The Energon Pub

[Shadowman]

Not far, though.

Turns out, we can no longer afford our Piece of **** House. So, we're getting a really nice apartment.

Features include:

Cable in every room
1540 sq ft
Four beds, two baths
Complex has TWO pools
And a gym!
Cats allowed
Dogs allowed, but only certain breeds (I.e. Not rotwiellers, pitbulls, etc.)
Central Air and Heating
There's a Blockbuster about a half a mile away where I could get a job.
And more!

It's bigger than out current house (Though, admittedly, it doesn't have the second floor or basement), and is nicer, and cheaper.

Double-you-tee-eff, man.

Here's a floor plan. The first bedroom is my dad's office, the second is mine, third is my sister's, and Master Bedroom is, of course, my parents.

[TheMuffin]

Your "apartment" is larger than the ranch home I live in. Nice to be lucky isn't it?

[Shadowman]

Your "apartment" is larger than the ranch home I live in. Nice to be lucky isn't it?

I really have a hard time believing it's real. A nice apartment, nicer, even larger, than out house, and cheaper?

I keep thinking we're going to pull into a ditch, get some blankets, then start LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[Salazaar]

Now how are you going to explain that transforming vibrator to Mister Roper?

[Archanubis]

Nice catch.

Dogs allowed, but only certain breeds (I.e. Not rotwiellers, pitbulls, etc.)

Yeah, that's something I ran into when I was looking at apartments when I moved. It's a shame really; these "banned" breeds may have the worst reputations, but when I worked at a vet, they were some of the nicest animals we worked with. The worst were the little toy dogs, "footballs" I like to call them.

What utilities are included?

[Halo]

That's a pretty sweet place.

[Shadowman]

What utilities are included?

Utilities aren't included, apparently.

EDIT: rent is about $940/month, plus an extra $20/month to keep pets (I don't think there's a limit, though, on how many pets on can have.) along with a $200 deposit.

That little chihuahua who can't even poke the skin on a grape (EXAGGERATION) is costing us an arm and a leg. We still love her.

Plus, we're probably going to get a cat.

[Operation Ravage]

Very nice, Shadowman. I was just approved to move into my new apartment in South Carolina today, incidently.



My new home will be 1200 square feet, comes with a fireplace, garbage disposal, 9 foot ceilings, dishwasher, dryer/washer attachments. I'm on the second floor and get to keep my kitty.

It's located in downtown Columbia, South Carolina, and is located directly across from a park with a 4 mile running trail.

I can move in on the 10th of July.

[Shadowman]

Damn! Some of the Four-Bed apartments at my new complex have fireplaces, but we don't!

Next time, Ravage! NEXT TIME!!

At least we have a Gym, so I can drop the 40 pounds I was supposed to drop.