of pizza in his metallic fingers. It looked as if he was about to murder it should any of the topping move a single inch.
"Afraid so."

Starscream let out a sigh. He wasn't so sure that he should attempt to ingest the suspiciously murderous looking triangle of mush. He even started to wonder if she was having him on and it wasn't food at all, but some form of strange earth-creatures dung that he had not encountered before.

"Are you sure about this?"
"Do you want to try human food, or not?"
Rachel put her hands on her hips and gave him an irritable frown.
"I'd rather not", mumbled Starscream under his breath.
"RIGHT! Fine! More for me then..."
With that, Rachel took a slice for herself and began to munch on it, all the while making almost orgasmic noises.

"What the..."
The wing commander had NO idea what on earth was going on.
"If its THAT good, let me at it before your step-bot-father finds it!"
"Megatron doesn't care for Pizza", explained Rachel, attempting to chew through a big lump of chicken she had accidentally rammed into her mouth whole, "He prefers Raisin Roundies."
"So THATS what the cookie jar was for..."
After giggling a little, he tossed the pizza slice in the air and swallowed it with a noisy gulp.
Rolling the flavour around inside his mouth, he attempted to decide if the taste was to his liking or not.
His face changed from a puzzled frown to a wide-eyed grimace. Shortly followed by a loud 'yakh' noise from inside his throat.
"Bleh! Nope! Tastes like crotch!"

News Credits: 1 · by **Repair Bay** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:47 pm

ROFL! I didn't know they could taste though...I wonder, they might be able to

by **Dreamchylde** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:50 pm

Hehehe I read this on FFN.

by **Axel Alloy** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:23 am

Repair Bay wrote:ROFL! I didn't know they could taste though...I wonder, they might be able to

Of course, I DID take certain liberties.

(IE: Imagine if they could have upgrades, like for example... Taste. xD)

Thanks for the comments. And, Dreamchylde, glad to see a fellow FFNer. ^^

by **Dreamchylde** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:56 am

Nice to see you too! Glad to know I'm not the only one on here! :PEACE:

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:42 pm

LMAO thats funny.I give you a 10 out of 10 great job.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:06 pm

I have no care for fanfic, but this is particularly funny. Nice job! :grin:

by **Rushie** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:26 pm

I like the fact he's married to a human (or at least a TF with a human name) and that she's Megatron's stepdaughter. Very funny! =D

by **Mighty Scorponok** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:35 am

ROTFLMAO. Starscream and Pizza, lmao. Pizza da Hut from Space balls would e infuriated if he knew that Starscream compared it to a Crotch.LOL good story though.

by **Axel Alloy** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:11 pm

Aw. Thanks guys. <3 ^_^

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:57 pm

2nd time to read it and still laughing good job.

by **Screambug** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:10 pm

O_0!!!

by **Axel Alloy** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:05 am

*waves at Screambug* xD

Aw wow. A second reading eh? *feels honored*

Oh btw. If you guys liked this, I also wrote another fic recently and posted it. ^^

If you are interested - http://www.seibertron.com/forums/viewto ... 23386&sid=

by **bigbadbarron** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:23 am

SUCKS for tf's with permanant mouthgaurds

by **Axel Alloy** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:09 am

Or with no mouths at all.

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:33 am

LOL

by *AUTOBOT STITH » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:07 am

Man oh man I like these stories she wright thay are allways funny. :APPLAUSE:

by **Thundercracker Prime** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:09 am

Axel Alloy wrote:"Bleh! Nope! Tastes like crotch!"

how he know what that tastes like...?

by **Sigma Vortex** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:43 am

That was cute.

But the question begs to be asked...how does Starscream know what crotch tastes like?

by **Autobot Snake Eyes** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:36 pm

LOL.
Thats pretty funny.
"she made almost orgasmic noises as she was eating."
ROFL.

by **Jazz Reborn** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:31 pm

AAAAUUGH!! its a zombie topic!! anyway thats a nice little story. but how does starscream know what crotch taste likes.....?

by **Axel Alloy** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:36 am

OK OK OK! Lol. Everyone seems to be asking the same question over and over, so I guess I'll just have to answer it.

To be perfectly honest, it was one of those lines that I wanted to add to be interpreted however the reader wished. Myself, I say odd things like that all the time. I describe things as tasting like other things, but it doesn't mean I've ever tasted/eaten said item. (IE: "OMG, this tastes like washing up liquid!") But, then again, you may wish to interpret it in the other way. After all, a lot of people like to pair ol' Starscream up with random male characters. (I'm not one of them, but I left it open for those who do.

Just for giggles. xD )

Thanks for the comments, guys. ^_^