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Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Burn » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:38 am

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
With faction swapping underway, from the looks of things the Beast factions seem to be filling up pretty well.

However it's been a well known fact that the Decepticons have always been outnumbered at the lower levels.

So this is my offer to anyone contemplating swapping factions.

IF YOU'VE GOT A TEAM WITH BOTS RANGING FROM LEVELS 0-3, THE DECEPTICON EMPIRE WANT YOU!

What's in it for you?

Well let's see ...

• You don't have to worry about Metroplex79 beating you senseless
• You get access to a well established bank of information
• We're a whole stack load of fun with regular competitions for you to earn energon!
• Someone is always there to offer advice.
• We're wacky, we're crazy, we know how to have a laugh!
• We're far more organised than everyone else. Unless you count the Predacons but we taught them everything they know anyway!

Not only that, we're about to begin a plan where you'll be put through training where you'll come out tougher, stronger, smarter and more organised.

Plus even if you're still outnumbered, we're going to teach you to not cry like a little baby. We're going to teach you to suck it up and dispense as much pain as possible!

Oh and of course, you're going to get 50,000 in Energon simply by joining the 'Cons and posting in this thread.

So forget about the boring stick in the muds better known as the "Autobots". Forget about the flea ridden do-gooders known as the "Maximals". And don't worry about the Predacons, they've got Tammuz. Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill things along the way and have a bloody good time doing it! Head to the Faction Switching Thread and get yourself swapped over!
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Me, Grimlock! » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:10 am

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You wouldn't want my team. :P







Seriously. You said so.
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby City Commander » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:57 am

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I think Inepticons is kinda catchy :P

Plus, then the bots have no claims to fame.

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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Shadow Dragon » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:34 am

Can I join? You can keep your energon.

Oh that's right, I made the right choice from the start.
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Jeep? » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:45 am

Dealer wrote:I think Inepticons is kinda catchy :P


I used to have several characters I called the Inepticons, the last of which I gave to Animus. JP's Microwave, Rechargabel, El Jesus Primo, and God.
Also, Burn's right, but only just. The Decepticons aren't as fun as they used to be, cause the best of the bunch wear a yellow badge now. :P
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Shadow Dragon » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:57 am

Jeep! wrote:Also, Burn's right, but only just. The Decepticons aren't as fun as they used to be, cause the best of the bunch wear a yellow badge now. :P


Why is Burn trying to get people to go con if he's a Predacon now? ;;)
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Chaoslock » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:04 am

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Jeep! wrote:Also, Burn's right, but only just. The Decepticons aren't as fun as they used to be, cause the best of the bunch wear a yellow badge now. :P


You mean this guy -> :grin:
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby City Commander » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:36 am

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Shadow Dragon wrote:
Jeep! wrote:Also, Burn's right, but only just. The Decepticons aren't as fun as they used to be, cause the best of the bunch wear a yellow badge now. :P


Why is Burn trying to get people to go con if he's a Predacon now? ;;)


Say whut /:)

Who actually STAYED con?!?
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Shadow Dragon » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:45 am

You must have gone Autobot cause you lost your humor.
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby City Commander » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:00 am

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It's on holiday :P


To think, I was gonna call you a barstard once I'd checked :lol:
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Evolution Prime » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:44 pm

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I'll move to the 'Cons side just as soon as Burn moves to the 'Bots side. :D :P You know we just can't be on the same side.
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Duckietron » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:26 pm

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Burn wrote:
Oh and of course, you're going to get 50,000 in Energon simply by joining the 'Cons and posting in this thread.


Hell, I through in a duckie as well. :P
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Burn » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:03 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Shadow Dragon wrote:You must have gone Autobot cause you lost your humor.


Well played old chap. I can't believe someone fell for that.

But then I forgot about Dealer ... :P
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Shadow Dragon » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:38 pm

Burn wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:You must have gone Autobot cause you lost your humor.


Well played old chap. I can't believe someone fell for that.

But then I forgot about Dealer ... :P

And the worst part of the whole thing, is I wasn't trying to trick anyone into thinking you left. JP said the best was now Pred and that was my way of saying "I didn't know Burn went Pred" as a rib at JP. At least he got it and gave me a big "Shush you" on MSN. :P
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Burn » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:52 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Shadow Dragon wrote:
Burn wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:You must have gone Autobot cause you lost your humor.


Well played old chap. I can't believe someone fell for that.

But then I forgot about Dealer ... :P

And the worst part of the whole thing, is I wasn't trying to trick anyone into thinking you left. JP said the best was now Pred and that was my way of saying "I didn't know Burn went Pred" as a rib at JP. At least he got it and gave me a big "Shush you" on MSN. :P


We both know that JP meant Wheelimus Prime. :twisted:
Who thankfully must not have seen this thread.
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby steve2275 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:34 pm

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but it wont get any worse"
Dealer wrote:I think Inepticons is kinda catchy :P

Plus, then the bots have no claims to fame.


not to mention all the competition from the arena aoutobots :P
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Re: Uncle Burnie's "Join the 'Cons! See the Universe! Kill thi

Postby Me, Grimlock! » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:15 am

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Burn wrote:Let's just lock this.


#-o Sorry if I sounded too harsh. Won't happen again. I'll be good. Promise. :grin: See? Who can't trust a smile like that?
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