The Energon Pub

[Name_Violation]

if only i had a failwhale pic...

[Shadowman]

that was the tiny toons theme

looney toons went "overature, dim the lights. this is it ith night of nights, we're thru rehearsing and hearsing the part. We know every part by heart..."

The Looney Toons theme didn't have lyrics.

[Name_Violation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN3bkgLZqAQ

apparently i was thinking of the bugs bunny and tweety show

[Psycho Warrior]

if only i had a failwhale pic...

You win pot brownie points for finding a picture relating to one of GWAR's songs.

"Saving the whales is an agenda for some. Nuking them sits well with me!"

[Name_Violation]

You win pot brownie points for finding a picture relating to one of GWAR's songs.

"Saving the whales is an agenda for some. Nuking them sits well with me!"

favorite points. and brownies. and a great band.

[SoundMaster1]

if only i had a failwhale pic...

You win pot brownie points for finding a picture relating to one of GWAR's songs.

"Saving the whales is an agenda for some. Nuking them sits well with me!"

Ah, GWAR....I like their "School's Out" cover.

[Psycho Warrior]

if only i had a failwhale pic...

You win pot brownie points for finding a picture relating to one of GWAR's songs.

"Saving the whales is an agenda for some. Nuking them sits well with me!"

Ah, GWAR....I like their "School's Out" cover.

Alice Cooper said it was cool. You wanna listen to free GWAR songs you go to Chainsr on youtube. the guy's got 9 albums up for people to listen to. Rendezvous with Ragnarok and We Kill Everything are among my favorite albums. Right amount of disturbing material and comedy.

[Jar Axel]

*Sends an elevator to the top floor and jams open the door*

Hey Randy wana try elevator diving?


Randy: Ok
*Randy runs up to the elevator shaft jumps shouting "WEEEE" as he falls*

[Wheelimus Prime]

ooh i wanna try

*jumps down elevator shaft and slams down on a metal pipe*

wait how did randy make it to the bottom

*looks down to see there are shredded randy chunks everywhere, begins playing "Taps" on random trumpet*

[Psycho Warrior]

ooh i wanna try

*jumps down elevator shaft and slams down on a metal pipe*

wait how did randy make it to the bottom

*looks down to see there are shredded randy chunks everywhere, begins playing "Taps" on random trumpet*

Do you mind? This is my new apartment/office. And who threw randy chunks all over my desk!?

[Jar Axel]

*Grabs a buckett of Randy chunks and rains them down on PW*

Randys to the processor; I need more chunks!

[Psycho Warrior]

*Grabs a buckett of Randy chunks and rains them down on PW*

Randys to the processor; I need more chunks!

chunks? I prefer paste.

[The Happy Locust]

*Grabs a buckett of Randy chunks and rains them down on PW*

Randys to the processor; I need more chunks!

chunks? I prefer paste.

*holds up a peanut butter jar labeled "RANDI"*

Do you prefer your Randi to be creamy or chunky?

[Psycho Warrior]

*Grabs a buckett of Randy chunks and rains them down on PW*

Randys to the processor; I need more chunks!

chunks? I prefer paste.

*holds up a peanut butter jar labeled "RANDI"*

Do you prefer your Randi to be creamy or chunky?

Creamy, with new extra butt.

[Wheelimus Prime]

hey guys, i found the beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

*walks in, looks around and sees its infested with randies*

nevermind, it aint really all that important

[The Happy Locust]

hey guys, i found the beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

*walks in, looks around and sees its infested with randies*

nevermind, it aint really all that important

"Oh, there are the coffee mugs."

[Psycho Warrior]

hey guys, i found the beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

*walks in, looks around and sees its infested with randies*

nevermind, it aint really all that important

"Oh, there are the coffee mugs."

The hollowed out randy skulls have a million and one purposes.

[The Happy Locust]

hey guys, i found the beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

*walks in, looks around and sees its infested with randies*

nevermind, it aint really all that important

"Oh, there are the coffee mugs."

The hollowed out randy skulls have a million and one purposes.

Does anyone else hear the music playing in the beyond section?

"I was going to the kitchen for some golden grahams and I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension where I was abducted by some aliens who kinda looked like Jamie Fahr."

Eerie.

[Psycho Warrior]

The hollowed out randy skulls have a million and one purposes.

Does anyone else hear the music playing in the beyond section?

"I was going to the kitchen for some golden grahams and I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension where I was abducted by some aliens who kinda looked like Jamie Fahr."

Eerie.

You mean they had long noses and were dressed in dresses?

[Name_Violation]

hey guys, i found the beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

*walks in, looks around and sees its infested with randies*

nevermind, it aint really all that important

"Oh, there are the coffee mugs."

The hollowed out randy skulls have a million and one purposes.

Does anyone else hear the music playing in the beyond section?

"I was going to the kitchen for some golden grahams and I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension where I was abducted by some aliens who kinda looked like Jamie Fahr."

Eerie.

after we were done scooping out your internal organs and taking some polaroids we said you were a dard good sport and offered to transport you back to any point in history you would wish to go. he choose last weekso he could pay his phone bill on time,.

[The Happy Locust]

hey guys, i found the beyond section of Bed, Bath, & Beyond

*walks in, looks around and sees its infested with randies*

nevermind, it aint really all that important

"Oh, there are the coffee mugs."

The hollowed out randy skulls have a million and one purposes.

Does anyone else hear the music playing in the beyond section?

"I was going to the kitchen for some golden grahams and I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension where I was abducted by some aliens who kinda looked like Jamie Fahr."

Eerie.

after we were done scooping out your internal organs and taking some polaroids we said you were a dard good sport and offered to transport you back to any point in history you would wish to go. he choose last weekso he could pay his phone bill on time,.

HE'S READING MY MIND! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY...

Wait, that's not my head. Get out of there. OKay, now you're in my head. Continuing...

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Name_Violation]

but your head has the best coffee in town.

but i don't like coffee, so i spent the day making crank calls to burma.

sorry about the bill

[Wheelimus Prime]

but your head has the best coffee in town.

but i don't like coffee, so i spent the day making crank calls to burma.

sorry about the bill

you...did...WHAT!?!?!

*arm folds open to reveal a mangled mess of a weapon, fires it at N_V, he then goes flying across the office*

i'm charged 99c a minute

[The Happy Locust]

but your head has the best coffee in town.

but i don't like coffee, so i spent the day making crank calls to burma.

sorry about the bill

you...did...WHAT!?!?!

*arm folds open to reveal a mangled mess of a weapon, fires it at N_V, he then goes flying across the office*

i'm charged 99c a minute

What's that he put in my ear?

*Locust tugs at a piece of paper in his ear. Keeps tugging on it, pulling out a surprisingly long sheet of paper. The paper keeps coming until Locust is finally chest deep in a paper trail. With the end nowhere in sight, Locust gives up and starts reading what he's already pulled out.*

Wow, those bills really do add up.

[Shadowman]

but your head has the best coffee in town.

but i don't like coffee, so i spent the day making crank calls to burma.

sorry about the bill

you...did...WHAT!?!?!

*arm folds open to reveal a mangled mess of a weapon, fires it at N_V, he then goes flying across the office*

i'm charged 99c a minute

What's that he put in my ear?

*Locust tugs at a piece of paper in his ear. Keeps tugging on it, pulling out a surprisingly long sheet of paper. The paper keeps coming until Locust is finally chest deep in a paper trail. With the end nowhere in sight, Locust gives up and starts reading what he's already pulled out.*

Wow, those bills really do add up.

And that's just the telephone bill. You don't want to see the cable bill. We watch a lot of pay-per-view.