The Energon Pub

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:27 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:*hands Halo Popcorn*

Doctor: That's not popcorn. Those are cholesterol deposits we pulled out of Locust's brain. Yes, you heard me.

by **Halo** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:46 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*hands Halo Popcorn*

Doctor: That's not popcorn. Those are cholesterol deposits we pulled out of Locust's brain. Yes, you heard me.

I think movie theater popcorn and cholesterol balls are the exact same thing. So whatever. *munches on popcorn*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:05 am

Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*hands Halo Popcorn*

Doctor: That's not popcorn. Those are cholesterol deposits we pulled out of Locust's brain. Yes, you heard me.

I think movie theater popcorn and cholesterol balls are the exact same thing. So whatever. *munches on popcorn*

first they feed you the popcorn, then they pump the cholesterol straight from your gut to make more butter flavored spread.

Spewwww...

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:32 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Doctor: That's not popcorn. Those are cholesterol deposits we pulled out of Locust's brain. Yes, you heard me.

I think movie theater popcorn and cholesterol balls are the exact same thing. So whatever. *munches on popcorn*

first they feed you the popcorn, then they pump the cholesterol straight from your gut to make more butter flavored spread.

Spewwww...

And this is why people never want to recycle.

by **Halo** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:23 am

Halo endorses recycling. It's good for the Earth.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:11 pm

Halo wrote:Halo endorses recycling. It's good for the Earth.

And I'm sure the fact all the corpses on your lawn are making your roses grow had nothing to do with it. :-?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:20 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Halo endorses recycling. It's good for the Earth.

And I'm sure the fact all the corpses on your lawn are making your roses grow had nothing to do with it.

I put my corpses by my back door and put them face down so I have a place to park my bike.

by **Halo** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:03 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Halo endorses recycling. It's good for the Earth.

And I'm sure the fact all the corpses on your lawn are making your roses grow had nothing to do with it.

I put my corpses by my back door and put them face down so I have a place to park my bike.

Corpses are a fine fertilizer, thankyou very much.

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Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
And I'm sure the fact all the corpses on your lawn are making your roses grow had nothing to do with it.

I put my corpses by my back door and put them face down so I have a place to park my bike.

Corpses are a fine fertilizer, thankyou very much.

The blood is what makes the roses red.

by **Halo** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:21 am

Yay snow!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:16 pm

Halo wrote:Yay snow!

Yay snow! Boo cold!

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Yay snow!

Yay snow! Boo cold!

And now the Local Polar Bear Club will take their annual sub-zero swim.

*dozens of people in swimming suits dive into icy waters*

Tune in in three days as we watch doctors diagnose over 23 different types of Frostbite. And it' not always where you think it'd be.

*hears a crack*

...especially if said parts snap off.

by **Halo** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:58 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Yay snow!

Yay snow! Boo cold!

And now the Local Polar Bear Club will take their annual sub-zero swim.

*dozens of people in swimming suits dive into icy waters*

Tune in in three days as we watch doctors diagnose over 23 different types of Frostbite. And it' not always where you think it'd be.

*hears a crack*

...especially if said parts snap off.

I've gone swimming while in Alaska.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:10 pm

Halo wrote:I've gone swimming while in Alaska.

I've swam in my lake in december. That was before I discovered we had leeches.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:16 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I've gone swimming while in Alaska.

I've swam in my lake in december. That was before I discovered we had leeches.

There's a skinny-dipping-with-leeches-coming-of-age joke here, but I'm not only not going near it, I've called the authorities to detonate the joke before it does any mental damage.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:41 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I've gone swimming while in Alaska.

I've swam in my lake in december. That was before I discovered we had leeches.

There's a skinny-dipping-with-leeches-coming-of-age joke here, but I'm not only not going near it, I've called the authorities to detonate the joke before it does any mental damage.

Thank non-god for the bad joke detonation team.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:13 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I've swam in my lake in december. That was before I discovered we had leeches.

There's a skinny-dipping-with-leeches-coming-of-age joke here, but I'm not only not going near it, I've called the authorities to detonate the joke before it does any mental damage.

Thank non-god for the bad joke detonation team.

It's a hard life, being from the "bomb" squad. You hear jokes that would shrill a man's soul. But the hardest part is removing jokes that are actually so powerfully funny that they could turn a man's mind into slush.

by **Halo** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:56 pm

I love jokes in all forms, shapes, and sizes.

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:12 am

Halo wrote:I love jokes in all forms, shapes, and sizes.

*Locust blushes while inching closer and closer towards Halo*

BLAM!

*Locust's now headless body inches further and further away while his head now adorns Halo's rifle as a reminder to others*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:46 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I love jokes in all forms, shapes, and sizes.

*Locust blushes while inching closer and closer towards Halo*

BLAM!

*Locust's now headless body inches further and further away while his head now adorns Halo's rifle as a reminder to others*

That happened to me years ago before I gave Halo that 'no hug' contract.

by **Halo** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:29 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I love jokes in all forms, shapes, and sizes.

*Locust blushes while inching closer and closer towards Halo*

BLAM!

*Locust's now headless body inches further and further away while his head now adorns Halo's rifle as a reminder to others*

That happened to me years ago before I gave Halo that 'no hug' contract.

*laughs ridiculously*

by **Halo** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:03 pm

So, did everyone have a good weekend?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:49 pm

Halo wrote:So, did everyone have a good weekend?

same as usual. I helped my grandma get her groceries, did pretty much nothing but sleep today.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:56 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:So, did everyone have a good weekend?

same as usual. I helped my grandma get her groceries, did pretty much nothing but sleep today.

MOre or less enjoyed my day doing nothing but watching movies and playing video games. If not for the official death of HD-DVD, It'd have been sweet and dandy.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:08 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:So, did everyone have a good weekend?

same as usual. I helped my grandma get her groceries, did pretty much nothing but sleep today.

MOre or less enjoyed my day doing nothing but watching movies and playing video games. If not for the official death of HD-DVD, It'd have been sweet and dandy.

Also I should add that I'm waiting impatiently for Overlord: Raising Hell for the PC... I want to journey to hell and kill those wretched heroes all over again!