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shes probably already got a movie deal out..and its titled "Paris...A Prison Bitches Dream.",and its not no rated r film either.this is that sex tape she didn't want anybody seeing.

Σ Prime wrote:

LMAO!!!

I am not really following this as I don't really care about Paris..never thought anything of her save that she's overrated. She did something wrong and she shouldn't get away with it.

Skowl wrote:If Paris Hilton was a Transformers fan, she would collect these guys...

Best Post In Thread.



I wanna play....




...and one I made just for this thread....

You know, right now I don't care if she gets out today . . . just the fact that the judge mindf*cked her so badly makes me incredibly happy.

Hell, even my mom, who plays the piano at her church and bakes cookies for kids, called me up today to laugh at Paris Hilton.

Who gives a damn?

From "Late Nite with Conan O'Brien."

For those too lazy to click a link: They applauded so long, Conan was able to leave the studio, buy a newspaper, get his shoes shined, fix his hair, and get back to his desk (Casually) before the applause ended.

People hate Paris Hilton.

This judge deserves a medal.

I'm wondering is there actually any Paris Hiltons fans or are they mythological creatures like Unicorns.

I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her.

Sure she did the crime, she should do the time... and she's not the greatest person in the world, I don't really think she's too pretty... I just feel bad for her, okay.

Phategod1 wrote:I'm wondering is there actually any Paris Hiltons fans or are they mythological creatures like Unicorns.

i'd google "paris hilton fan club" to find out, but my comp would probably get an std just from running a search on her. besides, paying attention only feeds the beast; if people ignore her, she'll go away. i'm glad she's going to jail, and i can only hope that her childish reaction to actually having to serve her sentence will finally show the deluded little girls that idolize her that she's not cool, she's a spoiled brat. but realistically, i know it'll only make her more sympathetic to her fans, and the media's just going to hype up the story with countdowns to her release and other such nonsense. i really hope i'm wrong, but i have a feeling that hilton's all-out assault on good taste and common sense isn't going to lose any strength from this setback; if anything, it'll get worse.

Philcom wrote:I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her.

Sure she did the crime, she should do the time... and she's not the greatest person in the world, I don't really think she's too pretty... I just feel bad for her, okay.

I don't feel bad for her at all. Not one bit.

I hate the fact that I'm living in a humid apartment working my ass off for a living while Paris Hilton cruises around downtown LA with a suspended license, believing that we should all fall down and worship her.

I hate the fact that veterans have a hard enough time getting decent medical care while Paris Hilton makes remarks like, "I bring entertainment to people's otherwise mundane lives!" Thanks a lot, bitch, I'll remember the next time RPGs are flying at me.

I hate the fact that people will literally report about what she eats for dinner while entire homeless families are picking through garbage cans trying to find something to eat.

Paris Hilton's misery is my sweet, sadistic pleasure, and I'm relishing every f*cking minute of it.

Rot in hell, Paris Hilton. I hate you, the unnecessary excess you stand for, and the vapid "bread and circuses" culture you embody.

Philcom wrote:I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her.

That is a pretty safe bet.



BTW, this thread is hot.

Operation Ravage wrote:

Philcom wrote:I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her.

Sure she did the crime, she should do the time... and she's not the greatest person in the world, I don't really think she's too pretty... I just feel bad for her, okay.

I don't feel bad for her at all. Not one bit.

I hate the fact that I'm living in a humid apartment working my ass off for a living while Paris Hilton cruises around downtown LA with a suspended license, believing that we should all fall down and worship her.

I hate the fact that veterans have a hard enough time getting decent medical care while Paris Hilton makes remarks like, "I bring entertainment to people's otherwise mundane lives!" Thanks a lot, bitch, I'll remember the next time RPGs are flying at me.

I hate the fact that people will literally report about what she eats for dinner while entire homeless families are picking through garbage cans trying to find something to eat.

Paris Hilton's misery is my sweet, sadistic pleasure, and I'm relishing every f*cking minute of it.

Rot in hell, Paris Hilton. I hate you, the unnecessary excess you stand for, and the vapid "bread and circuses" culture you embody.

If I was 21, I'd buy you a beer right now.

I would state something, but I feel my opinions have already been stated by Operation Ravage, CUY'VAL DAR, CB, and others.

Kudos to those of you who despise her existence as much as I do.

She's still a woman and it's not like she killed anyone... I dunno, I just think she should be left alone by the media. Let her go to jail and have a fit in peace. It's the price of stardom I suppose...

Philcom wrote:She's still a woman and it's not like she killed anyone... I dunno, I just think she should be left alone by the media.

No. I'm too petty and angry.

Geekee1 wrote:WooHoo! That is hillarious. "Mommy I'm too rich to be in jail."

I'd laugh myself half to death if she had really said that.

Homer Jay wrote:

Philcom wrote:I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her.

That is a pretty safe bet.



BTW, this thread is hot.

You sir, just won the internet.

Seibertron wrote:LMFAO: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

Thank you for posting this. My Mom and I laughed for 5 minutes.

Operation Ravage wrote:

Philcom wrote:I guess I'm the only one that feels bad for her.

Sure she did the crime, she should do the time... and she's not the greatest person in the world, I don't really think she's too pretty... I just feel bad for her, okay.

I don't feel bad for her at all. Not one bit.

I hate the fact that I'm living in a humid apartment working my ass off for a living while Paris Hilton cruises around downtown LA with a suspended license, believing that we should all fall down and worship her.

I hate the fact that veterans have a hard enough time getting decent medical care while Paris Hilton makes remarks like, "I bring entertainment to people's otherwise mundane lives!" Thanks a lot, bitch, I'll remember the next time RPGs are flying at me.

I hate the fact that people will literally report about what she eats for dinner while entire homeless families are picking through garbage cans trying to find something to eat.

Paris Hilton's misery is my sweet, sadistic pleasure, and I'm relishing every f*cking minute of it.

Rot in hell, Paris Hilton. I hate you, the unnecessary excess you stand for, and the vapid "bread and circuses" culture you embody.

Ravage brings up some Major valid points here and truths.

I dumb as a brick bitch gets the whole world to love her cause, shes rich, wears expensive clothes and is stupid.

Well lets see, she's only famous cause shes rich and stupid a whore and a slut.

She only wears those clothes cause she's rich, and she's
mis-humanitarian, but not looking into the sweat shops her clothes come from in LA.

NOT TOO MENTION ACCORDING TO A LOT OF AMERICANS OR LEAST THE WAY THEY ACT, PEOPLE WHO ARE OF MONEY ARE SUPER INTELLIGENT.

Intelligence does not = PARIS DUMB AS A ROCK, STUPID SLUT HILTON.

So here is a perfect example that rich does not =intelligence.

Remember Bill Gates was poor once.

Ah, the joys of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. [/sarcasm]

It's nice to see the little piggie be thrown back in with the other little piggies. Now if she could just disappear of the face of the Earth...

Nah, she needs to be raped in jail, by a gang of a half crazy lezbians, so maybe that will straighten her "Dumb as 100 hammers" brain.Maybe "Few Bitche's" would do the trick......

Proof of teh herpes:

Halo wrote:

Seibertron wrote:LMFAO: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

Thank you for posting this. My Mom and I laughed for 5 minutes.

ROTFL!