The Energon Pub

[Shadowman]

every way?

*beats randy to death with a peanut*

now you have died by peanut

We did that summer of '06. Keep trying, eventually you may discover a new way to kill him, perhaps.

[Wheelimus Prime]

gets spud---no we did that

reaches for---naw did that too

i got it:

*jumps into a shark tank and gets mauled*

save me, oh! my arm aw crap!!

*grabs a question mark and beats randy to death*

[Psycho Warrior]

We hanged him with his own question mark in 07 and then beat him with exclamation points. try again

[Wheelimus Prime]

*grabs Ultimate Nulifier*

i have no idea what it does, but according to fantastic four; it nulifies something ultimately

*shoots randy with it until he has been nulified*

im gonna guess that means he's dead

[Shadowman]

*grabs Ultimate Nulifier*

i have no idea what it does, but according to fantastic four; it nulifies something ultimately

*shoots randy with it until he has been nulified*

im gonna guess that means he's dead

As if we haven't done THAT before.

By the way, the Ultimate Nullifier is a weapon capable of destroying any target and, if the user isn't focused, the user. It's the only weapon Galactus fears, kind of like Unicron and the Matrix.

[Wheelimus Prime]

*sets pet flees on randy and pushes him out of the hovercraft with a chunk of metal tied to him*

the flees are more of a deterrent, should he escape; which isn't likely because he is a randy

[Jar Axel]

*sets pet flees on randy and pushes him out of the hovercraft with a chunk of metal tied to him*

the flees are more of a deterrent, should he escape; which isn't likely because he is a randy

O come on that old cliche? You can do better than that.



*Skewers Randy with a molepod from the 09 JOE movie*

[Wheelimus Prime]

I didnt wanna have to do this, i even told randy i did not wanna have to do it, but you forced me to use Number 11 aka IT

*grabs a bowl of IT and force feeds it to a fish*

now on with killing randy * tears randy's left ball off and starts beating him with it*

*then proceeds to letting 10 morbidly obiese people use him as a chair. picks up the not yet dead remains and shoves them up hitlers ass*

if that doesnt kill him then i am fresh out of ideas

[Jar Axel]

Been there done that....


Your not even trying are you?


*Shoves Randy out the door of a Cobra Gunship 5,000 feet up*

[Psycho Warrior]

Been there done that....


Your not even trying are you?


*Shoves Randy out the door of a Cobra Gunship 5,000 feet up*

Yeah, he's not even trying now.

*shoves randy's face against a moving subway train at the station. Messily removing his face and half his skull*

[Wheelimus Prime]

*ties randy up to a stake and plsy opra next to him*

*beats randy to death with a flaming canary*

*teaches randy "are you a hooker" in spanish and tells him it means "which way to mexico city"*

*sends randy into the cloner and presses the clone button*

*crushes randy with a snail*

*sends randy to australia*

* forces randy to listen to heavy metal for 150 years*

[Shadowman]

*ties randy up to a stake and plsy opra next to him*

*beats randy to death with a flaming canary*

*teaches randy "are you a hooker" in spanish and tells him it means "which way to mexico city"*

*sends randy into the cloner and presses the clone button*

*crushes randy with a snail*

*sends randy to australia*

* forces randy to listen to heavy metal for 150 years*

Ah, I remember that. August 14th, 2006. One crazy-ass day.

[Wheelimus Prime]

i quit!

*eats two randies and is immedently hospitalized*

[Psycho Warrior]

i quit!

*eats two randies and is immedently hospitalized*

That's what you get for eating my godzilla bait.

[SoundMaster1]

*shoves a space worm down Randy's throat and ducks for cover*

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[Psycho Warrior]

*shoves a space worm down Randy's throat and ducks for cover*

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I prefer using one of those worms from Star trek 2.

[Halo]

*shoves a space worm down Randy's throat and ducks for cover*

Note:For those this message confuses, follow this link.

I prefer using one of those worms from Star trek 2.

And I enjoy the worms that I can put into a person. They wreak havoc in such a fun and different way.









But in the end, after the worm has grown to big proportions, then they just get icky.

[Wheelimus Prime]

i prefer tapeworms, sh!tting those suckers out at full-aize hurts

[Psycho Warrior]

i prefer tapeworms, sh!tting those suckers out at full-aize hurts

Mine send me christmas cards, they miss their old home.

[Wheelimus Prime]

that is the funniest thing i have read all day

[Psycho Warrior]

that is the funniest thing i have read all day

I do my best. Now if you don't mind I have a baby in the oven and those things burn so easily...

[Wheelimus Prime]

cooking another one?

i thought you lost your sense of taste a while ago

[Jar Axel]

It's the principle of it; gotta do it for the principle

[Psycho Warrior]

It's the principle of it; gotta do it for the principle

exactly. ... that and cooking them seems to keep them from getting all screamy after the first bite.

[Wheelimus Prime]

im fairly certain not cooking them through all the way can get you thrown in jail