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by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 pm
By request of the great Jesus Prime.

Yes this is him. And yes I'm as deeply disturbed as you are.
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by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 pm
- Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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He looks like my goddamn sister.
She never told me she was an irish man...
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by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:59 pm
Redimus wrote:He looks like my goddamn sister.
She never told me she was an irish man...
I bet all the heavy drinking and cursing suddenly makes sense now.
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by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:14 pm
- Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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Goribus wrote:Redimus wrote:He looks like my goddamn sister.
She never told me she was an irish man...
I bet all the heavy drinking and cursing suddenly makes sense now.

I suspect JP was lieing when he claimed not to like alchopops though...
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by RobotInDisguise » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:17 pm
You're sure this is not a joke?
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by Windracer » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:19 pm
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
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Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...
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by RobotInDisguise » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:21 pm
Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...
and into a secret stash of explosives
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by Psychout » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:23 pm
- Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."
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Arent we supposed to call him 'Elita-J' now?
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by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:27 pm
Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...
He asked for a volunteer to post it. I don't even get the joke.
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by Windracer » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:29 pm
- Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
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Goribus wrote:Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...
He asked for a volunteer to post it. I don't even get the joke.

Someone should tell him ... er, her... April 1st isn't for another week or two.
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by Jeep? » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:30 pm
No joke. Just me, two hours worth of make-up, and fake tits.
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by Rebirth Megatron » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:30 pm
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*walks in puts "Dude looks like a Lady* on the CD player in the room, then leaves to find a screwdriver to gouge eyes out*
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by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:33 pm
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Jesus Prime wrote:No joke. Just me, two hours worth of make-up, and fake tits.
Sadly not the ones in your sig...
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by Goribus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:36 pm
Windracer wrote:Goribus wrote:Windracer wrote:Aaaand "WOOOOOSH" it goes, right over Windy's head...
He asked for a volunteer to post it. I don't even get the joke.

Someone should tell him ... er, her... April 1st isn't for another week or two.

I'd imagine that April Fool's Day to Jesus would be like Halloween to Monsters. If you don't get that reference you need to watch more Buffy.
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by Venomous Prime » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:43 pm
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Jeep...wow...WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
I can't stop laughing
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by Burn » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:11 pm
- Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!
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by Pulsar » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:12 pm
I always imagined JP to look more Jesus-like
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by Whisper » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:26 pm
Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...
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by Burn » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:19 pm
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Whisper wrote:Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...

You'll still be prettier than steve.
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by Redimus » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:25 pm
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Burn wrote:Whisper wrote:Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...

You'll still be prettier than steve.

Why do you think he lurks in the shaddows... erm arena?
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by Edgecrusher » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:43 pm
Burn wrote:Whisper wrote:Burn wrote:Well how about that. Someone in HMW IS prettier than Whisper!

That ain't too hard these days...

You'll still be prettier than steve.

NOW THAT ain't hard burn
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by Mighty Scorponok » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:18 pm
tITLE SAYS IT, BUT THOSE BOOBIES IN YOUR sIG, jESUS pRIME, ARE HOT. If they were real, I wouldnt mind meeting those in my own house......AWUUUUUUUUUU (wolf whistle and toungue drippin down).
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by Kalon » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:04 pm
What promted the custume/make-up JP?
Mighty Scorponok wrote:tITLE SAYS IT, BUT THOSE BOOBIES IN YOUR sIG, jESUS pRIME, ARE HOT. If they were real, I wouldnt mind meeting those in my own house......AWUUUUUUUUUU (wolf whistle and toungue drippin down).
Behold the lowest common denominator.
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by Goribus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:33 am
Kalon wrote:What promted the custume/make-up JP?
Mighty Scorponok wrote:tITLE SAYS IT, BUT THOSE BOOBIES IN YOUR sIG, jESUS pRIME, ARE HOT. If they were real, I wouldnt mind meeting those in my own house......AWUUUUUUUUUU (wolf whistle and toungue drippin down).
Behold the lowest common denominator.

Pffft. Most of us males were thinking it. He's just brave enough to drunkenly mutter it out loud.
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by Vanguard » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:06 pm
I must say your man boobs look damn big in your sig JP. Is that down to too much beer or photoshop?
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