The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="Shadowman"]Men's size schoolgirl uniforms! Good for the missus, or maybe just trying to get into that locker room you've always dreamed of! Availible only at Locust*Mart!

I shopped at Locust* Mart once...not a good idea

I ended up spending 500 dollars on a gun-shaped feeder for the Randys.

It was faulty and exploded in their faces numerous times....

I get the feeling he didn't quite read the instructions. But all items are refundable if free of bloodstains.

And I make sure that bloodstains are present.

I'll make sure there are plenty of randys to stomp on.

And I'll collect the Randy's soiled undies.

And I'll collect the Randy's souls. For fun and stuff.

As the official Reaper of this place, I should protest. But luckily for you, Randy souls fetch very low rates on the black market.

they can't even be used for good voodoo power. I've tried. I raised a zombie with their souls and all it could do was twitch and mumble in pain.

That's still fun.

He's good for 'poking with a stick' fun but not 'rampaging through town' fun[/quote]
They both sound fun to me.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Shadowman"]Men's size schoolgirl uniforms! Good for the missus, or maybe just trying to get into that locker room you've always dreamed of! Availible only at Locust*Mart!

I shopped at Locust* Mart once...not a good idea

I ended up spending 500 dollars on a gun-shaped feeder for the Randys.

It was faulty and exploded in their faces numerous times....

I get the feeling he didn't quite read the instructions. But all items are refundable if free of bloodstains.

And I make sure that bloodstains are present.

I'll make sure there are plenty of randys to stomp on.

And I'll collect the Randy's soiled undies.

And I'll collect the Randy's souls. For fun and stuff.

As the official Reaper of this place, I should protest. But luckily for you, Randy souls fetch very low rates on the black market.

they can't even be used for good voodoo power. I've tried. I raised a zombie with their souls and all it could do was twitch and mumble in pain.

That's still fun.

He's good for 'poking with a stick' fun but not 'rampaging through town' fun[/quote]
They both sound fun to me.[/quote]
A zombie's not a zombie if he can't feed himself.

[Big_yellow_glasses]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Big_yellow_glasses"][quote="Shadowman"]Men's size schoolgirl uniforms! Good for the missus, or maybe just trying to get into that locker room you've always dreamed of! Availible only at Locust*Mart!

I shopped at Locust* Mart once...not a good idea

I ended up spending 500 dollars on a gun-shaped feeder for the Randys.

It was faulty and exploded in their faces numerous times....

I get the feeling he didn't quite read the instructions. But all items are refundable if free of bloodstains.

And I make sure that bloodstains are present.

I'll make sure there are plenty of randys to stomp on.

And I'll collect the Randy's soiled undies.

And I'll collect the Randy's souls. For fun and stuff.

As the official Reaper of this place, I should protest. But luckily for you, Randy souls fetch very low rates on the black market.

they can't even be used for good voodoo power. I've tried. I raised a zombie with their souls and all it could do was twitch and mumble in pain.

That's still fun.

He's good for 'poking with a stick' fun but not 'rampaging through town' fun[/quote]
They both sound fun to me.[/quote]
A zombie's not a zombie if he can't feed himself.[/quote]
-The randys lay there zombifed brother on a hospital dead and spoons feeds him brains-

You would think that this would be a touching moment...but the inevitable death makes this hilarious to watch

[Halo]

It's cold outside. My basement is 40 degrees.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's cold outside. My basement is 40 degrees.

mine's heated

[Halo]

It's cold outside. My basement is 40 degrees.

mine's heated

Mine is, in theory, but it's still about 40 degrees.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's cold outside. My basement is 40 degrees.

mine's heated

Mine is, in theory, but it's still about 40 degrees.

likewise.

[The Happy Locust]

It's cold outside. My basement is 40 degrees.

mine's heated

Mine is, in theory, but it's still about 40 degrees.

likewise.

I've always wondered how people can possibly reproduce when they live in sub-zero temperatures. Things go inward in cold temperatures. And in sub-zero weather, I'm pretty sure my parts would be lodged in my sternum and still not be warm enough.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's cold outside. My basement is 40 degrees.

mine's heated

Mine is, in theory, but it's still about 40 degrees.

likewise.

I've always wondered how people can possibly reproduce when they live in sub-zero temperatures. Things go inward in cold temperatures. And in sub-zero weather, I'm pretty sure my parts would be lodged in my sternum and still not be warm enough.

That's why we invented blankets and sheet dude.

[Halo]

I'm posting from school! Whee!!!!!

[Big_yellow_glasses]

I'm posting from school! Whee!!!!!

I do that all the time Halo....

but its fun aint it?

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm posting from school! Whee!!!!!

I do that all the time Halo....

but its fun aint it?

take that education system!

[Halo]

I'm posting from school! Whee!!!!!

I do that all the time Halo....

but its fun aint it?

take that education system!

I was all super excited cause normally I get this "Synamax Web Security" You-No-Get-There-So-HAHA junk. But no more!

[Psycho Warrior]

I'm posting from school! Whee!!!!!

I do that all the time Halo....

but its fun aint it?

take that education system!

I was all super excited cause normally I get this "Synamax Web Security" You-No-Get-There-So-HAHA junk. But no more!

wow... Halo can kill security programs now... Next the pentagon!

[Halo]

I'm posting from school! Whee!!!!!

I do that all the time Halo....

but its fun aint it?

take that education system!

I was all super excited cause normally I get this "Synamax Web Security" You-No-Get-There-So-HAHA junk. But no more!

wow... Halo can kill security programs now... Next the pentagon!

Those bastards collapsed my tunnel I was making there. I hate them.

[The Happy Locust]

The obvious question is: Was the tunnel simply a transport mechanism, a smuggling ring, or a way to cross countries in minimal clothing without being seen?

[Psycho Warrior]

knowing halo the hole was to hide her nuclear stockpile... before running like crazy.

[Halo]

Among many other things. At least they haven't found my other one at Fort Knox.

[Psycho Warrior]

Among many other things. At least they haven't found my other one at Fort Knox.

too bad there's no gold there anymore

[Halo]

Among many other things. At least they haven't found my other one at Fort Knox.

too bad there's no gold there anymore

That's what you think.

[The Happy Locust]

*does a random stock check and finds that stock in HLO has mysteriously jumped up 208 points. *

Interesting influx of capital there.

[Halo]

It is, isn't it.

[The Happy Locust]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

[Halo]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

[The Happy Locust]

and for the sake of my own safety, I won't question any further. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a bath in the mall fountain. Anyone care to join?

Put about a ton of bubble bath mix in it, and I'm game.

Opportunity is knocking. Excuse me...

*runs to the nearest Bed, Bath, & Beyond*