The Energon Pub

[Tasbirk]

Happiness is 1320 more minutes of Bender.

[City Commander]

Mwahhahah! Now Zoidberg is the crafty consumer!

[Venomous Prime]

Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.

[Mighty Scorponok]

Your majesty. Welcome to city of Cologne. You mean colon?.Yeah. Have you ever been in love majesty?. I thought I once was, but then i realize the species reproduces itself by the cloud of spores.Awsome, 60 more episodes, of cigar smoking, burping, And Amies talking tatoo on her ass. Lmao.

[Senor Hugo]

Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You’re going to do his laundry?

Zapp: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

Zapp: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!

and yes I know Kif said them, but it was from Zapp's little black book.