Well... did it anyway.
* Sounds like someone read a lot of Mark Twain when he was stranded on Cybertron.
-- [referring to Shockwave speaking about how word of his demise had been greatly premature]* Cliffjumper became Arcee's partner when they landed on Earth. In season one, Starscream turned him into a Terrorcon using Dark Energon.
* The Sea of Rust isn't the best place to try surfing for the first time. The wipeouts are brutal.
* Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.
-- [referring to Shockwave asking why Starscream left him behind on Cybertron]* If Decepticons were capable of sweating, Starscream would be soaked right about now.
-- [refering to Starscream trying to convince Shockwave that no one knew he had survived the space bridge ordeal]* A dislocated landing gear can sideline a Decepticon for an entire season.
* Megatron is very big on org charts.
-- [referring to Megatron assigning different job titles to his troops]* Jack hasn't worked many shifts at the K/O Drive-In since the Decepticons blew up Jasper.
* Arcee's Autobot yoga regimen includes such positions as the "Downward-Facing Bot" and the "Half Rotors Pose".
-- [referring to Arcee's body stretches after she transformed]* 7 Autobots + 3 Humans X 100 = 1000 Decepticons.
-- [Jack said the Cons outnumber them 100 to 1]* Just in time for the reunion tour.
-- [Jack hoped to get the Autobots "back together"]* This photo of Ratchet is based on the infamous--and ultimately fake -- home movie of Bigfoot filmed by Roger Patterson in 1967.
-- the photo of Ratchet Raf and Starscream find online]* Megatron's citadel is reportedly one of the largest polluters in the state of Nevada.
* Toptimus Primate.
-- [the dancing top-hatted monkey Raf replaced the above photo with]* A good way to clean up Autobot fluid spill? Kitty litter. It's very absorbent.
* The Wreckers are an Autobot commando unit, often called on when there's nothing to lose. Definitely more 'doers' than 'thinkers'.
* A Cortical-Psychic Patch allows a Transformer to extract information from another Transformer's memories. At least that's what it's supposed to do.
* And you know: Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
-- [Vehicon: "Wake up, Wrecker. Time to smelt."]* 'Screamy' may have been Starscream's nickname at Con Scout Camp when he was a kid.
-- [Wheeljack: "Where's 'Screamy'?"]* Falling is really just flying downward and out of control.
* Shockwave just totally sold Starscream out.
--[Shockwave remarked how Wheeljack hasn't been the only prisoner Starscream has ever lost]* Starscream's tracking devices also come in blue, red, and other fashionable colors. Perfect for any outfit.
* If Ratchet doesn't power down for at least eight hours every night he's very cranky in the morning. Then again, he's cranky most of the time.
* Har-Bin-Ger -
Noun (Här-Ben-Jer): One that presages or foreshadows what is to come. In many cases of doom.
* Stalactites "hold tight" to the ceiling. Stalagmites "might" grow taller from the ground over time.
* Combing through microns is extremely time intensive. They're very small.
-- [Smokescreen combed through every micron of the Autobots' base looking for remains of Ratchet's equipment to fix Optimus]* The Forge of Solus Prime is a Cybertronian artifact that can only be wielded by a Prime.
* Early morning dew often leaves dirty spots on Autobots when it evaporates.
* Wheeljack's engine hums because it doesn't know the words.
-- [Bulkhead recognized the hum of Wheejack's engine]* That might leave a dent.
-- [Bulkhead hugged/squeezed Wheeljack]* As far as Wheeljack is concerned, Miko earned an official spot with the Wreckers when she went head to head with Hardshell, the Insecticon.
* If you find yourself with a dimwit, it might be time to change the bulb.
-- [Starscream called Wheeljack a dimwit]* Sudden landings on hard ground really do a number on Decepticon knees.
* Say 'toy boat' five times fast. Harder than you thought, huh?
-- [referring to the log with a grenade on it floating down the river like a toy boat]* This is why you should always give Wheeljack good treats on Halloween.
-- [Wheeljack tricked Starscream]* Hope he washed his hands after that.
-- [referring to Wheeljack having poked around under his hood]* Raf is also Jasper, Nevada's resident dance video game expert.
-- [Raf pressed the buttons on the Harbinger's control panel with his feet, DDR style]* Transducers convert one form of energy to another. Straight energon has quite a kick.
-- [Ratchet: "You're miscalibrating the energon transducer."]* Optimus gave Jack the Key to Vector Sigma back in season one. That's when we learned that Earth formed with a sleeping Unicron at its core. He didn't like being woken up.
* Ultra Magnus has been a powerful Autobot lieutenant since the original Transformers series in the 80's.
* This is CNA, the Cybertronian version of DNA.
* All Cybertronian life, down to the smallest Scraplet, is encoded with CNA.
* Shockwave's discovery is quite a bit larger than a Scraplet.
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