The Energon Pub

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kyVOJSoFk

It features Blaster and Soundwave.

Pause at 0:20.

[Wheeljack35]

I remember the first time I seen this commercial .We were watching the good old Saturday morning cartoons on CBS.When it started I thought what are the transformers doing on right now?

I say good old Saturday Morning cartoons because back in the day CBS used to air cartoons on saturdays

[gumboluvu]

The kid is creepy...

[Autobot032]

"Little Billy's parents didn't want him listening to that Devil music and watching those evil shows. Poor Billy just wouldn't listen, and after selling his soul to the corporate Devil for a break in the big time, Billy came down with Radioactivegreeneyed-itis and this commercial was his only one. After years of soul searching and living on the streets, breakdancing to his Blaster TransFormer (NOT A REAL WORKING RADIO)..he finally found solace in cardboard box house building and began to live and work among them. He went from the "A Star Is Born" phase in commercials, to living on the streets, to being a leader in cardboard box home sales. People on Skid Row say they've seen him recently, and he's doing better than ever. He's now in his late twenties, bathes once a week, and is invited to parties which makes him some money under the table. He recently started marketing himself as the world's only living flashlight. You may have even heard him as you're walking down the street, he's been screaming his new catchphrase: "I'M MY OWN FLASHIN LIGHT! BUY ME NOW! SEE?! IT FLASHES WHEN I BLINK, HOW COOL IS THAT?!" We here at CH-1 wish him well. Thank you for watching CH'1's Behind The Idiots In Commercials."

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