The Energon Pub

Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:34 pm

Hey, I never said that I was going to crank all of these brats out mind you :-x

. Anything over 3 kids will end up being adopted ones.

*stomach grumbles at the smell of cooking meat in cheese sauce* That reminds me, I need to check on the ground beef I set out a while ago for spaghetti...

Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:16 pm

Glad to hear that. Now on that note:

*sets 15 live cougars loose in the local orphanage*

Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:40 pm

*millions of UWs come running out of an orphanage*

where do you think i was holding them :sad:

edit: just found out im moving to missouri, im gonna miss Pennsylvania

Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:53 pm

Only one way to take care of undead waffles ::pulls out a waffle iron and a bottle of Aunt Jemima::

Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:56 pm

everybody knows you don't put syrup on waffles, only jelly

Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:08 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Glad to hear that. Now on that note:

*sets 15 live cougars loose in the local orphanage*

*prays PW just sent desperate middle-aged women his way and goes outside of the orphanage with arms wide open*

Come to me my lovelies!

*5 minutes later, Locust is a clawed-up mess on the floor of the orphanage.*

Randy: Guess those were ACTUAL cougars, weren't they?

Guess again. See my giant smile? The one that's about 3 feet away from my head? ow...

News Credits: 2 · Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:14 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:everybody knows you don't put syrup on waffles, only jelly

What kind of insane, twisted alternate universe do you come from where people don't put syrup on waffles?!

Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:27 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:everybody knows you don't put syrup on waffles, only jelly

What kind of insane, twisted alternate universe do you come from where people don't put syrup on waffles?!

Northeastern Pennsylvania, scary i know

Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:57 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:everybody knows you don't put syrup on waffles, only jelly

What kind of insane, twisted alternate universe do you come from where people don't put syrup on waffles?!

Northeastern Pennsylvania, scary i know

you're not alone. I'd rather have my waffles plain, no syrup, jelly, or other sweet toppings. Butter at the most. I'm the same way about my pancakes.

Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:10 pm

now that is creepy

News Credits: 2 · Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:13 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:you're not alone. I'd rather have my waffles plain, no syrup, jelly, or other sweet toppings. Butter at the most. I'm the same way about my pancakes.

...

...Man, I don't even know you anymore. This is a madhouse! A MAAAADHOUUUUSE!

Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:32 pm

scratch that, this frozen yogurt (literally) im eating is creepy

Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:54 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:scratch that, this frozen yogurt (literally) im eating is creepy

Creepy? I like to drink A1 sauce. Serious, I can guzzle the stuff down. But my dad holds the record for creepy foods: Mayo, pickles, M&Ms, and peanut butter sandwiches.

Sorry I'm not on as much, been trying to pin down the rules to Hackmaster. Not getting parts of it, it's nothing like 3rd ed DnD.

Also been reading a lot of Knights of the Dinner Table comics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzWd0ei ... re=related

Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:46 pm

now that is just disturbing

Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:51 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:now that is just disturbing

just now figuring that out?

Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:14 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:I like to drink A1 sauce. Serious, I can guzzle the stuff down. But my dad holds the record for creepy foods: Mayo, pickles, M&Ms, and peanut butter sandwiches.

Hey all right, another sauce drinker! Glad I'm not the only one who likes to do that! (I usually lick from the bottle like a mouse, though...don't ask, I guess it's to savor it, I dunno #-o

). When I was younger it used to be all about soy sauce, then I went to Worcestershire sauce, and now I'm stuck on BBQ and steak sauce (that reminds me, I'm almost out...*puts on grocery list*). BTW, that sammich combo actually sounds pretty dang good right now...I'd settle for a giant pickle with some ketchup with a little sugar, though ^_^

Also been reading a lot of Knights of the Dinner Table comics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzWd0ei ... re=related

I think I've seen that before...*goes to look again anyway, as it sounds awesome*

And UW...good luck on the move! *just realizes she almost stepped on a mini-UW* >_>...*points at it* Hey, is it all right if I adopt him? He's be a great zombie-bunny keeper (my bunnies don't eat waffles...the only rally sweet thing they'll eat is carrot cake o.0')

Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:21 pm

yes you can have it, but beware because it plays evil pranks on people

Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:48 pm

That's why I'm keeping it outside with the zombie-bunnies (don't worry, it'll have a shed to sleep in if it wants, but still...) *throws it a piece of chicken* Here you go, you look hungry. Now what should I name you--A-ha! I'm name you Loki! OK Loki, let's take you over here to meet the bunnies...*lets him have fun with his new friends*

...BTW, how'd you end up with literal frozen yogurt anyhoo UW? o.0'

Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:03 pm

i took some regular yogurt and stuck it in the freezer, the roof of my mouth feels as though i took a hot potato and wedged it in my mouth

Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:10 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:i took some regular yogurt and stuck it in the freezer, the roof of my mouth feels as though i took a hot potato and wedged it in my mouth

somehow, I don't think this qualifies as Frozen Yogurt, all evidence to the contrary.

I'm just happy to keep my candy bars in the freezer. Frozen snickers is very satisfying.

Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:23 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:i took some regular yogurt and stuck it in the freezer, the roof of my mouth feels as though i took a hot potato and wedged it in my mouth

Yikes, not fun! I did that once when I stuck an oatmeal pie in the freezer. I thought it would end up like some sort of cheap ice cream sandwich. Nope, ended up like some crunchy cookie would if someone set on the dashboard for a few days in the middle of winter XP.

And Happy Locust, I agree: Frozen Snickers are AWESOME! But not as awesome as a frozen Hershey bar with milk =P~

Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:53 am

Undead Waffles wrote:i took some regular yogurt and stuck it in the freezer, the roof of my mouth feels as though i took a hot potato and wedged it in my mouth

yogurt is the evil universe version of Ice cream.

don't ask how I know.

Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:48 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:i took some regular yogurt and stuck it in the freezer, the roof of my mouth feels as though i took a hot potato and wedged it in my mouth

yogurt is the evil universe version of Ice cream.

don't ask how I know.

Because your eating something thats alive...... :twisted:

Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:03 am

Hooray for eating living bacteria! Some of the world's delicacies are best when they're still alive and raw, like clams :grin:

(or, if you're willing to believe my head zombie-bunny Porkins, Randy o.0)

Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:11 pm

Moonshatter wrote:Hooray for eating living bacteria! Some of the world's delicacies are best when they're still alive and raw, like clams (or, if you're willing to believe my head zombie-bunny Porkins, Randy o.0)

Porkins! What have you done to Porkins!? not that I'm angry i'm curious.