The Energon Pub

[Auto Bot]

Here's one for all of you kids at heart


On the teacher's birthday, the children brought gifts.

The florist's son brought a bouquet of flowers and the candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy.
The liquor store owner's son brought a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it.

"Is it wine?", she guessed.

"No", the boy replied.

"Champagne?".

"No".

"I give up", she said. "What is it?".

"Its a PUPPY!"

[olokin]

Hahahaha

Very funny Auto Bot

[Airlift]

No hard feelings Auto Bot

Here's something I saw on a funny sign earlier today.

I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few pieces!

[Auto Bot]

Thanks


Two men are both looking for their lost wives.

Airlift: "How does your wife look like?"

Olokin: "She's 5'7", measures 36-24-36, fair skin, black hair. What about yours?"

Airlift: "Forget mine. Let's find yours!"

[Airlift]

Pretty good joke, maybe you should not bother with names, especially other peoples usernames, k?

[Auto Bot]

I thought it adds to the fun.

Ok. Sorry. (again)

[Airlift]

No problem, glad to see you apologised

[Auto Bot]

Here's a last hurrah, before i retire...

Widow and Lawyer on late husband's will.

Attorney: "Your husband left ALL HE HAD to the Home For The Aged."

Wife: "Yes, but what about me?"

Attorney: "You are ALL HE HAD."