The Energon Pub

SillySpringer wrote:Also, Drift got the dunce cap and not me? TREACHERY!

Two things: One, there was no Gimp involved, it actually fits him. And B, he spilled my glitter. Nobody spills my glitter.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

SillySpringer wrote:Also, Drift got the dunce cap and not me? TREACHERY!

Two things: One, there was no Gimp involved, it actually fits him. And B, he spilled my glitter. Nobody spills my glitter.

I better get the dunce cap before Burn or Va'al decide to punish me themselves...

Lol, you are such a cliched girl. That mixed with TFs makes such crazy antics!

Barely 13 and already cliched... Huh.

Also, went on a photo frenzy today (near 25-30 pics), expect incorrect date stamps for at least a few days.


And you said there wasn't a Soundwave for miles!
Why is everyone trying to prove me wrong?!


Newp, no spying on the party, Tumbler!
(My dad took this picture cuz I'm short)


Ooh...
Uh-uh. Mine.

Now for old(ish) pictures never posted. I took big Drift and Sideswipe one day to my cousin's.

Nuh-uh! Last time I nearly died from logic poisoning!!!
You passed out from fear of having to do the work.

Meeting the "other you" is not always as simple as a "...well" or an "ACK".

Uh, those aren't my - our - your Minicons...
I do not own anyone, nor am I owned. We all have our own personal destinies.
...


AAHH! Drift, hide me!
Sideswipe...


...that's not even the same book.


Hey, Blades, can you grab me some Energon from the chest?
Uh, sure, don't see why not.




ACK! DEAD BODY!!!


Haha! As perfect as it seemed from out here, bro?
Ha! Probably more!

Your sig

SillySpringer wrote:Your sig

Have Soundwave, will emoji.

Tried to post last night, but I got caught up in one of my dad's rants and used up my posting time. -_-


This is how my brother makes Ratchet "dance". Found this on the table that day.

Soundwave's first day at my cousin's.

I like quiet Soundwave like in TFP, so mine will very rarely talk.


Watch out!
???


!!!
Hello, Screensaver.


I will never understand Gwumpy.
Good.


Soundwave, I can't tell if you like him up there or not.
...
That's what I thought.




(Featuring my brother's RiD Stuntwing Minicon.)


Not again...
Clean it.

I'll be posting a long (15-pic) skit tonight as long as I'm not interrupted again.

Thanks. Now I want that Soundwave MORE!

*quietly wanders in and sits in the corner*

Sigma Magnus wrote:*quietly wanders in and sits in the corner*

Hi.


I knew you were going to get stuck like that somewhere.
... ...


Bzzz? (Should we help him?)
Hell, naw.
Remind me why you hang out with the Rescue Bots toys again?
Because I fit on Bee's shoulders.


Bwoo-doop. (Looks like you're up.)
Aw, man...
No need! WHOOOOOOOO!


Yeah!
Oh, when did I agree to this?!
You didn't, dude.
Oh, that makes me feel a little better...


Okay, fly straight towards him and don't turn until I say. I'll grab him as we pass.
Uh, I don't think this is such a good-
No objections! Go!


Not yet... not yet...
*whimpering*
*crash*


Uh, you forgot to say "turn".
??? ... !!! ... ... !!!
You're talkative today.


Looks like I'm going up there after all...
(Very happy I actually got the propeller to spin in this pic)


Oof!
###
Easy! There's young ones up with you now!
Hey!
Not you...
BG, Soundwave's saying mean silences!


Heh, ametuers.


Bop, woo! (No, wait!)


Darn...
Bzz nnn- (At least you didn't-)


*crash*


Hmmm doo... bzz-wee. (I'll get Ratchet... right after I'm done laughing.)

A continuation of "yesterday's" incident.

*ahem* Don't you have something to your attempted rescuers?




Hff!


I-I meant like a "thank you".
...

Also...

He sleeps here. He won't trust anything or anyone but my laptop in that bag. I probably shouldn't have shown him I renamed the disk "Ravage"...


Bzzzzda? (Why do you think you're better than me?)


Maybe because...


...I-
Ahem!
-we can do this?
Beeep! (Big deal!)


Hnn-da-wee!(I can do that without a Mini!)
(I'm running out of ways to write Bee sound effects...)


Sure. But can you fly?
Dee bweeoo. Bz!(Don't see why not. Hey, Blades!)


Hooking ya up!
Twee! (Ha!)


Whoooo! (Whoooo!)
Burn.
...If I was pose-able, I would have commited death by face-palm.

Fine, fine, I'll go with today.
Good. My cousin has a surprise.


This is so boring. What were you saying about a "surprise"?


Hey, Slick.




She was the surprise.
*weak moan* Someone call a doctor...


Nonono, not that doctor! Help!
Heh.

-Later-

Sideswipe? Dude?


What the hell...
BG said she heard you screaming in the cousin's blanket fort. When she got there you were knocked out and a Ratchet was on the ceiling.


Ha! Yeah, right. Like I would be scared of-
Oh, hey, here comes Ratch-dude.


AAAH!
What-
Oh, don't mind him. He just had a Ratchettack.
A Ratchetta- Oh. Oh...

Dangit, got so distracted with my music and my Gimp that I completely forgot to post.

Little Optimus came to my cousin's. I swear soon he'll have every toy I do!

Hey! Are you shinier than me?
Does it matter?
No.
Come on, man. Let me show you somethin'.


You were right... that is a giant, totally awesome slide!
You mean, a giant, totally awesome railing to downstairs?
Yeah, totally, railing, safety. Whatever.
DUDE!
Huh?


That's what I've been sayin' this whole time!
...


Half 'Bot, half 'Con.
And it's not even from the movies!
Plus it's black.
...Plus it's black.


Hands in the air!
Huh?
Give me all the Energon!
Why?
Because I have the gun!


Oh, Sideswipe... are we really going to play it this way?
Gulp.
Yes, "gulp" indeed.


AAAAH!
And... fire.


*dramatic groans*
Oh, please.
*silence*
Sideswipe? Oh, come on...


By Primus...


Got it.


This collection is weird.

I have a Sideswipe. I have a pen. Uh, Sideswipe pen!

You guys seen Soundwave?
He is over by the tin box.
Wait... the same tin box Bee got into?
Dunno.


No, Soundwave, wait!


Wait... what? How did you do that?
...
It is not just like a cat! It took me two years just to stop it from jumping on my face every time I came near!
...

Weather is finally good!

Ooh, it's like a jungle! *gasp* Wh-what if there are b-big bugs?!
What about the giant bee right next to you?
ACK! Oh, heh... don't ever do that again.

Soundwave seems to understand being outside. Tumbler, not so much...

This screensaver is too... dull.
???
Is that what it's called? "Clouds"? Ugh. Where's the Settings menu?


Haha! I'm king of the something-other-than-world-cuz-I-don't-want-to-be-cliche!


Move it, squirt!
AAAAH!


Ha! Now I'm king of the something-other-than-world-cuz-I-don't-want-to-be-cliche!

Everyone I know loves my brother's swings... literally, everyone.


My brother pushed them and they actually managed to stay on... for a little while.

...Click-Clack?
WHAAAAAAA!


OOF!
Click-Clack, are you alright?
I-I'm okay... My head cushioned the fall... *collapse*

Sidewsipe could've gone all "THIS IS SPARTA!", but he decided to be boring.

Also, these pics look GREAT outside! I can't say enough how much a difference natural light makes for photo sharpness!

Heh, Soundwave is one with nature!

SillySpringer wrote:Heh, Soundwave is one with nature!

Soundwave is one with near everything. He's a mystery to me.
... ... ... ... ... ...
.......................
Agreed.

Aren't you supposed to be making dinner?
I let Sideswipe have a go.
Wait, wait, wait. You gave Sideswipe full access to the kitchen? Including the knives?
Yes- oh...


Okay, Sideswipe, just hand over the-
MINE!


The thoughts of my friends at church when I bring my brother's Bee and Stuntwing. (Not mine, let's keep that clear.)
SUPERMAN!

Got some of our garden planted today, so more outside pics.

Just... gotta... get the... thing... twisted!
Need some help?
No way! I... I got this! Ugh!


Sideswipe, you have to help, too.
No way am I getting in that... *shudders* ...dirt.


Soundwave, I think that's a little too big for you.
!!!
If you say so.


Energon popsicle. Can't go wrong.

Smaller post today because I made another 15-pic skit (completely unintentional, by the way) that will be posted tomorrow.

OOH I love energon Popsicles! Haven't had one in years!

Also Soundwave in your pics is awesome. Love the captions.

SillySpringer wrote:OOH I love energon Popsicles! Haven't had one in years!

Also Soundwave in your pics is awesome. Love the captions.

Thanks! I think that Soundwave just might be my new favorite. I was right when I said he'd be my squee toy.

Also, sorry for not posting yesterday, it was a long schoolday, then I had a (minor) panic attack when I left both Optimuses (that plural still irritates me) at my cousin's house. They're back now, though.

Okay, line up. BG made this a requirement.
Actually, you did that, this is boring as hell for me...


Hands at your sides, Soundwave.
...
I don't care if mine aren't!


Blades, your propeller is crooked. Divebomb, arms and legs in.


And keep your head up!
Wha- I can't exactly do both of those at the same time!


Why can't you all be like Bumblebee here? Perfect!
He can't stand any other way, Drift.
Sure he could. His legs could be too close together, at least...
Na, bzzz dee-oo. (No, I literally can't stand any other way.)


And you two. Bot modes. Now.
We, ah... we can't.
Well, we can, but-
If you can, then do it.


Hey, where are your tinies?
Sideswipe, get back in formation!
Sorry.


Our Titan Masters?
They... ran off.
Oh, so you lost your heads?




*whimpers*
Hurry up! I'm going next.


Oh, please.
WAH!


Well?


Y-You forgot to fill it with water...




Uh... I'll go tell Chromedome he'll be without a head for a little while. Unless...


No way. I am not doing this.

LOL

Oh, by the way:


He'll be in that until the 9th of next month.

Prime broke his leg?


I've gotta say, I'm loving these. I never really thought of doing the 'sentient toys' angle, I've mostly tried to do in-universe, in-character stuff...might have to borrow a bit of your style in the future.

...As long as you don't mind, of course!

Sigma Magnus wrote:Prime broke his leg?

Yes, he fell off my bed and crashed on the hard wood floor. This is one of the reasons I had a panic attack when I left him at my cousin's. That and Gwumpy Ratchet lives there (and I had just taken pictures of him stalking the OPs, too).

Sigma Magnus wrote:I've gotta say, I'm loving these. I never really thought of doing the 'sentient toys' angle, I've mostly tried to do in-universe, in-character stuff...might have to borrow a bit of your style in the future.

...As long as you don't mind, of course!

Thanks! And I don't mind at all. It's fun.