The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

Senile old coots rock my world.

oh do they?

Pack up and leave PW. I think we've officially been outclassed. We just can't compete.

[shortround]

What the f*** is this thread about

[Psycho Warrior]

What the f*** is this thread about

whatever you want really.

And Locust, I will not be out classed by a senile old coot. The hobo down the street who says that the king of france is using his teeth to send anti-abortion potato soup recipes to Mcdonalds, that man outclasses me.

[shortround]

Dude either I cracked a butt knuckle or I just found that missing piece for my cybertron soundwave.

[Halo]

I frekin love Leap Day.

[The Happy Locust]

I frekin love Leap Day.

Followed by hop day, skip day, jump day, and the ever-popular bumpday.

[Psycho Warrior]

I frekin love Leap Day.

Followed by hop day, skip day, jump day, and the ever-popular bumpday.

I'm still waiting for Revenge day to become a holiday. Where all vengeance is legal.

[Halo]

I frekin love Leap Day.

Followed by hop day, skip day, jump day, and the ever-popular bumpday.

I'm still waiting for Revenge day to become a holiday. Where all vengeance is legal.

Humanity would only make it through one of those days.

[The Happy Locust]

Followed by hop day, skip day, jump day, and the ever-popular bumpday.

I'm still waiting for Revenge day to become a holiday. Where all vengeance is legal.

Humanity would only make it through one of those days.

The way I see it, one is ll you need. And we'll solve overpopulation in the same day.

[Psycho Warrior]

The way I see it, one is ll you need. And we'll solve overpopulation in the same day.

That's what I wanted to ask my local corrupt politiction. I suggested the creation of a IQ dependant soyent green factory. if your IQ is too low you get sent there.

[Halo]

The way I see it, one is ll you need. And we'll solve overpopulation in the same day.

That's what I wanted to ask my local corrupt politiction. I suggested the creation of a IQ dependant soyent green factory. if your IQ is too low you get sent there.

Brilliant!

[The Happy Locust]

The way I see it, one is ll you need. And we'll solve overpopulation in the same day.

That's what I wanted to ask my local corrupt politiction. I suggested the creation of a IQ dependant soyent green factory. if your IQ is too low you get sent there.

Brilliant!

One critical flaw. Every world government would suddenly find itself completely empty.

[Psycho Warrior]

That's what I wanted to ask my local corrupt politiction. I suggested the creation of a IQ dependant soyent green factory. if your IQ is too low you get sent there.

Brilliant!

One critical flaw. Every world government would suddenly find itself completely empty.

Leaving space for my sweping iron hand to begin a wav of tyranny the world has never seen. Where have you been?

[Halo]

Brilliant!

One critical flaw. Every world government would suddenly find itself completely empty.

Leaving space for Halo's sweping iron hand to begin a wav of tyranny the world has never seen, while I serve as her peon. Where have you been?

Fixed.

[The Happy Locust]

One critical flaw. Every world government would suddenly find itself completely empty.

Leaving space for Locust's underwear drawer to expand (the iron thong alone needing a 500 meter radius to be safe for living things) and begin a wave, followed by a cheer, a cartwheel, and maybe even a few fireworks; All while Locust sits out of sight on an isolated beach making sure he has absolutely no tan lines. Where have you been?

Leaving space for Halo's sweping iron hand to begin a wav of tyranny the world has never seen, while I serve as her peon. Where have you been?

Fixed.

Fixed even better.

[Halo]

Leaving space for Locust's underwear drawer to expand (the iron thong alone needing a 500 meter radius to be safe for living things) and begin a wave, followed by a cheer, a cartwheel, and maybe even a few fireworks; All while Locust sits out of sight on an isolated beach making sure he has absolutely no tan lines. Where have you been?

Leaving space for Halo's sweping iron hand to begin a wav of tyranny the world has never seen, while I serve as her peon. Where have you been?

Fixed.

Fixed even better.

Not it's perfect. I'm happy, and you're happy.

[The Happy Locust]

Not it's perfect. I'm happy, and you're happy.

And the best part, NO TAN LINES!

*Locust struts down the catwalk, parting crowds and causing mass panics*

[Psycho Warrior]

Leaving space for Locust's underwear drawer to expand (the iron thong alone needing a 500 meter radius to be safe for living things) and begin a wave, followed by a cheer, a cartwheel, and maybe even a few fireworks; All while Locust sits out of sight on an isolated beach making sure he has absolutely no tan lines. Where have you been?

Leaving space for Halo's sweping iron hand to begin a wav of tyranny the world has never seen, while I serve as her peon. Where have you been?

Fixed.

Fixed even better.

I smell a sitcom!

[Halo]

I smell a sitcom!

It'd have to be on in the late late night.

[Psycho Warrior]

I smell a sitcom!

It'd have to be on in the late late night.

Unless we can fight off the barbarian horde the FCC has in their power.

[The Happy Locust]

It'd have to be on in the late late night.

Unless we can fight off the barbarian horde the FCC has in their power.

Already done. They've been appeased through their only weakness, shiny objects.

Hun: Me like sparkling underwear. Mr. Locust has lots.

[Psycho Warrior]

It'd have to be on in the late late night.

Unless we can fight off the barbarian horde the FCC has in their power.

Already done. They've been appeased through their only weakness, shiny objects.

Hun: Me like sparkling underwear. Mr. Locust has lots.

an entire barbarian horde wearing glittery underwear... I'm terrorfied.
Hun: It not underwear! it thudnerwear!

[Halo]

an entire barbarian horde wearing glittery underwear... I'm terrorfied.
Hun: It not underwear! it thudnerwear!

I think that can be a mass marketable item.

[Psycho Warrior]

an entire barbarian horde wearing glittery underwear... I'm terrorfied.
Hun: It not underwear! it thudnerwear!

I think that can be a mass marketable item.

who in their right mind would buy thunderwear? Well, me of course, but who else?

[The Happy Locust]

I think that can be a mass marketable item.

who in their right mind would buy thunderwear? Well, me of course, but who else?

Thunderwear? How can you guys not be seeing the obvious joke here?