The Energon Pub

[Tom_Servo]

This is what I just spent my day making. I made him from a non-TF beastformer. He used to be a bird. Now he is SEMITAR! He's also evidence that I do have better things to be doing with my time.
(He's not a mouse.)
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[Liege Evilmus]

I was hoping for more new mold realgears

[Tom_Servo]

He's not a mouse.

[Liege Evilmus]

Then what be this awesome being from beyond the stars, and aparently freetime!?!

[Tom_Servo]

I'll wait for someone to get it.

[Cycrolus]

NICE HA HA!!! shoulda painted the squiggly white tho. I won't say what it is I think that's part of the fun. I don't think I want to know what inspired you to do this.

[Liege Evilmus]

Is it some type of vibrator

[Klusterprime]

I thought first it was an egg but the last pic shows
That is a sperm inpreganting Unicron and unicron as the egg of a female or something
and very disturbing
Tom has created a Sperm Transformer

Clusterprime

[Wheeljack-S70]

WASHINGTON(CNN) -- President Bush on Thursday called on Congress to approve billions of dollars in additional funding for the wars on alien sperm-o-bots before lawmakers leave for their Christmas break.
Although the nation is split on the decision, scientist Cox F. Dixon has been appointed as the head of the task force implemented by the white house to combat the unwanted space load. After the spermicidal missile program was rejected by Russia, Dixon has begun working with the pentagon and nasa on plans to make a giant condom. However, it has taken them months to come up with a design and this will only help prevent future attacks. Speculators speculate that the presidents approval rating will fall drastically if the Earth is impregnated out of wedlock on his watch.

[Asepticon]

LOL that's funny, but it does look alot like a mouse. I guess next you'll make two of those ball minicons deploy out of Unicron like ovaries.

[Jazzz]

...sperm.
At first i thought it was like a computer mouse, that transformers like rattrap.
then that unicron picture came along andEWW WTF!
so who's the father?

[Repair Bay]

ROTFLMAOOL!

Now thats...creative XDD

[toxicity]

At first I believed it was a mouse. Until i read the name semitar again. that last picture is just hilarious

[LL Cool VF-1J]

lol, that was good. The pic with unicron finally made me get it. If you painted the tail white it would be easier to figure out. What is all this "free time" I see in all the threads? I can't seem to find any anywhere.

[Tom_Servo]

Big Thanks to everyone who had the nerve to let their names be tarnished by commenting on this one! Yes, I have created a Spermformer. Admittedly, he does look like a mouse, which gave me a good out if I had any last minute questions about what I was doing here!
I'm glad the Unicron picture did the job of selling what was happening there. (The funny thing about that picture is that if you look at Unicron's mouth it seems to have a very distinct expression now.)
Cycrolus- yes, logically his tail should be white. However, the white rods that I had at the moment didn't fit into his hand. And besides, it looks great as a weapon! I'm a sucker for wacky lightsabers. He's a robotic sperm anyway. Use Beast Wars logic.
BTW, Wheel_Jack, thank you so much for the picture of the anal condom. It really was all this thread was missing!

[christron101]

It was the title and the unicron picture that gave it away for me.I mean I may just be NUTS[/i]

[Tom_Servo]

It was the title and the unicron picture that gave it away for me.I mean I may just be NUTS[/i]

HA! Nuts! I didn't even think of that.
I'm even cleverer than I thought!

[Asepticon]

Something just occurred to me, Protoform Prime would have been perfect for this custom

[Tom_Servo]

Something just occurred to me, Protoform Prime would have been perfect for this custom

I think we all know what bodily function Protoform Prime looks like.

[Evil_the_Nub]

This may finaly answer the age old question of where baby transformers come from.

[Devastator]

You are crazy Tom! That picture of Unicron being fertilized is precious!

[Wheeljack-S70]

BTW, Wheel_Jack, thank you so much for the picture of the anal condom. It really was all this thread was missing!

I'll take care of that.

[decepticonjon]

what's his name? twinkle in daddy's eye?

[Tom_Servo]

BTW, Wheel_Jack, thank you so much for the picture of the anal condom. It really was all this thread was missing!

I'll take care of that.

LOL! You didn't have to change it. I was just kiddin' ya.
The other names that I was considering were Insemitar, Inseminator and Spunky.
I just can't say enough about how glad I am that so many other folks on here actually think that this is funny enough to comment on! Thank you!

[Sherade]

This belongs up there with Micheal Jackson.
But, unfortunatly, it's not half bad....