by Dead Metal » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:56 pm
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Anyone read Darth Vader #1 by Marvel?
Comixology is currently having a buy 1 get 1 free sale on Marvel, so I got comics I wanted anyway and got that as a way of exploiting the sale.
As an essentially free comic it was good, but I have to say it'S not really worth the almost 5 dollars they're charging for it.
I have a couple of problems with it, mostly those that are inherent with comics like this, the kind that'S based on movies and tries to tell events that happened during that time.
To get one semi unimportant problem out of the way, Boba Fett. The comic once again tries to establish Boba Fett as a super professional badass. He even says that the only way he'll fail is if Darth Vader pays him to fail. He even has a new black Wooky sidekick, who I believe will die before the story is over.
OK, on to the more important problems. It feels pointless. That's it really, just kinda pointless. The issue opens with Darth Vader breaking into Jabba's palace, by killing two guards, and then telling a third to bring him to Jabba - or else!
Then Jabba and Vader threaten each other, pointing out that Vader is a day early, implying that they have a sort of business meeting scheduled. Both threaten each other some more, Vader wins the dick measuring by choking Jabba, he then mentions that he has private matters to discuss.
Then the comic cuts to "two days ago".
Here we meet up with Vader getting scolded by Palpy for letting the Rebels blow up the Death Star, and telling him that from now on he'll answer to that guy from VI, you know the one he force chokes after he questions the Force, Palpy says that Choky is the only man with any kind of sense and foresight and that this just proves that Vader is unfit to give commands.
Palpy then meets this cyborg guy and tells Vader to f++k off, because this is grown up talk, and he should go meet Jabba for him, after all that should wake fuzzy feelings of nostalgia for him to return home.
Vader does as he's told, is passive aggressive towards his subordinates.
Then he meets up with Boba Fett, tells him to go get Luke and friends, but without harming them. Black Chewy is sent off to get Palpy's Cyborg friend, so Vader can talk to him, because he doesn't like it when Palpy keeps secrets from him. Cyborg guy can miss a few limbs if Black Chewy wants, as long as he's able to talk.
Then he dismisses Boba and Black Chewy while standing in a settlement of now dead Sandpeople, also the settlement is on fire, while stating that he's finished all the business he had on the planet.
The really, really big thing throughout the comic is that it just seems so pointless, and flawed. This is trying to show us what happened after the end of VI from Vader's point of view and what he did. But it just seems to uninteresting. Vader seems like a brat in this, a brat without authority. It kinda diminishes his badass level he had in the original movies, because when we saw him in those, he just barked commands and or cooked people left and right. Plus he had that awesome voice, which we sadly don't get in this comic.
The art is fantastic though, and the comic's highlight, it's perfect, everything just looks like the original movies, even down to the faces. On top of that it doesn't fall into uncanny valley like many comics that try to look like this, the characters not only look like the actual people, but they also show emotion and natural facial expressions, even Jabba emotes in this.
Vader does kick some major ass, in the beginning when he single-handedly ruins all of Jabba's guys, it's just that the rest kinda undermines all of this and makes him look less badass.
Overall, it's not interesting enough to warrant the high price or keep me reading Star Wars comics.
I gave this a chance even-though I never had an interest in SW comics, and it proved my reservations correct.
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