The Energon Pub

[Tekka]

Misspelling words is nothing but cheating!
To defy such a rule will lead to a beating.

Well sure enough I get the gist,
but good sir, there's something you missed.

"But I've seen it all." I hear you jest,
But only Wheelie could say it best.

"If Rodimus Prime were to give me the eye,
And enticingly wink and caress his thigh.

Wheelie would certainly take offence,
and severe retribution he would dispense."

Rodimus Prime would unfortunately see,
Wheelie has eyes for only Arcee.

So when Rodimus lies a bloody mess,
Wheelie's pink lady will wish him god bless.

[Auto Bot]

This is too good.
Tekka's rhymes lightens the mood!

[Dragonoth]

Where is the one who loves Wheelie so? Dai Atusori, where did he go? Was he offended by Wheelie jokes, or is he hangin' with Japanese blokes?

[Snowtron]

Wheelie is cool

Wheelie is great

All who disagree

Can kiss my skit plate.

[Dragonoth]

"My name is Daniel and I'm here to say, I love Wheelie in a special way. He's my best orange friend; he's so so rad. When I'm with him I don't miss my dad!"

Sorry for killing your day.

"Wheelie says you didn't rhyme. That means you are out this time."