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by **Zombie Starscream** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:20 am

One of Megatron's ways to torture prisoners: make them watch the Bratz movie.

by **Saya** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:22 am

Nightwatcher wrote:
Sheogorath wrote:OMG!!!

There's a new DOA trailer??

Sadly yes. And it looks to be worse than Street Fighter. How that's possible I'm still unsure.

Check the latest news at Aint It Cool

What the hell? Has that not been released over there or something? God damn.

Well, for the record, it's a terrible movie, but I really liked it. It doesn't take itself seriously in the slightest, so all the bad, over the top crap in it actually comes off funny (to me). This includes the acting. Devon Aoki is just so god awful in this, it's like she's a kid and they're all just playing, it's hilarious. The opening scene pretty much sets the mood for what you're in for, so if you like ridiculous hang-glider escapes from clifftop ninja castles, you'll love DOA. Really cool fight scenes too.

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:39 am

Wow.... having watched the DOA trailer....

I'm utterly almost speechless.

What the hell.

I mean honestly. Was the movie trying to be a joke?

This boggles my mind. I'm laughing on the outside at how horrible this movie looks(and is.)

But I'm crying on the inside thinking about how this proves that humanity has no future.

News Credits: 1 · by **Operation Ravage** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:50 pm

I saw the Bratz trailer when I went to see "Pirates." The entire theater broke into laughter when the giant, pink, "OMG!" hurled itself towards the screen.

It was not kind laughter.

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:05 pm

I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.

by **Salazaar** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:47 pm

Hahahaha! I saw the preview for this in front of Pirates 3.

News Credits: 2 · by **Bombus distinguendus** » Thu May 31, 2007 12:12 am

i saw the trailor when i saw pirates 3...it was so scary. it will go down in history as THE worst movie ever beating out soul plane, any waynes brothers movies,legally blonde,aquamarine, ect....

by **Godmodule** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:01 am

I have a nine year old daughter. I'll have to suffer through this hell...

by **Screambug** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:44 am

Godmodule wrote:I have a nine year old daughter. I'll have to suffer through this hell...

No need to take her if you don't want her to grow up to be a self-centered little harlot.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:57 am

Phategod1 wrote:I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.

QFT

What is sad is that these "Bratz" teach little girls that its O.K. to be a self-centered stuck up whore wannabe, that its good to have an attitude and to think clothes and makeup make the woman. And when they grow up and enter the real world and find that, no, having an attitude that impressed your friends doesn't work on your boss or that irate policeman about to hand you a ticket. All that it really does is make people mad at you and think of you in the sense of the big B-word. Has anyone ever seen the guests on the "Jerry Springer Show?" That what the Bratz will be when they get older.

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:59 am

Zombie Starscream wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.
QFT
What is sad is that these "Bratz" teach little girls that its O.K. to be a self-centered stuck up whore wannabe, that its good to have an attitude and to think clothes and makeup make the woman. And when they grow up and enter the real world and find that, no, having an attitude that impressed your friends doesn't work on your boss or that irate policeman about to hand you a ticket. All that it really does is make people mad at you and think of you in the sense of the big B-word. Has anyone ever seen the guests on the "Jerry Springer Show?" That what the Bratz will be when they get older.

I could not agree more.

by **Saya** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:42 am

Zombie Starscream wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:I think the link is gone I couldn't see But I always called Bratz, Slutz Training america's youth to be sluts one tramp at a time. Babies with make-up what whorish depts will the world sink to next. Next thing you know Optimus Prime will have flames.
QFT
What is sad is that these "Bratz" teach little girls that its O.K. to be a self-centered stuck up whore wannabe, that its good to have an attitude and to think clothes and makeup make the woman. And when they grow up and enter the real world and find that, no, having an attitude that impressed your friends doesn't work on your boss or that irate policeman about to hand you a ticket. All that it really does is make people mad at you and think of you in the sense of the big B-word. Has anyone ever seen the guests on the "Jerry Springer Show?" That what the Bratz will be when they get older.

Whateva! They do what they want!