I had so much fun reading the first discussion, I'd thought I'd see if I could start a new one.
Prime: Cliffjumper, jump that cliff!
Cliffjumper: I...I can't.
Prime: What! But your name is Cliffjumper!
CJ: If I jump I smash into pieces.
Prime: I don't care!
CJ: But Prime!
Prime: What are you, a pussy? Maybe your name should be Pussyjumper. How would you like that?
CJ: Actually I would...
Prime: Shut up!
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by bossbot Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:33 pm
Movie prime: screw the humans, Ironhide! knock down that building to slow the decepticons advance on our position.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Predaprince Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:51 pm
Motto:
""Destruction is the fate of all sentient beings.""
Weapon:
Sonic Rifle
BW Dinobot: (singing) "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout."
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Name_Violation Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:18 pm
Motto:
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon:
Multi-Function Sword
ratchet or wheel jack: turn your head and cough
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by robofreak Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:53 pm
BW Rattrap: "Dinobot's my best friend!"
Burn wrote:robofreak doesn't joke. He's all about the serious business of the internet.
ItIsHim wrote:My closet is filled to the brim with plastic children's toys. For myself
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Saber Prime Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:17 am
Animated Swoop or Snarl: Anything!
Sorry I just had to put that sence it seems like they're never going to get any lines.
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Any Starscream: Finnaly, I'm going to love Megatron and be his second in command!
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G1 Blurr: Attack... the...... Decepticon......... 's............ under............... water.................. base..................... in........................ the........................... Pacific.............................. Ocean................................. now...................................!
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G1 Soundwave: Soundwave superior, Megatron inferior!
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Blackarachnia: I'm an itsy bitsy spider, I'm climbing up the water spout, oh no here comes the rain to wash me out.
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Bumblebee: You mean you can freeze live TV?
Sam: Don't you have anything like that on Cybertron?
Bumblebee: We have Cyvero but it a virus, a horrible horrible computer virus.
Sorry I just had to put that sence it seems like they're never going to get any lines.
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Any Starscream: Finnaly, I'm going to love Megatron and be his second in command!
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G1 Blurr: Attack... the...... Decepticon......... 's............ under............... water.................. base..................... in........................ the........................... Pacific.............................. Ocean................................. now...................................!
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G1 Soundwave: Soundwave superior, Megatron inferior!
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Blackarachnia: I'm an itsy bitsy spider, I'm climbing up the water spout, oh no here comes the rain to wash me out.
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Bumblebee: You mean you can freeze live TV?
Sam: Don't you have anything like that on Cybertron?
Bumblebee: We have Cyvero but it a virus, a horrible horrible computer virus.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by KingScallop Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:28 pm
Motto:
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Weapon:
Laser-Guided Proton Missile Cannons
Hotshot: I would most certainly enjoy some of this fruit preserve.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Name_Violation Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:53 pm
Motto:
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon:
Multi-Function Sword
wheelie-anything that doesn't rhyme
blaster or jazz-turn that down
optimus-transform and go f*** yourself
blaster or jazz-turn that down
optimus-transform and go f*** yourself
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by SentinelA Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:52 pm
Starscream: Please don't hurt me Megatron. I'm sorry I shot at you.
Megatron: I forgive you Starscream. You complete me.
Megatron: I forgive you Starscream. You complete me.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by SentinelA Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:28 pm
This is more of a toy joke. Over the last month I've acquired 25th Anniversary Prime and IPOD Convoy. Here's my thoughts.
25th Prime: I am Optimus Prime.
IPOD Prime: More like Retardimus Prime.
Rodimus Prime: I thought I was Retardimus Prime...
25th Prime: You'll always be Retardimus Prime to me.
25th Prime: I am Optimus Prime.
IPOD Prime: More like Retardimus Prime.
Rodimus Prime: I thought I was Retardimus Prime...
25th Prime: You'll always be Retardimus Prime to me.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Rocketeer Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:50 pm
Megatron:
Let's sit down and discuss our differences in a civilized mannner.
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Optimus Prime:
Take no prisoners. Just kill the buggers.
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Grimlock:
Me Grimlock joker. Him Primacron King!
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Ironhide (Bayverse):
A puppy? How cuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuute!
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Megatron:
Remind me... Why am I trying to take over the universe?
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Starscream:
Wait a minute... Why am I trying to stab Megatron in the back? That's waaaaaaaaaaay too much work.
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Ultra Magnus:
Alright, it's time I came clean. I know that the stories say I'm this great warrior and everything, and - let's face it - I look frickin' awesome. But the truth is: I'm a wimp. Whenever the battles start, I go hide somewhere. When it's over, I pop out of a cave or something and proclaim victory. Then people make stuff up about how valiant I was in battle. It's too easy.
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Unicron:
What do you mean "you eat too much"? I'm not fat! I'm a frickin' planet!
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And the not quite Transformers:
Hasbro/Takara designers:
No more H-Tanks!
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Michael Bay:
No, no, no! There's too many explosions in this film already.
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Michael Bay:
Let's stick to G1 with this character.
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Michael Bay (again):
Let's keep it simple this time.
Let's sit down and discuss our differences in a civilized mannner.
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Optimus Prime:
Take no prisoners. Just kill the buggers.
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Grimlock:
Me Grimlock joker. Him Primacron King!
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Ironhide (Bayverse):
A puppy? How cuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuute!
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Megatron:
Remind me... Why am I trying to take over the universe?
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Starscream:
Wait a minute... Why am I trying to stab Megatron in the back? That's waaaaaaaaaaay too much work.
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Ultra Magnus:
Alright, it's time I came clean. I know that the stories say I'm this great warrior and everything, and - let's face it - I look frickin' awesome. But the truth is: I'm a wimp. Whenever the battles start, I go hide somewhere. When it's over, I pop out of a cave or something and proclaim victory. Then people make stuff up about how valiant I was in battle. It's too easy.
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Unicron:
What do you mean "you eat too much"? I'm not fat! I'm a frickin' planet!
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And the not quite Transformers:
Hasbro/Takara designers:
No more H-Tanks!
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Michael Bay:
No, no, no! There's too many explosions in this film already.
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Michael Bay:
Let's stick to G1 with this character.
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Michael Bay (again):
Let's keep it simple this time.
Sic vis pacem, para bellum.
Autem semper audi alteram partem.
Et facere et pati fortia Autobot est.
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Autem semper audi alteram partem.
Et facere et pati fortia Autobot est.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by X3ROhour Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:26 am
Motto:
""I WILL CUDDLE YOUR SOUL!!""
Weapon:
Three-Bladed Knife
Starsceam:
I will hold these monsters at bay!!!
Save yourself!
I will hold these monsters at bay!!!
Save yourself!
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Name_Violation Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:17 am
Motto:
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon:
Multi-Function Sword
Galvatron and starscream singing why cant we be friends
blur:slow down i didn't catch that
soundwave: i wish i had that on vinyl/ records sound more crisp
skywarp and thundercracker:I wish i was starscream
Rumble:the square of the hypotaneuse...
any of the constructicions: Soundwave, that was quite elloquint
Quintisons: we're sorry, our bad
Unicron: Ive got a tummy ache
blur:slow down i didn't catch that
soundwave: i wish i had that on vinyl/ records sound more crisp
skywarp and thundercracker:I wish i was starscream
Rumble:the square of the hypotaneuse...
any of the constructicions: Soundwave, that was quite elloquint
Quintisons: we're sorry, our bad
Unicron: Ive got a tummy ache
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People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Rocketeer Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:13 pm
Starscream:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
Sic vis pacem, para bellum.
Autem semper audi alteram partem.
Et facere et pati fortia Autobot est.
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Autem semper audi alteram partem.
Et facere et pati fortia Autobot est.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by SentinelA Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:05 pm
Optimus Prime: Megatron, leggo my eggo!
Megatron: What?
Prime: Let go...my...eggo!
Megatron: Oookay.
Megatron: What?
Prime: Let go...my...eggo!
Megatron: Oookay.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Name_Violation Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:18 pm
Motto:
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon:
Multi-Function Sword
megatron: try and touch me lucky charms, i'll blow your @$$ to pieces
ironhide: HAIL COBRA
ironhide: HAIL COBRA
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
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Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Saber Prime Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:32 am
Rocketeer wrote:Starscream:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
Shouldn't that be Animated Optimus Prime?
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Grimpoo Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:46 am
SunStreaker: I'll take that new paintjob in Acrylic Enamel
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Name_Violation Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:21 pm
Motto:
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon:
Multi-Function Sword
dinobot: "pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening pizza at supper time, when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza any time.."
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Uber Galvatron Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:54 pm
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Eject! Operation: cracker consumption.
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Grimlock: Me Grimlock big kisser! Me Grimlock Queen!
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Bonecrusher (Movie): Look at that cute little Puppy! It is SOOOOOO adorable I just want to cuddle him all night long!
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Depth Charge (BW): Time to say goodnight X. and....OH MY GOD A BUG!!!RUN AWAY!!!!
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Unicron: I really need a diet. I mean, have you seen how may calories Lithone has?
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Tarantulas (BW): I feel pretty!
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Motormaster: Mustn't run over Old Lady, mustn't run over school-children, mustn't run over Prime.
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Devastator: How good do you think i would look in pink?
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Primus (Cybertron): Now, If i were God what would i do first?
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Megatron (Armada): FEEL THE POWER OF MY KNEES!!!!!!
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Megatron (movie): I feel pretty!
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The Fallen: Can you turn the heating down? It's BOILING in here!
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Rattrap (BW): We are going to win!
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Grimlock: Me Grimlock big kisser! Me Grimlock Queen!
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Bonecrusher (Movie): Look at that cute little Puppy! It is SOOOOOO adorable I just want to cuddle him all night long!
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Depth Charge (BW): Time to say goodnight X. and....OH MY GOD A BUG!!!RUN AWAY!!!!
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Unicron: I really need a diet. I mean, have you seen how may calories Lithone has?
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Tarantulas (BW): I feel pretty!
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Motormaster: Mustn't run over Old Lady, mustn't run over school-children, mustn't run over Prime.
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Devastator: How good do you think i would look in pink?
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Primus (Cybertron): Now, If i were God what would i do first?
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Megatron (Armada): FEEL THE POWER OF MY KNEES!!!!!!
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Megatron (movie): I feel pretty!
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The Fallen: Can you turn the heating down? It's BOILING in here!
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Rattrap (BW): We are going to win!
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by SentinelA Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:10 pm
In the Ark, BW Transmetal Megatron in Optimus Prime's face.
Megatron: And now Optimus Prime. In memory of the Decepticons, for the glory of the Predicons, for the Cybertron that is...
Optimus Prime claps his hands together smashing Megatron into pieces.
Prime (snore-snorts): Stupid talking insects.
Prime goes back asleep.
Megatron: And now Optimus Prime. In memory of the Decepticons, for the glory of the Predicons, for the Cybertron that is...
Optimus Prime claps his hands together smashing Megatron into pieces.
Prime (snore-snorts): Stupid talking insects.
Prime goes back asleep.
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Valandar Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:45 am
Motto:
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, only that you work to make it full."
Weapon:
Particle Beam Cannon
Animated Sentinel Prime: "Good Lord, Optimus! Thank Primus you're okay! I've been trying to get in touch with you, you've gotten a promotion! I couldn't be prouder of my old buddy."
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Re: Things TF's would never say part 2
Posted by Name_Violation Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:41 pm
Motto:
"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon:
Multi-Function Sword
starscream-can you guys slow down? i'm afraid of heights. thank the matrix megatron had the brilliant for thought to put our base under water. he's soo cool
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People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
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