The Energon Pub

Fri May 15, 2009 11:36 pm

gimmie yer best shot *trips over some inconveintly placed jars of zombie-desease spreading bunnies*

at least the jar didnt break * jars instantly shatter*

well at least the bunnies are contained in this building * the sound of bunnies drilling through concrete can be heard in backround*

dont worry it will take weeks for them to get out *random man screams after bunnies bite his buttocks*

RUN!!!

Sat May 16, 2009 12:49 am

*goes back to my box to lay down, bubonic saturdays always make me feel all... plague-y *

Tue May 19, 2009 12:23 am

*gets startled awake, falls off her chair, and squeaks as she bounces off of a box* ...ow--WTF?! *looks around at the pathogen-infested madness* Great, did my zombie bunnies escape again? *hears a nasty-sounding noise that sounds suspiciously like a zombie bunny burp* Ah, slag! *mutters* People really gotta learn to watch where they're going a little better, I even put a "do not get near these jars" sign up! #-o

*sighs and grabs her anti-zombie bunny gear (which consists of a pair of purple oven mitts, a black motorcycle helmet that says "Bite Me" in big red letters on the sides, and a carrot dipped in steak juice on a string tied to her tail in case she needs bait)* All right, where did--GOTCHA! *grabs a zombie bunny off of some guy's backside and sticks the stinker in a metal container, then sees all the rest spread out into the streets* ...Great, I have one saved, but the rest...Oh bugger, this is going to take a while #-o

. I guess I could set out some flame traps for the other ones...Such a pity though, the little buggers would've been great pets with enough tranquilizers :cry:

*shrugs* Ah well, I can always start from scratch...*goes to setting the traps*

Wed May 20, 2009 7:49 pm

perhaps i should have told you that bunnies can multiply very fast and zombie-bunnies are no exception *looks around to see two zombie bunnies fall into a trashcan and 18 climb out of it*

:?:

Thu May 21, 2009 1:54 am

Undead Waffles wrote:perhaps i should have told you that bunnies can multiply very fast and zombie-bunnies are no exception *looks around to see two zombie bunnies fall into a trashcan and 18 climb out of it*

Sadly Z-bunnies are slightly too rotten to make hot dogs otherwise I'd be eating this month.

Thu May 21, 2009 2:05 am

Your just not cooking them long enough...

*takes out a belt fed automatic shotgun*

I wonder if I should try this magneasium buckshot out on Locust before I start roasting bunnies.

Thu May 21, 2009 12:46 pm

Guess who's on Summer Break? I am!!! And making a roaring comeback to these boards. Cuz school sucked away all my free time.

News Credits: 2 · Thu May 21, 2009 1:58 pm

Halo wrote:Guess who's on Summer Break? I am!!! And making a roaring comeback to these boards. Cuz school sucked away all my free time.

I've been on summer break since 2007. This right here? This is the good life.

Thu May 21, 2009 2:42 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Halo wrote:Guess who's on Summer Break? I am!!! And making a roaring comeback to these boards. Cuz school sucked away all my free time.

I've been on summer break since 2007. This right here? This is the good life.

It's the life to the lifetime of saying "You want fries with that?"

Thu May 21, 2009 5:40 pm

Halo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Halo wrote:Guess who's on Summer Break? I am!!! And making a roaring comeback to these boards. Cuz school sucked away all my free time.

I've been on summer break since 2007. This right here? This is the good life.

It's the life to the lifetime of saying "You want fries with that?"

ouch, lucky you, I have summer classes, but they're short ones so I'll still have time for posting!

Fri May 22, 2009 1:21 am

*PW crawls out of his box, and disgusted by the light and his shadow he goes back into his box*

Fri May 22, 2009 3:23 am

*looks at Psycho Warrior peeking out of his box, and realizes it was his box she landed on* Aw, now I feel bad...*sees him crawl back in, and decides to skitter a little closer with a bucket of chicken, a bottle of hot sauce (what? You never know! Plus, I think chicken with hot sauce kicks ass >_>') and something to drink, and places it in front of the box, not wanting to get too close to someone named Psycho Warrior

* You look like you need a pick-me-up :mrgreen:

OH! And before I forget...*digs out a pair of sunglasses from her bag, places it next to the bucket* There we go!

Fri May 22, 2009 4:36 am

*Cranks his spot light off of PW on to Moonshatter*

You with the food; Step away from the test subject

Fri May 22, 2009 12:42 pm

*squeaks when she hears the big voice coming out of nowhere, and adjusts her optics to the sudden change of illumination accordingly, looking in the general direction she heard the voice from* What? He looks hungry

...Fine. far be it for me to get in the way of any experiments, especially if they're led by bots who have guns bigger than my body

*backs away slowly, finally taking off her anti-zombie bunny gear (the carrot tied to her tail was starting to smell a little funky anyway), then gets an idea* Hey big bot guy with the spotlight, you hungry? Just curious o.O

EDIT: I may or may not lose my tail in the future. If and when I finish my character's pic, I'll post her on here so you'll know what she looks like ^_^

Fri May 22, 2009 4:27 pm

I'm bored. Entertain me.

Fri May 22, 2009 5:14 pm

Halo wrote:I'm bored. Entertain me.

It's Loc-Yue's time to shine.

*Locust runs off and returns riding a unicycle, juggling chainsaws and live fish, wearing clownshoes, a thong, a bikini top, a Richard Nixon Mask, all while whistling the theme song from Night Rider*

This is just me killing time. The entertainment starts later.

Fri May 22, 2009 7:33 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm bored. Entertain me.

It's Loc-Yue's time to shine.

*Locust runs off and returns riding a unicycle, juggling chainsaws and live fish, wearing clownshoes, a thong, a bikini top, a Richard Nixon Mask, all while whistling the theme song from Night Rider*

This is just me killing time. The entertainment starts later.

Haha. Love it.

Sat May 23, 2009 1:18 pm

*walks into bedroom to notice what looks like clownshoes, chainsaws and a fish head*

Honey, get the shotgun those locusts are entertaining the masses again, an why is my thong out on the floor

Sat May 23, 2009 8:48 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*walks into bedroom to notice what looks like clownshoes, chainsaws and a fish head*

Honey, get the shotgun those locusts are entertaining the masses again, an why is my thong out on the floor

Any pain you intend to inflict could not possibly compare to what I just experienced performing my act. Mainly because no one told me the unicycle was missing a seat.

Sat May 23, 2009 8:57 pm

*holds shotgun to Locusts head, shoots gun*

Ow my eye, call an ambulance

Sat May 23, 2009 9:27 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*walks into bedroom to notice what looks like clownshoes, chainsaws and a fish head*

Honey, get the shotgun those locusts are entertaining the masses again, an why is my thong out on the floor

Any pain you intend to inflict could not possibly compare to what I just experienced performing my act. Mainly because no one told me the unicycle was missing a seat.

*Uses a 20 foot graber arm to drop the seat into an incinerator*

Sat May 23, 2009 10:26 pm

see locust, i spared you a really dirty joke there

Sun May 24, 2009 3:12 am

Halo wrote:I'm bored. Entertain me.

*does a little dance while performing open heart surgery on myself for pocket change*

You gotta beg big in this town.

Sun May 24, 2009 10:42 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm bored. Entertain me.

*does a little dance while performing open heart surgery on myself for pocket change*

You gotta beg big in this town.

Have a cookie.