The Energon Pub

[Halo]

not what i had planned * UW grabs chainsaw to trim the hedges, trips on randy head and sends the chainsaw going through his crotch*


strained: call an ambulance

Or you could just ask Locust if you can borrow his sewing kit

*is over in the corner sewing his arm back on from his latest pogo accident*

Ow... ow... ow... NERVE! ow... ow...

Ah, pain and misery. Just what I'm feeling right now, and just the cure as well.

[Blastback]

You wnat me to start rigging up the bullseyes on our backs?

[Halo]

You wnat me to start rigging up the bullseyes on our backs?

Nah, I'll spare y'all for now. But thank for offering

[Blastback]

You wnat me to start rigging up the bullseyes on our backs?

Nah, I'll spare y'all for now. But thank for offering

Anytime. *Proceeds to wonder back to his office whacking himself in the head with a mallet*

[Wheelimus Prime]

* walks back to his own office with a french nurse (jealous) carrying to random metal balls*

wow these new paper weights should really give people to talk about

[Psycho Warrior]

* walks back to his own office with a french nurse (jealous) carrying to random metal balls*

wow these new paper weights should really give people to talk about

Robot jim can no longer have kids... *takes off his hat in respect*

[Wheelimus Prime]

those robo-balls were not from robot jim, these were *pulls out two tiny specs of iron shavings*

[Psycho Warrior]

those robo-balls were not from robot jim, these were *pulls out two tiny specs of iron shavings*

surprising that a 50 foot mechanical maintron would have roball that small but I didn't build him. ... or maybe it was the steroids.

[Wheelimus Prime]

that confuses me all the time when i think about it *checks self into a Psyciatris (sp)*

[The Happy Locust]

*for no reason, we focus on the door to the bathroom.*

...

*clank...*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

...

WHY WOULD SOMEONE HIDE A BEARTRAP THERE!?

*clank...*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

correction, TWO beartraps.

[Jar Axel]

So your the one whos been taking all the toilet paper; I should have known.

[Blastback]

*for no reason, we focus on the door to the bathroom.*

...

*clank...*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

...

WHY WOULD SOMEONE HIDE A BEARTRAP THERE!?

*clank...*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

correction, TWO beartraps.

Ouch. Dare I ask where exactly those beartraps where located?

[Wheelimus Prime]

why do i suspect another pair of ro-balls will be joining the "Neutered Hall of Infamy"

[The Happy Locust]

why do i suspect another pair of ro-balls will be joining the "Neutered Hall of Infamy"

Luckily, no. But my poor cheeks...

[Wheelimus Prime]

why do i suspect another pair of ro-balls will be joining the "Neutered Hall of Infamy"

Luckily, no. But my poor cheeks...

i still have that french nurse if you would like to see her *crawls back into tombstone*

[Shadowman]

why do i suspect another pair of ro-balls will be joining the "Neutered Hall of Infamy"

Luckily, no. But my poor cheeks...

i still have that french nurse if you would like to see her *crawls back into tombstone*

French Nurse? You sure you don't mean French maid? Because there's no difference between French and American nurses.

[The Happy Locust]

why do i suspect another pair of ro-balls will be joining the "Neutered Hall of Infamy"

Luckily, no. But my poor cheeks...

i still have that french nurse if you would like to see her *crawls back into tombstone*

French Nurse? You sure you don't mean French maid? Because there's no difference between French and American nurses.

There's a razor joke here, but I'm too brain-damaged to think of it.

*camera pans up, revealing beartrap clamped on Locust's skull*

[Shadowman]

There's a razor joke here, but I'm too brain-damaged to think of it.

*camera pans up, revealing beartrap clamped on Locust's skull*

You know, I go to the hunting store, and the guy says, "No, we're out of bear traps, sorry." And then, somehow, someone did EXACTLY what I planned to do! Who stole my plans? Now fess up, or I'm gonna start putting stink bait everywhere.

[Wheelimus Prime]

why do i suspect another pair of ro-balls will be joining the "Neutered Hall of Infamy"

Luckily, no. But my poor cheeks...

i still have that french nurse if you would like to see her *crawls back into tombstone*

French Nurse? You sure you don't mean French maid? Because there's no difference between French and American nurses.

there is a difference, one doubles as a museuse(sp)

[Jar Axel]

There's a razor joke here, but I'm too brain-damaged to think of it.

*camera pans up, revealing beartrap clamped on Locust's skull*

You know, I go to the hunting store, and the guy says, "No, we're out of bear traps, sorry." And then, somehow, someone did EXACTLY what I planned to do! Who stole my plans? Now fess up, or I'm gonna start putting stink bait everywhere.

Well what did you expect me to do? He kept stealing all the toilet paper.

[The Happy Locust]

There's a razor joke here, but I'm too brain-damaged to think of it.

*camera pans up, revealing beartrap clamped on Locust's skull*

You know, I go to the hunting store, and the guy says, "No, we're out of bear traps, sorry." And then, somehow, someone did EXACTLY what I planned to do! Who stole my plans? Now fess up, or I'm gonna start putting stink bait everywhere.

Well what did you expect me to do? He kept stealing all the toilet paper.

*Locust stumbles by, covered head-to-toe by clamped beartraps*

Where do these keep coming from?

*snap!*

Mousetraps too? Oh come on...

[Jar Axel]

There's a razor joke here, but I'm too brain-damaged to think of it.

*camera pans up, revealing beartrap clamped on Locust's skull*

You know, I go to the hunting store, and the guy says, "No, we're out of bear traps, sorry." And then, somehow, someone did EXACTLY what I planned to do! Who stole my plans? Now fess up, or I'm gonna start putting stink bait everywhere.

Well what did you expect me to do? He kept stealing all the toilet paper.

*Locust stumbles by, covered head-to-toe by clamped beartraps*

Where do these keep coming from?

*snap!*

Mousetraps too? Oh come on...

I got a package deal..... You haven't even found the big one yet

[The Happy Locust]

There's a razor joke here, but I'm too brain-damaged to think of it.

*camera pans up, revealing beartrap clamped on Locust's skull*

You know, I go to the hunting store, and the guy says, "No, we're out of bear traps, sorry." And then, somehow, someone did EXACTLY what I planned to do! Who stole my plans? Now fess up, or I'm gonna start putting stink bait everywhere.

Well what did you expect me to do? He kept stealing all the toilet paper.

*Locust stumbles by, covered head-to-toe by clamped beartraps*

Where do these keep coming from?

*snap!*

Mousetraps too? Oh come on...

I got a package deal..... You haven't even found the big one yet

*We hear a large snap in the distance. Randy's decapitated head rolls by*

Looks like someone found it.

[Wheelimus Prime]

how...? society is gettin to wierd for me these days

[Tristar]

*stands on the ceiling* Wierd is in the eyes of the beholder. *drinks mint tea*