The Energon Pub

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:31 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:You know, the same thing happens to me.

Huh, hard to believe Halo and I both have a reaction to Papa John's. Few people seem to get that.

*Locust sticks his head out of PW's back.*

Considering I'm installing a water softener and a gas oven in here, I'd rather you not have that reactions

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:00 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:You know, the same thing happens to me.

Huh, hard to believe Halo and I both have a reaction to Papa John's. Few people seem to get that.

*Locust sticks his head out of PW's back.*

Considering I'm installing a water softener and a gas oven in here, I'd rather you not have that reactions

I don't like softened water. I prefer well water.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:14 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Huh, hard to believe Halo and I both have a reaction to Papa John's. Few people seem to get that.

*Locust sticks his head out of PW's back.*

Considering I'm installing a water softener and a gas oven in here, I'd rather you not have that reactions

I don't like softened water. I prefer well water.

I'm not in the best location to build a well. But I can make a fountain at least.

*Water starts pouring from PW's ears*

by **Halo** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:52 am

Spring Cleaning!!!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:41 pm

Halo wrote:Spring Cleaning!!!

I feel extremely uncomfortable with ice water shooting out my ears. I hope my many parasites are taking this better than I am.

*we see a small army of tapeworms, blood worms, and many other unnameable creatures crawling away from PW*

... I feel so empty...

by **Halo** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:15 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Spring Cleaning!!!

I feel extremely uncomfortable with ice water shooting out my ears. I hope my many parasites are taking this better than I am.

*we see a small army of tapeworms, blood worms, and many other unnameable creatures crawling away from PW*

... I feel so empty...

Fill the empty with delicious food.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:44 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Spring Cleaning!!!

I feel extremely uncomfortable with ice water shooting out my ears. I hope my many parasites are taking this better than I am.

*we see a small army of tapeworms, blood worms, and many other unnameable creatures crawling away from PW*

... I feel so empty...

Fill the empty with delicious food.

good idea. *begins gorging on chocolate covered coffee beans*

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:21 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I feel extremely uncomfortable with ice water shooting out my ears. I hope my many parasites are taking this better than I am.

*we see a small army of tapeworms, blood worms, and many other unnameable creatures crawling away from PW*

... I feel so empty...

Fill the empty with delicious food.

good idea. *begins gorging on chocolate covered coffee beans*

*One remaining parasite, AKA Locust, finds himself suddenly being drenched in melted chocolate and ground coffee.*

HEY! NO! YOU GOT IT ALL OVER THE WATERBED!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:00 am

The Happy Locust wrote:*One remaining parasite, AKA Locust, finds himself suddenly being drenched in melted chocolate and ground coffee.*

HEY! NO! YOU GOT IT ALL OVER THE WATERBED!

Well can't blame me for that. I didn't put your bed there. At least I didn't get it in the indoor pool.

by **Halo** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:41 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*One remaining parasite, AKA Locust, finds himself suddenly being drenched in melted chocolate and ground coffee.*

HEY! NO! YOU GOT IT ALL OVER THE WATERBED!

Well can't blame me for that. I didn't put your bed there. At least I didn't get it in the indoor pool.

The indoor pool is now full of pudding.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:00 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*One remaining parasite, AKA Locust, finds himself suddenly being drenched in melted chocolate and ground coffee.*

HEY! NO! YOU GOT IT ALL OVER THE WATERBED!

Well can't blame me for that. I didn't put your bed there. At least I didn't get it in the indoor pool.

The indoor pool is now full of pudding.

A swimming pool full of pudding? Halo knows how to live.

by **Halo** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:00 pm

I have a Ph.D. in "Livin' da Good Life".

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat May 24, 2008 12:36 am

Halo wrote:I have a Ph.D. in "Livin' da Good Life".

I've had so much to do since my dad had his back surgery... 12 acres to take care of and I'm begining to go mental after 12 straight days of work.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat May 24, 2008 4:21 pm

Halo wrote:I have a Ph.D. in "Livin' da Good Life".

*Locust finally exits PW's body*

This place is a wreck. I'm voting to have it condemned.

*Sticks a 4SALE sign in PW's neck*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat May 24, 2008 5:03 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I have a Ph.D. in "Livin' da Good Life".

*Locust finally exits PW's body*

This place is a wreck. I'm voting to have it condemned.

*Sticks a 4SALE sign in PW's neck*

Like anyone would buy me. Besides Halo already owns my butt, I must be off soon to bring in the turnip harvest...

by **Halo** » Tue May 27, 2008 5:01 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I have a Ph.D. in "Livin' da Good Life".

*Locust finally exits PW's body*

This place is a wreck. I'm voting to have it condemned.

*Sticks a 4SALE sign in PW's neck*

Like anyone would buy me. Besides Halo already owns my butt, I must be off soon to bring in the turnip harvest...

That's your dinner. Partially rotted turnip mash.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:25 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust finally exits PW's body*

This place is a wreck. I'm voting to have it condemned.

*Sticks a 4SALE sign in PW's neck*

Like anyone would buy me. Besides Halo already owns my butt, I must be off soon to bring in the turnip harvest...

That's your dinner. Partially rotted turnip mash.

You mean acutal food!? You spoil your serfs.

by **Halo** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:48 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Like anyone would buy me. Besides Halo already owns my butt, I must be off soon to bring in the turnip harvest...

That's your dinner. Partially rotted turnip mash.

You mean acutal food!? You spoil your serfs.

I know, right? I'm such a good overlord.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:46 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:That's your dinner. Partially rotted turnip mash.

You mean acutal food!? You spoil your serfs.

I know, right? I'm such a good overlord.

I hear the IRS is planning on overthrowing you though.

by **Halo** » Thu May 29, 2008 7:16 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:You mean acutal food!? You spoil your serfs.

I know, right? I'm such a good overlord.

I hear the IRS is planning on overthrowing you though.

I overthrew them last Tuesday. Get better intel.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:49 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I hear the IRS is planning on overthrowing you though.

I overthrew them last Tuesday. Get better intel.

I gotta stop getting my intel from the grape vine. *puts down the grapes*

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:13 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I hear the IRS is planning on overthrowing you though.

I overthrew them last Tuesday. Get better intel.

I gotta stop getting my intel from the grape vine. *puts down the grapes*

*the grapevine, now weakened due to rampant plucking, snaps and drops to the ground. Locust falls from above not long after*

Ow... that was my escape route. Who broke my grapevine!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri May 30, 2008 9:35 am

The Happy Locust wrote:*the grapevine, now weakened due to rampant plucking, snaps and drops to the ground. Locust falls from above not long after*

Ow... that was my escape route. Who broke my grapevine!

You find some strange homes dude.

by **Nassuman!!** » Fri May 30, 2008 11:49 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*the grapevine, now weakened due to rampant plucking, snaps and drops to the ground. Locust falls from above not long after*

Ow... that was my escape route. Who broke my grapevine!

You find some strange homes dude.

It's not as bad as when he lived in non-existence.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri May 30, 2008 7:47 pm

Nassuman!! wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*the grapevine, now weakened due to rampant plucking, snaps and drops to the ground. Locust falls from above not long after*

Ow... that was my escape route. Who broke my grapevine!

You find some strange homes dude.

It's not as bad as when he lived in non-existence.

It's a shame, really. Some folk will never know the joy of living where bill collectors can't find you. think about it. "What's his address?" "According to the system, it doesn't exist. Must be a computer error. Cancel all bills"